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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:51:19 PM EDT
What do you as a job/career?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:52:31 PM EDT
Last time this thread ran, I think we all were a space shuttle door gunner in some way. To keep with the trend:

Space Shuttle Door Gunner
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:53:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snipAR_15:
What do you as a job/career?



After having spent 6 years in Rx retail, I have returned to what I have known and loved my entire life: foodservice. I have just started with a local QSR chain and will be either an area manager or area management trainer. I have my sights set on corporate with them, btw.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:53:17 PM EDT
assitant space shuttle door gunner
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I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. Hey, it beats being a guidance counselor.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:53:28 PM EDT
Space shuttle armaments tech support (level 2).
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:54:27 PM EDT
I also clean the space shuttle door guns.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:55:13 PM EDT
I sweep the spent shells outa the shuttle

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:56:43 PM EDT
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I read dupe posts on ARFcom.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:57:08 PM EDT
I risk my life for other people's entertainment. Mickey Mouse wont do that for ya.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:59:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By walrus:
Last time this thread ran, I think we all were a space shuttle door gunner in some way. To keep with the trend:

Space Shuttle Door Gunner


What's that?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:00:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snipAR_15:

Originally Posted By walrus:
Last time this thread ran, I think we all were a space shuttle door gunner in some way. To keep with the trend:

Space Shuttle Door Gunner


What's that?



It's classified. We've said too much already.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:00:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
apparantly i stay here and develop vast conspiracies designed to keep users oppressed.



A reliable source from South Florida said that TBS is lead Space Shuttle Door Gunner! Don't know how true it is but he does have a 1919!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:02:29 PM EDT
Space Shuttle Door Gunner Wannabe
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:02:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By caveman:
I sweep the spent shells outa the shuttle




Uh, I thougt the door gun on the shuttle was a ray gun in the 40 watt range. No shells.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:03:31 PM EDT
Can't be. Need at least a Ma Deuce.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:04:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By james4208:

Originally Posted By caveman:
I sweep the spent shells outa the shuttle




Uh, I thougt the door gun on the shuttle was a ray gun in the 40 watt range. No shells.



That's a phased plasme rifle. Just whatcha see pal.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:04:35 PM EDT
Shuttle's female crew inspector. Part-time shuttle food taster.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:05:00 PM EDT
Mammary manipulator for Jugs magazine.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:05:20 PM EDT
I'm an amatuer gynocologist. When I'm not doing that, I just lay around eating pie.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:05:21 PM EDT
I work in a tin foil hat factory. And I sell them on the EE on the side.

I MAKE GOOD MONEY!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:05:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:

Originally Posted By snipAR_15:

Originally Posted By walrus:
Last time this thread ran, I think we all were a space shuttle door gunner in some way. To keep with the trend:

Space Shuttle Door Gunner


What's that?



It's classified. We've said too much already.



Ahhhhhhh shit... Hey snip... why dontcha save us a lotta time and IM SmilingBandit your address... that way he won't have to hunt you down...


Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:06:00 PM EDT
I'm a guidance counselor.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:06:03 PM EDT
Cabinetmaker/Space Shuttle Door Gun Technician
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:06:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 6:10:15 PM EDT by staraero]
Part time porn star / pro rc plane builder / Chevette racer / pool player.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:06:47 PM EDT
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suck at life.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:07:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Shuttle's female crew inspector. Part-time shuttle food taster.



I think you may have mixed something up.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:11:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:16:26 PM EDT
keyboard commado/ mall ninja .
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:18:00 PM EDT
i poop a lot and sometimes it hurts
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:20:38 PM EDT
I squeeze tits
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:22:19 PM EDT
I now own a small Private Investigation agency.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:23:28 PM EDT
Ex-Spaceshuttle door gunner
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:24:40 PM EDT
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I am a full time college student, I've been selling popcorn in a shop in the only mall for 100 miles for the past 3yrs, and I have a lawn service.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:28:41 PM EDT
I'm so busy I don't have time to do anything.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:34:03 PM EDT
Besides installing space shuttle gunner equipment, I also tour the local gun show circut selling beef jerky and beany babies!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:41:07 PM EDT
student i live off my parents so thery can buy me lots of guns...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:45:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:47:02 PM EDT
Administer retirement plans for rich folk.

Prior to that I was a space shuttle door gunner, back in the old days. You young guys don't know how easy you have it now.......

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:50:43 PM EDT
http://www.silencertests.com/miscphotos/21E/nasa.jpg

i cover the space shuttle door gunner's sorry asses!
thats me with the shades
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:54:54 PM EDT
i work for a genetic engineering firm. specialties are micro african fuana. we are coming out with a line of elephants, hippos and rhinos that can fit through the doggy door of houses. the micro elephants are especially cute and smart and we expect to make boo-coo bucks selling them in japan where apartment space is at a premium and the japanese people especially love cute weird animals.

we have been trying to splice dna from siberian mammoth carcases and hope to come out with a line of pygmy woolly mammoths.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:00:47 PM EDT
I am proudly a wedding singer
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:04:30 PM EDT
jizz mopper.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:07:00 PM EDT
Why run backwards? You Vomit.


All I really know is that


Bell operators give better service.



(Coded message for... well anyone who has a clue )
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:09:30 PM EDT
I mess around with computers and money.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:11:41 PM EDT
I signed up to be a SSTS door gunner but they put me on the base security detail and they issued me this red shirt so I don't know if its going to work out that well...

Today they assigned me to guard a team from the "Umbrella Corporation" (whatever that is) consisting of: a stern ex-SEAL with a secret, a beautiful but brilliant female scientist, a nerdy computer programmer, and this black guy that keeps making wise cracks.

Hey, what's in these little boxes...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:13:49 PM EDT
I'm a fluffer for sex ed videos
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:14:32 PM EDT
senior college student, applying to medical schools and hopefully attending one in fall 2006
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