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Posted: 10/9/2004 5:43:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 5:43:55 PM EST by Mugzilla]
I found a car I want. I REALLY want it!!! Unfortunately, I am now engaged, and have to play the game of life as a "team".

I can sell my restored 1975 Jeep for at least $5000. The LE carbine would fetch $1,000



How can I get the additional $7,000?

I am looking for seriousness here folks!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:44:19 PM EST
Become a male prostitute, seriously the only way to make that cash that quick would involve some illegal shit.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:45:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Become a male prostitute, seriously the only way to make that cash that quick would involve some illegal shit.



Illegal is not an option.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:45:28 PM EST
sell a kidney.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:45:29 PM EST
Well since you put it that way. I guess Loan against your 401k (if ya have one) , Bank loan, 2nd mortgage on house. Lots and Lots of sperm donations (unless you fire blanks)
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:45:50 PM EST
Start a website with nude pics of your fiance.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:46:24 PM EST
bank loan or (gasp!) PAWN SHOP
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:47:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mugzilla:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Become a male prostitute, seriously the only way to make that cash that quick would involve some illegal shit.



Illegal is not an option.



Well then, if you find out a way to get all that money legally, please tell me.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:48:35 PM EST
Gay porn.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:49:20 PM EST
Home equity loan...
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:49:48 PM EST
What kind of car is it?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:49:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
bank loan or (gasp!) PAWN SHOP



Therein lies the problem: We are paying for our own wedding. We JUST refinanced the house out of her Mom's name, and had to pay back her sweet, dear mom the down payment. I HAD the money for my dream toy car, and had to sign it over to the future MIL!

All the play money is spoken for (for a few months). we both have dreams of putting $ into our Roth IRAs again. I have to buy back my military time at my job (So my military time counts towards retirement...)


ARRGGHHH!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:49:51 PM EST

sell a kidney.


+1

I could use an extra...

MT
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:49:58 PM EST

The LE carbine would fetch $1,000



Never, ever,ever and I mean never sale your guns. You will regret it. I'll second the male proti angle.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:50:02 PM EST
You have to tell us the Model of car for us to help you. No one must no we are talking!!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:51:06 PM EST
What is it?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:52:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 5:54:29 PM EST by Mugzilla]

Originally Posted By norman74:
What kind of car is it?



SHELBY GT 500 that looks like this one!

Sitting in a dusty garage on jack stands, COMPLETE.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:52:35 PM EST
dont sell the jeep.....
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:52:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:53:16 PM EST
if I could legally sell my kidney I would
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:54:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mugzilla:

Originally Posted By norman74:
What kind of car is it?



www.mershons.com/resize.asp?path=F:\InetPub\mershons\photos\5324.jpg&width=640

Sitting in a dusty garage on jack stands, COMPLETE.




pic no work


and BTW dont sell your gun for a stupid car, get a loan like everyone else does
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:54:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
if I could legally sell my kidney I would




what do you have HIV or something?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:56:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 5:58:10 PM EST by IYAOYAS467]
Sorry to say this dude, but it doesn't sound like now is the time to be spending 13k on toys. If you are recently married you have bigger fish to fry than a car that you want. Investing in your future now means more toys later and ALOT less headaches in your marriage. I'd put that money to better use, cause if you have to ask a question like this......ya can't afford it.

I do wish you luck....
JMO
YMMV
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:58:25 PM EST
Post a pic of your fiancee. I bet you could get a bidding war started! I bid $500 to start. Sight unseen, I need a wife.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:59:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:00:43 PM EST
My Uncle Vinney can hook you up, however you will have to repay the marker at some time in your life.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:00:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By repub18:

Originally Posted By twonami:
if I could legally sell my kidney I would




what do you have HIV or something?


Clean here, I need money for ammo and evil black bullet hoses
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:02:11 PM EST
If you go jumping through hoops to buy something because you just "have to have it", chances are that you'll end up hating whatever it is.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:02:19 PM EST
Who?

Provided a blood test comes back clean as a whistle and he raps it up, I'll take him on.

Half a billion? Done.


Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
Wasn't there somebody on this forum offering a half a billion dollars to people who would take a shot in the pooper.?

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:04:42 PM EST
I have $13K - I want the car, too. Where is it?

Look at it this way - a fellow Ar15'er gets the car, that's almost as good as having it yourself.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:06:38 PM EST
Well..that is a hard car to get. Just to pacify yourself, go out and buy.....a......... let's see.....
Ah, new handgun! It would be much cheaper and go out and get a really cool one.
The kind that makes you go to your safe a couple a times a week to handle it because it is so
cool. That should help your Shelby addiction. If you have a real attack you could go in the basement and shoot the water heater a few times until you feel better, then put the new ultra-cool handgun back until you need it again.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:23:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:24:29 PM EST
Just grow up and get over it. It's not one of a kind. You'll get the car you want someday just wait. Sheeesh, are you sure you should be getting married?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:41:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:41:40 PM EST
Well, if you sucked off rich elderly queers at $50 a pop you'd only have to suck off 140 old queers to get the car.

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:48:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:49:26 PM EST
You have some really messed up priorities. The fastest way to sink a marriage is to make large, unplanned purchases that run you into debt and limit your options. You say you just bought a house--there are so many costs associated with that beyond just the mortgage, taxes and insurance.

You are not the car you drive.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:54:56 PM EST
sleep with one rich chick for $7k OR

7000 fat chicks for $1 each

Good Luck
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 7:00:26 PM EST
Certain organizations are known to pay signing bonuses for new employees...

Of course, that comes with a much larger committment & isn't the best on new families...

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 7:02:33 PM EST
if you ever ever want to get rich (or at least have a significant positive net worth).

.................Never ever borrow money on a depreciable asset.

This car MAY be an investment - hard to say. So borrowing money...maybe.

Can you Afford it is the question?

Good luck.
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