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Posted: 9/18/2004 12:26:27 PM EDT
www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/analysis/toons/2004/09/17/mikula/index.html

I would say that hell would have to freeze over, but correlation does not prove causality.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 12:27:14 PM EDT
He is doomed ----------nothing he can do
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 12:36:41 PM EDT

What does Kerry have to do to win?


Run for president......... of France? Germany? Iraq? Bumfuck Egypt?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:06:07 PM EDT
Sell his soul to the devil.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:08:18 PM EDT
Free ketchup for everybody!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:27:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:32:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:
Free ketchup for everybody!



While I love ketchup, even that won't save him now.


I never thought it would be this fun to watch someone's presidential aspirations derail. It's even better than when Howard Dean exploded.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:38:55 PM EDT
Kerry can't win now.

Move on with the rest of your life.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:44:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrPotatoHead:
Kerry can't win now.

Move on with the rest of your life.



move on with the rest of your life

bite your toungue and buy your mags elsewehere......
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=276178

obviously you dont want us to discuss anything....
we will shut down AR15.com just for you because you dont want to discuss anything further....


for you.

just fot you.



Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:46:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 1:47:12 PM EDT by the]
He would have to personally capture/kill Bin Laden.

Perhaps he can use that "chinese assault rifle" he claims to own.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:50:49 PM EDT
Get a head transplant.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:53:33 PM EDT
Even if he single handedly captured Osama (and earned 4 more Purple Hearts) in Afghanistan, he'd still lose.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:55:53 PM EDT
He would have to grow a set an be a man which is impossible. Cause he is a goofy pussy.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:56:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By MrPotatoHead:
Kerry can't win now.

Move on with the rest of your life.



move on with the rest of your life

bite your toungue and buy your mags elsewehere......
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=276178

obviously you dont want us to discuss anything....
we will shut down AR15.com just for you because you dont want to discuss anything further....


for you.

just fot you.








Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:57:30 PM EDT
I say we let him and GW go mano-e-mano in the ring. Winner takes all, loser has to take theresa.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:58:52 PM EDT
Too late now. He's done too much flip flopping already. If he actually tried to be a decent guy (which will happen when the pigs in hell are unable to fly due to the ice on their wings) then it'd just look like more flip flopping.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:01:13 PM EDT
Kerry might not have to do anything to win. If just a few republican voters get complacent and too confident in their belief Bush is guaranteed to win and they decide to sit home rather than get out to vote, Kerry could very well be the next president.

This race is far from over. With more than a month left, there's a lot that could go wrong for Bush. Get overconfident and count him out now, and you may be very sorry when Kerry is taking the oath of office.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:02:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 2:03:13 PM EDT by Skammy]
Put the propoganda machine into overdrive, nah wait not even then
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:04:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:
He is doomed ----------nothing he can do


Alot can happen between now and November, but I am beginning to agree with this sentiment.

His campaign, with all the negative Bush energy from the media, is stuck in neutral. I hope there is no saving him.

I remember Bill Clinton in early '92, however. He seemed doomed, too. Hard to believe we wound up with him as president for two full terms.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:47:36 PM EDT
I would only consider voting for him if he would kill his wife on live TV. THAT I would like to see!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:50:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 2:52:04 PM EDT by imcoltsguy]

Originally Posted By shaggy:
Kerry might not have to do anything to win. If just a few republican voters get complacent and too confident in their belief Bush is guaranteed to win and they decide to sit home rather than get out to vote, Kerry could very well be the next president.

This race is far from over. With more than a month left, there's a lot that could go wrong for Bush. Get overconfident and count him out now, and you may be very sorry when Kerry is taking the oath of office.



+1
Do not relax and get complacent. Anything can happen between now and the election. Absolutely anything.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:57:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:
Sell his soul to the devil.



He already did that when that waffle faced weasel wished for the ability to marry rich widows.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:59:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 3:00:40 PM EDT by Moof]
Historically, winning Democrat Presidential candidates have had to "purchase" their votes, promising increased monetary entitlements, allotments, benefits, et al, to those suffering economic hardship. For obvious reasons, they've always concentrated on (and relied on) snaring the immense urban voter blocks.

If the economy is doing well, or at least remarkably improving, as it is now, that strategy fails.

If a recession is looming, as it was during the Gore campaign in 2000, however, it can work.

Gore, however, made a fatal mistake: He couldn't envision, in his wildest dreams, that Rural American voters could be mobilized enough to present a credible threat.

Unfortunately for him, a Kennedy stepped up and provided exactly that mobilization.

In early November 2000, Patrick Kennedy, then head of the Democratic Congressional Committee in charge of electing Democrat representatives, stated on national television "We [Democrats] have written off rural America."

Big mistake. Very big mistake. (See www.geoffmetcalf.com/votemap_20001116.html)

Thirty million rural American voters, among them tobacco farmers whom Gore had royally screwed, and timber growers who Gore was promising to royally screw, already viewed Gore as an untrustworthy prick. The Kennedy statement couldn't have come at a more opportune time; it confirmed their suspicions that the entire Democrat party was no better, and in fact had abandoned them for mainly urban-based special interest groups.

To date, I don't see anything Kerry has done to undo that damage. Rural America is not impressed by a confirmed traitor holding a shotgun above his head and promising to protect the American Way, particularly while he's jerking off the likes of Michael Moore with the other hand.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:04:32 PM EDT
i know what i would do if i was running his campaign, but i'm sure as hell not gonna post it!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:10:54 PM EDT
He can not win.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:32:44 PM EDT
john kerry will never be able to win...the only option (that isnt really an option...) is that GWB could lose...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:39:44 PM EDT
1. Preach the anybody but Bush mantra.
2. Remind democrats that GWB "stole" the presidency for Al. Gore
3. Get every Gore voter +1%
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:43:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:
He is doomed ----------nothing he can do



what he said , Kerry's is captain of a sinking ship
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:45:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BallisticTip:
He can not win.



HE WILL NOT WIN
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:02:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 4:03:41 PM EDT by captainpooby]
Not this:

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:00:10 PM EDT
He could shoot himself to death with his own Chinese AK and he might win (posthumously, of course) on the sympathy vote.

Hmmm.

I wonder if anyone in his campaign staff has thought of that one yet?



Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:41:35 PM EDT
Kerry must hide from the press, give no interviews, make no speeches, and just wait for the people to get sick of hearing about Bush. There's still time.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:46:29 PM EDT
What does Kerry have to do to win?

Click his heals together 3 times and say.. "There's no place like the Whitehouse, There's..."
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:48:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:
Sell his soul to the devil.



Already done...that's how he got this far.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:59:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:19:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:28:39 PM EDT
Come up with a platform people will support him for, instead of simply "I'm not Bush".

Stop lying with his every utterance.

Go back in time and unfuck his traitorous actions.

Go back in time and re-vote every vote in the Senate using the Constitution as a model.

Stand by and hold fast to an earlier decision. Any decision.

Stand up for something worthwhile that doesn't make him a hypocrit.

Stop fucking whining about everything.

Grow balls.

He might have a chance then.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:06:01 PM EDT

Sell his soul to the devil.



Too late he's already done that. How else could he have remained in office for so long?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:15:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
1. Preach the anybody but Bush mantra.
2. Remind democrats that GWB "stole" the presidency for Al. Gore
3. Get every Gore voter +1%


lmao! i HOPE kerry does that!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:18:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shotar:
He can likely do nothing to win. GWB would have to screw up really really really bad.



Again? Ah shit...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 11:34:58 PM EDT
The premise of the question is flawed IMHO because this election is more controlled about external issues/events rather then what the candidate ‘can do’.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 11:56:12 PM EDT
For starters he would have to dump Edwards , who isn't even going to carry his own state for them
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:02:15 AM EDT


He would have to get every male voter to turn gay. Then give them all head!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:03:00 AM EDT
In order for me to vote for him he would have to get all of Bushes supreme court nominees in and then before the election somehow make it legal for the hole country to leagally own full auto weapons of any kind with the correct background check of course and for the same price the military and law enforcement buys them for. And there would have to be a clause that they could never take them from you as long as you obeyed the law. O yea he could never raise taxes. Thats about the only way I would vote for him.


I am thinking the chances are pretty slim.
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