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Posted: 2/14/2012 11:44:56 AM EDT
Besides a dick in a box...

I got her the following.



For both of us tonight.


Bacon wrapped fillets and stuffed jalapeños on the grill.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:45:35 AM EDT
a dick in a box
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:48:22 AM EDT
Some 100W bulbs, a gold bar for the safe, seeds for the spring. You know, USEFUL stuff. None of that fluff steak and iPhone shit around my house. I have $30 mil in the bank, mind you. I've just always believed in sticking to the basics.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:48:46 AM EDT
Flowers and a card. Valentines is another bullshit commercial holiday IMO.

The wife wanted to buy me some new sunglasses. I declined.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:50:08 AM EDT
26 years in, so, a big bag of dark chocolate from Costco. Oh yes, she will be mine.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:52:46 AM EDT
A half-dozen roses, a box of Godiva chocolate, and Escaflowne on DVD.

We're a bit nerdy like that.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:53:07 AM EDT
Iphone 4S and an inexpensive necklace that she had wanted.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:53:35 AM EDT
Stick of candy and a bag of nuts.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:53:57 AM EDT
You are a fool if you condition your SO to expect anything but flowers and dinner.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:57:23 AM EDT
A little extra time out of her cage this evening, contingent on the spare time being all about me.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:57:52 AM EDT
2ea 2 liters of cherry Mtn Dew.
1 pint of olive oil
20 feet of visquine
one red checkerboard printed shoe lades size 6.
3 boxes of paperclips large variety
6 packs of turkey kilbasa sausage
1 can of cheese whiz
bag of golf balls
Usb cable
Pogo stick
Come along with nylon strapping.
2 packs of cool menthols
4 Sodium Lamps
Intel i7-2600 processor
and a dick in a box.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 11:58:07 AM EDT
no SO here so i'm going to treat myself to a couple of cold beers
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:00:07 PM EDT
Not shit.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:00:15 PM EDT
Mine already has an iPhone 4 so I did the usual.
I had a dozen pink roses (she favors them over red), a balloon, a teddy bear, and a box of truffles delivered to her office.
I've got a dozen chocolate covered strawberries in the fridge from Shari's Berries along with 2 bottles of wine.
I'll make her favorite home made pizza for dinner and we will turn the A/C on in the house so we can sit by the fireplace in the Boudoir.
So there.

Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:00:20 PM EDT
an insanely expensive arrangement of flowers, and a giant stuffed gorilla. Oh yeah she has been begging me for a new bathroom sink, and faucet
so I did all that today while she is at work too.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:00:37 PM EDT
DSG Arms Moe kit 2 in FG and an Aero Precision complete upper receiver, steak with roasted red potatoes and asparagus, a card, chocolates, and flowers.

I think I have a S&W M&P .22 coming but I wont know till later.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:02:25 PM EDT
Took her to the "Avenue Q" musical this last weekend, sent a metric truckload of flowers to her at work, and got her an afternoon of pampering at the local spa. Oh, and new grips for her pistol.

Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:02:54 PM EDT
A Movado.

She deserved it.

Putting with me ain't easy my friend.

Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:04:31 PM EDT
I got her a ring with black diamonds on it. That will complete the set of black diamond jewelry I have bought for her over the last year.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:05:17 PM EDT
A Saddleback purse...Expensive but she had been wanting a purse and was eying a Coach bag. At least with SB it's quality stuff.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:07:26 PM EDT
Breaking Dawn part 1
taking her to dinner on Friday because we hate the Valentine Day crowds.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:10:08 PM EDT
I had some flowers sent to her work. I made a fancy chocolate dessert, and we are having steaks for dinner.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:24:30 PM EDT
nothing. Maybe get flowers tommorrow when they're on sale
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:46:48 PM EDT
Starbucks gift card, & some chocolates.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:49:32 PM EDT
Blender
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:50:00 PM EDT
iPhone 4S, Chocolate coverd strawberries and taking her to her favorite restaurant tonight.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:52:16 PM EDT
Dozen red roses, a bo-kay of mixed flowers, fixing super thick nice pork chops and sweet potato pasta with a butter and fresh sage sauce for dinner with a bottle of red wine.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:54:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By terrance250:
Starbucks gift card, & some chocolates.


$25 Starbucks Card (valentines edition with hearts and pink crap all over it)

Pound of Starbucks espresso beans.

flowers, of course
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 12:56:08 PM EDT
Diamond sparkly bracelet and a stripped Spikes punisher lower.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 1:13:09 PM EDT
orchids and a S&W Bodyguard .380
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 1:22:55 PM EDT
A card...she's lucky she got that.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 2:14:21 PM EDT
not a mutha-fuckin thing
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 2:17:36 PM EDT
Card, candy and a Sig P238.

Gonna have some fun later.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 2:19:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
a dick in a box


Damn.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:42:42 PM EDT
My SO gave me her boyfriends toaster.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:45:28 PM EDT
Ruby/diamond necklace.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:47:24 PM EDT


Nothing. Instead I bought myself a Norinco M-14
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:49:55 PM EDT
A dozen roses, a tanzanite and diamond necklace and a Michael Kors handbag.

She bought me a new camera.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:49:55 PM EDT
Chloroform.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:50:51 PM EDT
Chin nuts.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:50:55 PM EDT
Took her to her favorite fancy restaurant, gave her tickets to Celtic Woman, and then took her to a movie.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 3:52:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:01:26 PM EDT
a few flowers, and a trip to the shrink

i dont think im going to have THIS problem next year
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:02:11 PM EDT
My best friend's wife woke me up at 3am standing over me completely naked, telling me she was horny and asking me to finger her. Good valentines day present. Couch surfing can be interesting.

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Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:06:25 PM EDT
She said she wanted to get more exercise so I bought her a heavier vacuum cleaner.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:08:02 PM EDT
A card and some cigars... the mermaid thing is an inside joke with us..



Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:08:58 PM EDT
What'd you get your other SO?
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:09:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:10:47 PM EDT
I just finished some parts that need to go to plating. So I gave her those, and told her to be a dear and drop them off for me.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:11:09 PM EDT
One short stem rose.
Link Posted: 2/14/2012 4:13:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2012 4:14:37 PM EDT by kyleh]


Custom slide plate.

And some flowers. I got nothing in return....
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