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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:35:50 PM EDT

I was using the little plastic blue trees. Great smell. The little shits were expensive but lasted a long time.  

I bought a can of that gel crap last week, and its dried out already.

Out of the million arfcommers, I know somebody has the cure-all for auto smell good!

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:37:30 PM EDT
i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the  ash tray  kinda like potpouri for the car
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:38:40 PM EDT
70mph wind.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:41:09 PM EDT
I always keep a pack of Orbit gum in the car. A full pack can make the car smell minty fresh after a couple hours in the sun.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:42:05 PM EDT
Hey CavVet, you should hang one of those lovely rainbow air fresheners from your mirror like The_Beer_Slayer. Just ignore all the dreamy eyed looks you get from some of the other drivers.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:43:18 PM EDT
Nothing covers the smell of cigarettes  like a dead mouse.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:43:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:43:40 PM EDT
Hoppes #9
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:44:45 PM EDT
I get one of those stinky candles (terrorberry or ricinfruit or some such industrial "fruit" smell) and toss one under each seat, (unlit in case you were wondering).  Seems to work out ok and last a long time.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:46:10 PM EDT
Not a straight answer out of the bunch of arfcom.....
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:48:05 PM EDT
Mexican food
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:49:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:50:17 PM EDT
I don't.

STP on the dash, Lexol leather on the seats, that's all I need.

Or, throw a pack of bubble gum under the seat.  When it get warm, gives off scent
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:50:57 PM EDT
The blue trees that smell like "new car smell". Why a blue tree is used to represent the smell of a new automobile, I don't know.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:51:11 PM EDT

Sure, the guy asks a "gay" question and then wants a "straight" answer.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:51:14 PM EDT
Ok Ok! I leave a sack of decent pipe tobbacco in my car. It make a pleasent smell;at least I like it and its pretty cheap. About $2.50 and you can replenish it when you've smoked it.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:55:07 PM EDT
throw a couple Bounce fabric freshener sheets under your seats.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:57:43 PM EDT
No air fresheners for me.

I used to use the vanilla trees. Air fresheners started irritating me so I stopped using them.

Now the truck smells like armor all most of the time.

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:59:18 PM EDT
Your mom and an old strip of beef jerky (smoked).
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:16:38 PM EDT
Empty bottles of Crown Royal, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Glenlivet, Macallan, etc
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:26:38 PM EDT
A used sock in the glovebox.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:27:53 PM EDT
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That's so wrong but, funny
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:29:02 PM EDT

i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the  ash tray  kinda like potpouri for the car

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so wrong but, funny
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:32:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:46:55 PM EDT
The yellow Vanilla trees
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:53:16 PM EDT

The yellow Vanilla trees

Yuck. You've never smelled a corpse or you wouldn't do that.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 10:01:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 10:12:17 PM EDT
Kodiac wintergreen spituner.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 10:18:18 PM EDT
Freshly soiled panties of the botd
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 11:56:22 PM EDT
I've got some apple smelling spray I got from a friend whos a janitor Bottles still mostly full after a year!
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 3:52:47 AM EDT

i know lesbians use a can of tuna in the  ash tray  kinda like potpouri for the car

Holy shit.  The guy in the next room wanted to know just what the hell I was laughing at.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 4:40:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:09:29 AM EDT
I do my best to minimize farting, failing that, I roll down opposing windows.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:12:30 AM EDT
Wet dog!

Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:28:54 AM EDT
gastro-intestinal pressure

Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:35:08 AM EDT
I second the container of pipe tobacco
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:40:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 8:55:53 AM EDT
Forgotten shrimp in the truck...
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