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Posted: 6/4/2008 5:19:39 PM EST
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Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:20:09 PM EST
Hook up with an ugly chick.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:20:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 5:21:50 PM EST by pinpointshot]

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Hook up with an ugly chick.


+1, if trampy scrub extra hard in certain "areas".
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:21:11 PM EST
Shake hands with a liberal politician.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:21:18 PM EST
mow
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:21:30 PM EST
Watch the South Park Movie
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:22:05 PM EST
work
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:22:21 PM EST
Walk outside on a hot, humid day.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:23:42 PM EST
Hook up with girls who are barely legal.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:24:37 PM EST
Read threads like this
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:25:13 PM EST
Work.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:25:53 PM EST
playing drums..
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:26:13 PM EST
Showerin's fo suckas.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:26:35 PM EST
clean guns

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:27:07 PM EST
Go too long without a shower?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:27:29 PM EST
Sweat.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:27:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By tlee_20:
playing drums..


+1 Playing on stage, hot lights, moving around, etc. It could be 10 degrees out and on an outdoor stage and I would still not feel clean when done.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:27:32 PM EST
Last week's "one night stand" MILF thread with MS Paint.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:28:33 PM EST
Working out at the gym. OP please define "dirty".
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:28:37 PM EST
Cut the grass
Work under the car
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:29:09 PM EST
Voted for Hillary in April.

Then sent her a message on her website today urging her to stay in until the convention because she's the best candidate.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:30:07 PM EST
Three days in the 90 deg. desert field, camping and shooting while forgetting to bring the solar shower bag!

Just did that!

Nothing else comes to mind....
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:30:41 PM EST
Buttsex

Sometimes.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:31:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Showerin's fo suckas.


Word.

Your bacteria equalizes itself after a couple weeks.

One the bacteria die, your smell is neutral.

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:34:03 PM EST
Play in "dirt".
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:34:49 PM EST
anytime I think about the sex i had with my soon to be ex-wife.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:35:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Buttsex

Sometimes.


So you like it when the jizz is running out of your butt.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:35:42 PM EST
yard work mainly.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:36:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 5:37:53 PM EST by USGI_45]
Mowing, since my yard is just dry weeds and bare dirt. Ive been tempted to just use only a weed wacker since thats all that grows
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:37:46 PM EST
18-20 Hours straight on the tractor during spring tilling.

Working the lugs on a Harvester in August for 10-15 hours, and the skeeters start biting.

Dog and pony shows for Federal regulatory agencies that last weeks.....
Lord my Skin CRAWLS!

S-28
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:38:41 PM EST
Mowing, working on cars, true, true

But cleaning parts in solvent tank. Nasty.

I just feel the nastyness in my pores.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:41:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
Mowing, since my yard is just dry weeds and bare dirt. Ive been tempted to just use only a weed wacker since thats all that grows


I was mowing one part of my lawn this past weekend that has almost no grass and only bone dry dirt. I was covered in dust afterwards. The mower whipped up a huge dust storm.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:41:14 PM EST
see obama on tv
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:41:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By 338winmag:
Shake hands with a liberal politician.


My own somewhat Liberal Republican Congressman offered me his hand during a "Vist" at work not so long ago.

I just looked at his outstretched hand and said "Sorry I don't give vagrants or politicians contributions".

I got my ass Chewed HARD, but it was worth it.
I don't touch "Icky" things period.

But I'll Kiss my dog

S-28
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:41:35 PM EST
I don't mean dirty like you can use Lava soap to get it off.

I mean dirty like sleeping with Hillary Clinton.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:42:55 PM EST
counting coins... ugh
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:44:55 PM EST
Masturbating with topsoil to pics of Michelle Obama
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:45:14 PM EST
cleaning sink drains

mowing the yard in 90F+ heat

taking a dump and toilet tissue doesn't quite cut it

stepping in dog doo doo while bare footed

cleaning guns

car work

cleaning the litter box

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:46:16 PM EST
GO into "Cat people" houses that reek of urine. That smell is like superglue it will not go away until you wash every bit of yourself and your clothes.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:46:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:48:37 PM EST
Nothing makes me feel dirtier than getting kissed by a woman.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:12:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By FredMan:
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/forester1/Woods/DSCN1950.jpg


That was a cool thread.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:12:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Coleslaw64:
Nothing makes me feel dirtier than getting kissed by a woman.
www.hotboots.com/images/greggc3.jpg


Bookmarked that one eh?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:14:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By LouisianaCarry:

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Showerin's fo suckas.


Word.

Your bacteria equalizes itself after a couple weeks.

One the bacteria die, your smell is neutral.



+1
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:19:18 PM EST
Posting in my troll accounts over at DU.

Going to pay my registration taxes at City Hall and the DMV.

Having sex with opossums

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:24:56 PM EST
I couldn't stay at my own house last night. I went to a hotel at around 11pm, and found out my ATM card had been cancelled when I tried to check in. I only had $60 in my wallet, so I woke up in some shithole hotel off Van Buren this morning because there was nowhere else to stay for $60. That made me really feel like I needed a shower, and I hate Wells Fargo.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:29:08 PM EST
When you have been out here for too long...
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:37:58 PM EST
See Bill Clinton on the TV.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:40:11 PM EST
Whenever I go to the prison for fire or ambulance calls. I walk out feeling like I have a film all over me. Gross.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:59:35 PM EST
I changed my mind. It's hearing "Desert Queens" telling nasty 2-10-2 stories...
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 9:01:11 PM EST
poop
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