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Posted: 7/6/2013 6:35:31 PM EDT
My wife says I have too many guns. I recently have come to face the cold reality that it may be true. I have more actions than I can feed, and the poor little guys don't even all fit into the walk in closet allocated for them anymore. So what do you do when you have too many guns? All I have left on the list is maybe a Barrett M98B and finishing up an accuracy international clone. I'd also like one or two more pistols but...I really have no more space. So what now- what would you do in a situation such as this?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:35:57 PM EDT
Masturbate feverishly til I figure it out.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:35:58 PM EDT
buy more
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:36:11 PM EDT
Buy another safe?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:36:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chokey:
buy more


Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:37:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:38:02 PM EDT by Relentless_Engr]
Tell her it could always be worse. . . .and then go buy more guns to prove it.

ETA: damn too late
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:37:25 PM EDT
Too many guns; unpossible!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:37:26 PM EDT
What is this "too many" of which you speak?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:37:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mustangduckk:
Buy another safe?


Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:37:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fatboyslim34:
Originally Posted By Chokey:
buy more




Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:13 PM EDT
When I reach that point, I'll let you know...
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:17 PM EDT
Enough guns is when you have enough to arm every person in your state.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:19 PM EDT
Get a different wife?

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Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:26 PM EDT
you're on the wrong website "too many guns" does not exist. Maybe you meant to go to the Feinstein fan page.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:30 PM EDT
Wait....What? I don't understand the question.

Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:38:59 PM EDT
Move to a bigger house.

Build an addition to the current house.

Either one solves the problem.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:39:01 PM EDT
Thin the herd. Sell off whatever you don't shoot, like or have a repeat of. Buy something better with the money to replace it.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:39:10 PM EDT
Too many guns? What is this craziness you speak?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:39:30 PM EDT
Guns are the easy part.

When She tells You that You have too much ammo then You have a decision to make.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:40:38 PM EDT
Let's be honest....too many guns is when you can't feed the ones you have. If you can't afford to shoot them all, you need to focus on ammo, right?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:40:39 PM EDT
Pix of wife?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:41:52 PM EDT
No such thing as too many, derp.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:42:39 PM EDT
I had the same problem when I filled up my first gun safe so I bought another one and I almost have that one full to. when the second safe is full I'm going to buy another
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:42:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
Pix of wife?


Priorities.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:42:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RockHard13F:
Let's be honest....too many guns is when you can't feed the ones you have. If you can't afford to shoot them all, you need to focus on ammo, right?


That depends upon the guns. C&Rs and safe queens don't really count, but if you have fudd guns in expensive, obscure calibers, you may have a point.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:43:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Doppleganger871:
No such thing as too many, derp.


This is the inherent flaw in the question
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:43:09 PM EDT
If you have the money to buy the guns you mentioned, then you have the money to build an add-on to your house. Cater the build to your wife, and she will love it, build on another room for your future guns as well, put the buying off for a year if needed.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:43:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
Pix of wife?


This, need to determine guilt or innocence.

Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:44:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By custom-classic:
Too many guns; unpossible!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!

Get a garage safe, and put the overflow there...
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:45:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:48:50 PM EDT by Choking_Hazard]
My family's collection was passed down to me when my father died and I've added to it. I will continue to do so until I have children, die, and pass it down to them. There is no such thing as "too many" as long as they're stored properly.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:46:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RDTCU:
What is this "too many" of which you speak?


Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:48:13 PM EDT


And she's probably a better shot than most of you.
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
Pix of wife?


This, need to determine guilt or innocence.



Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:48:33 PM EDT
Too many guns?


Shut your whore mouth.


Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:48:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RockHard13F:
Let's be honest....too many guns is when you can't feed the ones you have. If you can't afford to shoot them all, you need to focus on ammo, right?


Sell some to fund an MG.

Have fun feeding one of those hungry pigs.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:49:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:49:58 PM EDT by Bassgasm]
How long do y'all think it'll take for HardShell to find this thread and school OP?
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:49:24 PM EDT
Rockhard... you can never have too many guns, or too much ammo.... unless you are swimming.

In your position, if you are of the "prepping" mindset, get enough loadout for each weapon for, say, 5 to 10 complete loadings, then keep them for the "loaners" you'll be needing when the zombies attack and your friends/inlaws/neighbors/coworkers come knocking at your door.

1: If they refuse to take a gun, turn 'em away and let 'em take their chances.

2: If they take a gun, give 'em a basic safety lesson, tell 'em to keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction, and let 'em in.

3: If they refuse because they have their own gun, welcome 'em with open arms.

4: if they show up wearing a bikini and sandals:

(a) show them to the bedroom

(b) if they are male, refer to choice #1 above.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:49:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RockHard13F:
http://imageshack.us/a/img225/7058/img20111122wa0002.jpg

And she's probably a better shot than most of you.




Decidedly not guilty
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:50:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:58:31 PM EDT by M14dad]
Originally Posted By RockHard13F:
My wife says I have too many guns. I recently have come to face the cold reality that it may be true. I have more actions than I can feed, and the poor little guys don't even all fit into the walk in closet allocated for them anymore. So what do you do when you have too many guns? All I have left on the list is maybe a Barrett M98B and finishing up an accuracy international clone. I'd also like one or two more pistols but...I really have no more space. So what now- what would you do in a situation such as this?



TL;DR Somebody else already said this so I'll just reiterate; that condition is impossible to attain.


Edit: Beat by 2 minutes

Edit: Wrong again I'm glad to say, beat by over 13 minutes!



Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:50:53 PM EDT
I wish I had that problem.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:55:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:57:49 PM EDT by DarkStar45]
You had your wife sitting in the car at the XTC match at Butner the other weekend. Get her in the game. At least a good excuse for another NM AR. . . or a match rifle. . . . like a bolt gun. I got my wife to shoot some XTC first with an M4 and then with a fullsize Service Rifle AR (without the lead weights). She likes it, not as much as I do, but that should at least open the door.


Interesting to meet other ARFCOMMERS in the wild.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:55:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2013 6:56:30 PM EDT by Agilt]
Too many guns? That sounds like having too many cars or too much money.

Might be a problem, but certainly one I don't have.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:56:36 PM EDT
After seeing picture of wife I have decided you have to many guns. Send wife to me for proper disposal.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:56:44 PM EDT
No such thing as to many guns, however there is such a thing as not enough money for more.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 6:59:01 PM EDT
No such thing!
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:00:29 PM EDT
should be closing on a house this week.... reason number 3
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:00:48 PM EDT
Need pics of all these so called "too many guns" in a group shot.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:01:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BearArmy:
Need pics of all these so called "too many guns" in a group shot.


That could help too, even if it's a half-assed pic of your storage.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:01:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RockHard13F:
http://imageshack.us/a/img225/7058/img20111122wa0002.jpg

And she's probably a better shot than most of you.
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
Pix of wife?


This, need to determine guilt or innocence.






For the first time in history a wife is correct when she says her hubby has to many guns.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:03:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkStar45:
You had your wife sitting in the car at the XTC match at Butner the other weekend. Get her in the game. At least a good excuse for another NM AR. . . or a match rifle. . . . like a bolt gun. I got my wife to shoot some XTC first with an M4 and then with a fullsize Service Rifle AR (without the lead weights). She likes it, not as much as I do, but that should at least open the door.


Interesting to meet other ARFCOMMERS in the wild.


She was invited to shoot, and she could compete. She wasn't feeling up to it that day- and didn't want to shoot my 23lbs match rifle. Her police service was almost exclusively with an M1 Carbine.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:04:09 PM EDT
You should send them to a fellow former FISTer, who will give them a good home and love them tenderly. I can have an FFL e-mailed to you as early as Monday morning.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 7:08:32 PM EDT
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