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Posted: 4/24/2014 3:22:22 PM EDT
Myself, We bought two eight packs of Miller Ponies, rode around the back roads and tried to hit signs when we
got done with them.
Now all they want to do is, smoke electronic cigarettes, check facebook and send self-ees.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:23:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:24:05 PM EDT by wh1plash]
A massively tall cup of Jim Beam with a tiny splash of Coke. Friend did it to be funny. Years later and I still don't like the taste of Beam.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:24:16 PM EDT
Old Milwaukee Best. The Beast!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:24:43 PM EDT
Boones Farm Strawberry Hill wine.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:25:06 PM EDT
Two Pabst Blue Ribbons that I snuck out of my grandmother's stash in 1981 when I was 9.

I hid in my closet for an hour.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:25:16 PM EDT
Strohs and wine
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:25:21 PM EDT
I think I was 18, maybe 17. Me and 2 buddies got a 6 pack of Mickey's Big Mouths (5.5% I think). We played monopoly and gathered up shit for the swap meet in the morning. I drank 3 of them. Felt a nice buzz! That was only my 2nd time drinking anything.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:25:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:27:10 PM EDT by Fugitive]
Jack. Courtesy of my Dad the day I killed my first whitetail. I was 13. It was a different time back then.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:25:35 PM EDT
Vodka cran
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:26:59 PM EDT
Beer and brandy, I think.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:27:03 PM EDT
I shit you not it was a Zima. Been on nothing but coffee, beer and whiskey since.

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:27:11 PM EDT
Uh. Capt I believe.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:27:54 PM EDT
Beer, Lone Star to be specific...Dad said I could have one...I just assumed he meant one at a time, I was 5-6 bottles in before anyone noticed. I think I was 13.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:27:56 PM EDT
Stole some of my parents' Smirnoff vodka...

Gulp gulp... Nope, not drunk yet.

Gulp gulp... Still nothin, shit must be defective...

Gulp gulp... Fuck this noise.

... 20 minutes later...


Oh, the joys of teenage years.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:28:07 PM EDT
A couple Coors Lights and a rum and coke that was 90 percent coke. lol.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:28:47 PM EDT
Jim Beam with water. 15 years old. Tasted horrible, but kept sipping. Got very drunk, then very sick. Haven't had Jim Beam since.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:29:11 PM EDT
Jim Beam it was the cheapest descent whiskey back in the day.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:34:35 PM EDT
McCormick's Vodka.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:35:02 PM EDT
Bud Light
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:35:20 PM EDT
Grabbed a 5th of my dad's rotgut whiskey and a big bottle of coke and watched TV and drank with a couple of friends.
I got hammered and had a great buzz, my friend Steve got hammered and had a great buzz, my friend Jeff got hammered and became a mean-assed drunk.
My and Steve kicked the fuckers ass in my backyard at 1am.

I woke up at 11am and barfed as soon as I got in the kitchen.
While I was barfing Steve was drinking my dad's beer and Jeff was still in the backyard.

I had a hangover that lasted for days.

To this day I won't drink any whiskey.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:35:26 PM EDT
Peppermint schnapps! Haven't had it again in 35 years!!! It was a minty barf!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:36:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:36:49 PM EDT
22 when I got my first buzz....

Drank before but never enough to get buzzed

First time was two 24's of draft budlight. 4 bottles of coors and two crown and water's.

I actually can drink a surprising amount. I get buzzed easy, but I don't get drunk until a long ways in.

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:37:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:38:06 PM EDT by fosters]
Thunderbird.....didn't know any better
Sure learned fast though after that
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:37:59 PM EDT
Bud light
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:38:46 PM EDT
Bartles and jaymes wine coolers. Sophomore year of high school. Nasty stuff.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:39:03 PM EDT
Bundaberg o.p. and coke
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:39:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:41:45 PM EDT by jonny762]
I thought, "Man these guys are all total assholes at school, but they're really fun tonight!"

I was in high school.

ETA: I thought it read what did you "think". What did I drink? I think it was bud light, I didn't move on to the beast until I got serious about getting a buzz on.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:39:39 PM EDT
Everclear and tomato juice.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:40:00 PM EDT
Swiped a bottle of Canadian Club from my Dad's stash of bottles of Canadian Club and Old Charter. He got two or three a year from work at Christmas, Thanksgiving and 4th of July. He drank, at most, a bottle's worth a year.

This was like 1979 and I was in 8th grade.

Broke the seal and started taking shots straight out of the bottle. Kinda rough but had an orange-ish aftertaste. Chugged quite a bit in short order and was royally fucked up. At least I didn't puke.

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:40:28 PM EDT
We used to call those "grenades". Whenever we'd kill one we'd fake pop a pin, shout "Grenaaaaade!" and toss it.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:40:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:42:30 PM EDT by splunkinoob]
Wild turkey and box wine in the same setting.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:40:54 PM EDT
Little Kings..

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:41:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:42:13 PM EDT by fla556guy]
Vodka and cran.

can't post the rest.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:43:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:46:53 PM EDT by jinks556]
Mad Dog!

MD 20/20

ETA: Later we got "sophisticated" and made "Thunderdogs" . Thunderbird and mad dog mixed 50/50 over ice.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:43:37 PM EDT
stole a couple of my dad's Carling's

just the beginning
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:44:09 PM EDT
20 was my first buzz. Had my first shot of goldschlager, no effect. Had 2-3 more still nothing. Add 2 more shots since nothing was happening. Said fuck this shit and went to work (was a bouncer at the time). 15 minutes into work starting I have little to no memory of the rest of the night except random pictures of me entering myself into a hot body contest co workers took and laughed their ass off to. Boss didn't say a word and laughed his ass off the next day showing me pictures of what I was doing.

I still like Goldschlager surprisingly
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:44:17 PM EDT
tiny Budweiser's we called them nips.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:46:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jinks556:
Mad Dog!

MD 20/20
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Same. Summer of '75. Coincidentally, it was the also the first time I experienced projectile
vomiting. That shit's hard on a 12yr old
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:49:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 3:50:14 PM EDT by jinks556]
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Originally Posted By Treadhead:
Same. Summer of '75. Coincidentally, it was the also the first time I experienced projectile
vomiting. That shit's hard on a 12yr old
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Originally Posted By Treadhead:
Originally Posted By jinks556:
Mad Dog!

MD 20/20
Same. Summer of '75. Coincidentally, it was the also the first time I experienced projectile
vomiting. That shit's hard on a 12yr old

Yep that's the correct time frame alright but I was about 14. One night a buddy and I drank MD and he stayed over at my house. About 10:00 am my mom came in to wake us up and my friend had puked into both of his shoes and they were full. Oh the smell...
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:50:20 PM EDT
Probably 10 or 11, sneaking sips from adult drinks when they weren't looking. It was all fun abd games until I took a swig from a jack and ice that somebody put a cigarette out in. Yep just like in Caddy Shack--except I puked on the floor. Got a hiding for that one. It was a nice buzz while it lasted.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:50:26 PM EDT
Bottle of Goldschlager me and my buddy swiped from his dad's liquor cabinet.........it was rough.

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:52:01 PM EDT
Buckhorn beer.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:55:04 PM EDT
Gordons 80 proof vodka and orange juice.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:57:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
Boones Farm Strawberry Hill wine.
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Mines was Country Quencher
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:59:14 PM EDT
Jack and Coke.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 3:59:43 PM EDT
Cold Duck
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 4:00:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 4:01:50 PM EDT
Boones Farm Apple Wine.
.87 a bottle at Walgreens Drug Store.
Stayed silly drunk from 14 YO to 34 YO?
Been in AA now for 26 years with no alcohol.
If you add up the years I did drink the rest of you panty wastes still haven't caught up!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 4:01:56 PM EDT
First time I ever had a proper drink was when I was... 20. I had one of the cooks at the place where I worked get me a bottle of red wine.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 4:07:21 PM EDT
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