What do you think Ah-nuhld's one liner was when denying clemency?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What do you think Ah-nuhld's one liner was when denying clemency?

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:09:46 PM EDT

Lemme have 'em.

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:10:22 PM EDT

[#1]

you have been targeted for termination

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:10:48 PM EDT

[#2]

"He won't be back".

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:11:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
"He won't be back".

LMAO!

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:11:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Tookie- I thought you said you'd kill me last?"

Arnold - "I lied"

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:12:24 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
"He won't be back".

Posted: 12/12/2005 11:21:28 PM EDT

[#6]

Hasta La Vista....TOOKIE!

Posted: 12/13/2005 4:48:42 AM EDT

[#7]

"You're terminated."

Alternately, "you're governated".

Posted: 12/13/2005 4:56:03 AM EDT

[#8]

"I'm the Tookinator. I've been sent from the future to Tookinate you."

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:05:41 AM EDT

[#9]

Hello Tookie, like my red bandanna?

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:08:52 AM EDT

[#10]

TERMINATOR:
Tookie Williams?

Tookie:
(hesitant)
Yes?

*BANG*
(Lowers .45 longslide)
*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*

-ok, so its not a one liner :P

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:26:06 AM EDT

[#11]

Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:30:05 AM EDT

[#12]

monotone voice/ Fock you ahhsole /monotone voice

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:30:15 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:27:47 AM EDT

[#14]

Let off some steam, Tookie.

Its not a Tookster

Hasta La Vista, Tookie!

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:39:32 AM EDT

[#15]

You all should be ashamed of yourselves!

Don't you realize that Mr. Williams denied his guilt to the very end, that he had family and friends who are grieving even as you make jokes, that he likely is one of thousands of innocent minority victims of a judicial sytem which has proven itself time and again to be racist in its imposition of the death penalty and that...

... no, wait...

Okay, I couldn't even type it with a straight face.

Carry on...

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:40:27 AM EDT

[#16]

(Commando on the jet scene)

"Please do not disturb my friend, he is dead tired"

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:45:08 AM EDT

[#17]

Maria is ugly so Tookie must die.

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:48:34 AM EDT

[#18]

"You've been erased..."

Or....

"C'mon, Tookie! Let's party!"

Or...

"Let's take his cell. He won't be needing it."

Or....

"Remember how I said I was going to kill you last? I LIED!"

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:54:36 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Maria is ugly so Tookie must die.

Posted: 12/13/2005 6:57:03 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
"He won't be back".

Winner!

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:31:44 AM EDT

[#21]

It would've been cool if he shoved a steel pipe through his chest and said, "Let out some steam, Tookie!"

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:34:26 AM EDT

[#22]

"You Loose"

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:37:02 AM EDT

[#23]

"WOO ES YOUUR DUDDY... AND VUT DUS HEE DOU"

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:37:56 AM EDT

[#24]

Q: Where is Tookie?
A(hnold): He had an appointment with some prick.

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:41:59 AM EDT

[#25]

"Get on the ~~chopper~~ chair!"

or

After being electricuted:
"Let off some steam Tookie."

or

"It's not a ~~tumor~~ pardon."

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:44:27 AM EDT

[#26]

Whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise.

Posted: 12/13/2005 9:14:00 AM EDT

[#27]

....said to the executioner...

You should have used a phased plasma rifle with the 40 watt range.

Posted: 12/13/2005 9:15:41 AM EDT

[#28]

"Have a seat..."

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:07:54 AM EDT

[#29]

Someone please make a Tookie: Terminated photoshop with the governator and tookie. Please. For the children

Posted: 12/13/2005 5:34:08 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Someone please make a Tookie: Terminated photoshop with the governator and tookie. Please. For the children

Posted: 12/14/2005 8:54:52 AM EDT

[#31]

After the execution:

"party's over, everyone go home..."

"who are you man?"

"the party pooper"

Posted: 12/14/2005 9:07:16 AM EDT

[#32]

If it bleeds, we can kill it. (from Predator)

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:00:47 AM EDT

[#33]

They should have let Sara Conner deliver the bad news.

YOUR TERMINATED, FUCKER!

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:05:07 AM EDT

[#34]

Would have been better if he dropped him off a cliff like in Commando.

"I let him go"

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:12:31 AM EDT

[#35]

Tookie: You know what you're doing?
The Ahnuld: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
Tookie's Mom: Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
The Ahnuld: Correct.

Posted: 12/14/2005 3:35:16 PM EDT

[#36]

//Arnold// Tookie, we're here to juice (clap) you up! //Arnold//

B_S

Posted: 12/14/2005 4:22:25 PM EDT

[#37]

Conan, what are the greatest things in life?

To drive your enemies before you and hear the lamentation of the Williams.

Posted: 12/14/2005 4:33:28 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
"You Loose"

"You Tight"

Posted: 12/14/2005 4:43:23 PM EDT

[#39]

To Tookie as they inject the needle: "Oh, you think you're bad? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"

Posted: 12/14/2005 4:48:35 PM EDT

[#40]

...Denied

Posted: 12/14/2005 4:52:15 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Come on...what are you waiting for?
Do it! DO IT NOOOOOWWWWW!

Bwahahahaha.

Posted: 12/14/2005 9:00:28 PM EDT

[#42]

pieceofstink lied now Tookie dies.

Posted: 12/14/2005 9:20:54 PM EDT

[#43]

Tag

Posted: 12/14/2005 9:40:16 PM EDT

[#44]

Give him daa nheedle!
NOWWWW!!!!!

Posted: 12/14/2005 9:50:03 PM EDT

[#45]

After the execution, in the Govenator's Office:

Jamie Lee Curtis: Have you ever killed anybody?
Ahnuld: Ja, but dey vere all bad!

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:05:49 PM EDT

[#46]

Git to da choppa!!!

Posted: 12/14/2005 10:52:17 PM EDT

[#47]

[True Lies] You're fired! [/True Lies]

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What do you think Ah-nuhld's one liner was when denying clemency?

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