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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:35:50 PM EST

I was using the little plastic blue trees. Great smell. The little shits were expensive but lasted a long time.

I bought a can of that gel crap last week, and its dried out already.

Out of the million arfcommers, I know somebody has the cure-all for auto smell good!

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:37:30 PM EST
i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the ash tray kinda like potpouri for the car
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:38:40 PM EST
70mph wind.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:41:09 PM EST
I always keep a pack of Orbit gum in the car. A full pack can make the car smell minty fresh after a couple hours in the sun.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:42:05 PM EST
Hey CavVet, you should hang one of those lovely rainbow air fresheners from your mirror like The_Beer_Slayer. Just ignore all the dreamy eyed looks you get from some of the other drivers.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:43:18 PM EST
Nothing covers the smell of cigarettes like a dead mouse.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:43:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:43:40 PM EST
Hoppes #9
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:44:45 PM EST
I get one of those stinky candles (terrorberry or ricinfruit or some such industrial "fruit" smell) and toss one under each seat, (unlit in case you were wondering). Seems to work out ok and last a long time.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:46:10 PM EST
Not a straight answer out of the bunch of arfcom.....
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:48:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 5:49:43 PM EST by SPECTRE]
Mexican food
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:49:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:50:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 5:52:05 PM EST by fight4yourrights]
I don't.

STP on the dash, Lexol leather on the seats, that's all I need.

Or, throw a pack of bubble gum under the seat. When it get warm, gives off scent
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:50:57 PM EST
The blue trees that smell like "new car smell". Why a blue tree is used to represent the smell of a new automobile, I don't know.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:51:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Sure, the guy asks a "gay" question and then wants a "straight" answer.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:51:14 PM EST
Ok Ok! I leave a sack of decent pipe tobbacco in my car. It make a pleasent smell;at least I like it and its pretty cheap. About $2.50 and you can replenish it when you've smoked it.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:55:07 PM EST
throw a couple Bounce fabric freshener sheets under your seats.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:57:43 PM EST
No air fresheners for me.

I used to use the vanilla trees. Air fresheners started irritating me so I stopped using them.

Now the truck smells like armor all most of the time.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:59:18 PM EST
Your mom and an old strip of beef jerky (smoked).
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:16:38 PM EST
Empty bottles of Crown Royal, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Glenlivet, Macallan, etc
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:26:38 PM EST
A used sock in the glovebox.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:27:53 PM EST
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's so wrong but, funny
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:29:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 8:29:55 PM EST by OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN]

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the ash tray kinda like potpouri for the car

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so wrong but, funny
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:32:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:46:55 PM EST
The yellow Vanilla trees
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:53:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
The yellow Vanilla trees

Yuck. You've never smelled a corpse or you wouldn't do that.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:01:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:12:17 PM EST
Kodiac wintergreen spituner.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:18:18 PM EST
Freshly soiled panties of the botd
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 10:56:22 PM EST
I've got some apple smelling spray I got from a friend whos a janitor Bottles still mostly full after a year!
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 2:52:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the ash tray kinda like potpouri for the car

Holy shit. The guy in the next room wanted to know just what the hell I was laughing at.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 3:40:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:09:29 AM EST
I do my best to minimize farting, failing that, I roll down opposing windows.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:12:30 AM EST
Wet dog!

Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:28:54 AM EST
gastro-intestinal pressure

Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:35:08 AM EST
I second the container of pipe tobacco
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:40:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:55:53 AM EST
Forgotten shrimp in the truck...
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