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Posted: 11/2/2004 2:21:33 PM EST
You know, those ones that refuse to go into the toilet. Do you 'cut' them off or stick it out till you get a clean break?

Personally I am a patient man.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:22:13 PM EST
stick it out till a clean break of course.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:22:30 PM EST
BURN them off!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:22:35 PM EST
Keep yourself well groomed...danglers won't be a problem.

Or just take a shower.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:22:57 PM EST
Tannerite
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:24:41 PM EST
If you pinch the wrong one you end up in a toilet paper war with your butt. I try to do all my pooping before my shower just in case this happens.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:25:01 PM EST
Slow day in South Dakota, I take it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:25:10 PM EST
What the hell are you eating ... Christmas Tinsel.

General Disgusting is always good for a Puke...

MT

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:27:09 PM EST
I seldom have that problem. Most of mine are like soft serve ice cream, mud or beef stew. Of course the downside to that is I spend more money on toilet paper than i need to.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:28:30 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:29:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By AR-10:
Slow day in South Dakota, I take it.



Just trying to light'n the mood. Long night ahead.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:31:33 PM EST
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:32:32 PM EST

MY GOD MAN...





Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:33:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
If you pinch the wrong one you end up in a toilet paper war with your butt. I try to do all my pooping before my shower just in case this happens.



+1 exactly

Charlie
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:36:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
MY GOD MAN...



www.churchdwight.com/conprods/personal/images/nair-men.jpg




you want me to nair my ass. That reminds me of a story. Back in college my roommate wanted to get rid of his chest and back hair so he went and bought some wax. He kept applying and applying (our cheap ass microwave was getting a workout). He never thought to give it a test run. Needless to say it was far more painful then he planned on. He was up all night long taking ot off inch by inch and screaming like a girl with every pull. I must have laughed for two days straight.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:44:10 PM EST
Cut it off.


But then, I also generally only crap before a shower.

Got to scrub down there one way or another, don't want to leave the house with mud butt.



I can't believe I just participated in a poo thread....................
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 4:00:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
If you pinch the wrong one you end up in a toilet paper war with your butt. I try to do all my pooping before my shower just in case this happens.



+1

S.O.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 4:04:04 AM EST
No dangles, knock it off. Simply grab yourself a DU'er and wipe your ass with them.
Link Posted: 11/3/2004 4:38:58 AM EST
Reminds me of the old joke:

"How is the Starship Enterprize like a wad of toilet paper ?"

"They both circle Uranus and fight Klingons"
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