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Posted: 5/4/2004 5:15:05 PM EST
On those occasions where you want a quickie and don't warm up her engine, what do you use for lubrication? Have any of you used Astroglide and is it the best? I usually use Kentucky Jelly when the need arises.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:16:59 PM EST
Anything water-based.


Or Pennzoil.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:17:32 PM EST
steel wool and and midgrade
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:18:41 PM EST
Saliva.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:19:24 PM EST
Good old K-Y and my girlfriend brought over this tasty grape flavored stuff......oooops wrong discussion board.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:19:37 PM EST
I know the Viagra and AARP people recommend Slick 50.

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:28:02 PM EST
I get a BJ instead
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:38:17 PM EST
industrial grade lithoplex grease.

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:43:45 PM EST
CLP

cleans
lubes
protects

Wh­at more could you need?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:43:59 PM EST
fast orange hand cleaner

not only do you get a pleasant smell, but it adds a little texture to the mix
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:55:05 PM EST
Yall are a bunch of slack jawwed faggots. Its TW25 or nothing else :-)
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:04:00 PM EST
CLP just like the manual calls for. I keep a one ounce bottle in her buttstock
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:19:48 PM EST
Well, when I was growing up dad usually took care of that for me.


Right sis??

SGatr15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:29:58 PM EST
KY Liquid is really good. It doesn't dry out like the jelly does.

Astroglide is a step up from KY. It does a great job and is pretty close to the real thing.

Eros is the best, $25 for 2 oz. tube. Just a dab 'll do ya! Best personal lubricant on the market. Doesn't dry up, keeps that thing slick for hours.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:32:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 6:34:04 PM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
Sex Grease.

And sgtar15... a new level of nasty.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:38:10 PM EST
Astroglide
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:41:12 PM EST
Somebody just HAS to post the anal lube picture. You know you want to. Go ahead. Make my day!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:57:03 PM EST
Astroglide>KY jelly. The bottle, in addition to the stuff itself, seems to last a good while too.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:07:13 PM EST
My girlfriend read about something new called a-row-mo-ther-o-pee.

Tomorrow I'm gonna drain the gear oil outa the tractor and give it a try.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:09:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Somebody just HAS to post the anal lube picture. You know you want to. Go ahead. Make my day!





Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:12:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Somebody just HAS to post the anal lube picture. You know you want to. Go ahead. Make my day!



www.abitnaughty.com/images/anallu.jpg

Sgtar15



That one's good, but how about the one with the couple in their bedroom with the big assed jar of it sitting on the night stand?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:15:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:16:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:20:55 PM EST
Wimps, all of you. Blood makes the best lubricant! Plus it's natural!!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:22:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Misery:
Wimps, all of you. Blood makes the best lubricant! Plus it's natural!!



Don't you mean fecal matter? Corn just adds a new level of sensation!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:25:59 PM EST
SPOOGE!
It does MORE than just lubricate!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:27:37 PM EST
If she isn't "good to go" with a simple wink, you aren't doing something right.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:27:41 PM EST
Saliva.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:30:27 PM EST
I can't believe no one suggested Mil-Tech.... WOOPS! wrong thread!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:55:55 PM EST
Tannerite



Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:41:52 PM EST
Wet Platinum
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:10:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By mcgrubbs:
I know the Viagra and AARP people recommend Slick 50.



HA! My grandpa has told me the "Slick 50 story" AT LEAST 4 times. He goes on and on how it increases mileage, etc etc....

Brian
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:27:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By BusMaster007:
SPOOGE!
It does MORE than just lubricate!
hunting.about.com/library/graphics/Answer1a.jpg



bwahahahaha
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:34:19 PM EST
That cheese sauce stuff in MRE's also works pretty good.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:40:31 PM EST



Save a Tissue.

Blow her. Upgrade that sinus drainage to a higher calling...


Link Posted: 5/4/2004 11:08:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By JustAGirl:
Wet Platinum



the platinum and diamond ring she got did a pretty good job...

and sarge rules so far for that new level of indecency!
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 2:06:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By C-4:
On those occasions where you want a quickie and don't warm up her engine, what do you use for lubrication?


Well, why AREN'T you taking the time to "warm her up"? Too many times liek that and no reciprocation and you'll be wondering why shes a little less inclined to be treated that way and cutting you off.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 3:39:05 AM EST
Holy jeez, some of the responses in thie thread are pretty just plain wrong.

Astroglyde is the best! Ky sucks.

When flying solo Astroglye is nice, but it starts to almost lather up with this white scum. I've always had a penchat for J&J baby oil.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 3:46:21 AM EST
If you need lube, you ain't doing something right.

Tj
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 3:49:36 AM EST
Spit on it!
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:03:23 AM EST
Ya' got to lick it before ya' stick it!
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:09:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By C-4:
On those occasions where you want a quickie and don't warm up her engine, what do you use for lubrication? Have any of you used Astroglide and is it the best? I usually use Kentucky Jelly when the need arises.



My wife likes Astroglide and she seems to think it's the best. Personally I could care less but it's all about pleasing her
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:34:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Well, when I was growing up dad usually took care of that for me.


Right sis??

SGatr15



Uncle Dad?
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:54:16 AM EST
Astro Glide seems to get the least tears.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:08:00 AM EST
Where can you get this "Astroglide?"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:12:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Where can you get this "Astroglide?"



CVS... or go to the astroglide web site and find dealer... and you can also request a free sample from the web site.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:14:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By uns69:
Spit on it!




What he said.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:15:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Where can you get this "Astroglide?"



Most drug stores carry the stuff these days. Most Wal Marts are stocking it as well. Figure to pay around $7 for a 6 oz. (I think ) bottle.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:17:34 AM EST
Thanks guys.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:17:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By AR-10:
CLP

cleans
lubes
protects

Wh­at more could you need?



Plus you can pretend that you are cleaning your gun.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:20:15 AM EST
The best by far is called Eros. Nothing else (astroglide, ky, ect.) comes close. Its the answer to the age old question: WLWJU, What Lube Would Jesus Use?
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