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Posted: 2/16/2017 8:38:54 PM EDT

Pepper my anus? She walked up looked around through the window, tried to open the door and left, while I was watching TV?

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Posted: 2/16/2017 8:40:19 PM EDT

[#1]

And your response is to post on Arfcom about it?

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:41:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Why didn't you answer the door?

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:41:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Strippergram

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:41:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Marian the librarian...

you lost a chance to pull on her pony tail.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:42:04 PM EDT

[#5]

It was the strippergram I sent you OP...

You missed your opportunity

ETA beat

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:42:13 PM EDT

[#6]

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Posted: 2/16/2017 8:42:32 PM EDT

[#7]

Maybe she wanted to return your dog poop.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:42:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Her thug boyfriends will be along eventually, after she scouted out a new potential victim's house..

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:42:45 PM EDT

[#9]

North Korean hitwoman.

You are a lucky man.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:43:21 PM EDT

[#10]

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Raff out Roud!

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:43:22 PM EDT

[#11]

The D

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:44:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Not guilty?

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:44:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Look at her left hand. She was pointing something at you.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:44:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:44:58 PM EDT

[#15]

you're being cased homie.
take the next week off.. park at a close friends house... and have them drop you off at your place... gear up... watch action flicks and drink monster. Wait for the scumbags.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:45:38 PM EDT

[#16]

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Sure, aren't we one big family here?

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:46:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Dude! You gots rods flying near your home! Ghosts! Aliens! Bigfoots!

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:47:08 PM EDT

[#18]

You need a better doorbell.
I had a friend who lived in a bad area while in college for a few years. He rigged a doorbell to a speaker and after it was pressed, it delayed for a few seconds and then played the sound of the loud racking of a shotgun.
Worked well from what I was told.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:47:36 PM EDT

[#19]

She's your neighbor. She's in the middle of making cookies and ran low on sugar.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:47:40 PM EDT

[#20]

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She didn't make any noise, no knock, just looked in and tried to get in.
I figured it was my daughter coming home, until the door didn't open. I didn't know what had happened until I reviewed the video.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:48:34 PM EDT

[#21]

Some people don't have a civilized set of boundaries. Trying to open a stranger's door and peeking in windows is an egregious foul. Hopefully it was stupidity and not malice motivating her.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:48:35 PM EDT

[#22]

Maybe she thought it was a crack house.

She looked like like a crack whore

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:49:03 PM EDT

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I didn't know she was at the door until I got a motion alert on my phone, looked out and no one was there.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:50:39 PM EDT

[#24]

You better check craigslist...someone may have posted a walk in and have your way with me ad listing your address

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:51:15 PM EDT

[#25]

You don't have a gunport in your door?!?

Son, I am disappoint.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:51:26 PM EDT

[#26]

wanted to smoke your pole

eta: i have the pro version, love it - got a free lighted sign from them also.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:51:57 PM EDT

[#27]

Probably nothing good

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:52:04 PM EDT

[#28]

she wanted deep dicking. to you not from.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:52:08 PM EDT

[#29]

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You need a better doorbell.
I had a friend who lived in a bad area while in college for a few years. He rigged a doorbell to a speaker and after it was pressed, it delayed for a few seconds and then played the sound of the loud racking of a shotgun.
Worked well from what I was told.

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I could see this going so wrong

...Police show up to do a welfare check and ring door bell. Hear shotgun being racked.

Cue SWAT Team!

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:52:49 PM EDT

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I could see this going so wrong

...Police show up to do a welfare check and ring door bell. Hear shotgun being racked.

Cue SWAT Team!

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You need a better doorbell.
I had a friend who lived in a bad area while in college for a few years. He rigged a doorbell to a speaker and after it was pressed, it delayed for a few seconds and then played the sound of the loud racking of a shotgun.
Worked well from what I was told.

I could see this going so wrong

...Police show up to do a welfare check and ring door bell. Hear shotgun being racked.

Cue SWAT Team!

Police didn't frequent that area either.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:52:56 PM EDT

[#31]

Wrong house, she came up on it like she was familiar with something. Once she looked in the window she realized she made a mistake and took off. Or she is the nosy cat lady down the street trying to catch you whacking it! Or you need to quiet down with the hookers and blow.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:54:06 PM EDT

[#32]

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I could see this going so wrong

...Police show up to do a welfare check and ring door bell. Hear shotgun being racked.

Cue SWAT Team!

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You need a better doorbell.
I had a friend who lived in a bad area while in college for a few years. He rigged a doorbell to a speaker and after it was pressed, it delayed for a few seconds and then played the sound of the loud racking of a shotgun.
Worked well from what I was told.

I could see this going so wrong

...Police show up to do a welfare check and ring door bell. Hear shotgun being racked.

Cue SWAT Team!

I would pay serious money to see that scenario go down...

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:54:44 PM EDT

[#33]

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you're being cased homie.
take the next week off.. park at a close friends house... and have them drop you off at your place... gear up... watch action flicks and drink monster. Wait for the scumbags.

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Both of our cars were in the driveway. Don't know what she thought would have happened, if she got in? She left by herself in a white station wagon.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:57:24 PM EDT

[#34]

Her furtive movements, body language, and speedy retreat indicate that she had criminal intent.

She was either casing the property or trying to break in herself.

We had a female burglar in my area who committed hundreds of burglaries until she was caught; her modus operendi was to pass herself off as a real estate broker and all of her burglaries made entrance through the front door.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:57:33 PM EDT

[#35]

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Wrong house, she came up on it like she was familiar with something. Once she looked in the window she realized she made a mistake and took off. Or she is the nosy cat lady down the street trying to catch you whacking it! Or you need to quiet down with the hookers and blow.

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Watch the video closely and listen to her pushing the lever on the door, she tried to open it.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:58:56 PM EDT

[#36]

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Her furtive movements, body language, and speedy retreat indicate that she had criminal intent.

She was either casing the property or trying to break in herself.

We had a female burglar in my area who committed hundreds of burglaries until she was caught

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She looks a lot like a package thief that a couple of people in my area have caught on their Ring doorbells and security cameras.

OP, if you aren't on nextdoor.com check it out. There is a lot of noise but some people share useful intel.

Posted: 2/16/2017 8:59:27 PM EDT

[#37]

I don't know what she wanted but your water feature sounds incredible.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:01:53 PM EDT

[#38]

I'd hit it.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:02:47 PM EDT

[#39]

You want mint for your pillow?

You want me jerk you off?

Housekeeping - Tommy Boy (1995)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-tq2f5xCg

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:04:47 PM EDT

[#40]

She's here for the gang bang.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:11:31 PM EDT

[#41]

What could go wrong.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:15:13 PM EDT

[#42]

Maybe she had a nice fruit plate for you.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:15:20 PM EDT

[#43]

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She looks a lot like a package thief that a couple of people in my area have caught on their Ring doorbells and security cameras.

OP, if you aren't on nextdoor.com check it out. There is a lot of noise but some people share useful intel.

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Notice how she looks around to see if she was seen as she hurries away from the house after trying the door and peeking inside to see if anyone was at home.

Something scared her off.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:15:38 PM EDT

[#44]

If you call 1-800-BLO-WJOB , that's what you get.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:17:20 PM EDT

[#45]

Landshark? Candygram for Mongo?

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:17:30 PM EDT

[#46]

It was Hillary - is your house white?

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:18:26 PM EDT

[#47]

I'd be more concerned about the haunted door at the end.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:18:36 PM EDT

[#48]

Candy-gram for Mongo.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:19:50 PM EDT

[#49]

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Pepper my anus? She walked up looked around through the window, tried to open the door and left, while I was watching TV?

Video of perp

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/271537/IMG-2566-148000.JPG

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You should print up the best pictures of her w/ a message to the effect of "Do you know this woman? She appears to be going around trying to get into houses which don't belong to her. Call 867-5309" Insert a burner phone number. Post them all over town.

Posted: 2/16/2017 9:21:08 PM EDT

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imitation crab meat

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