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Posted: 2/21/2006 7:21:34 AM EST
The plastic has to be some sort of advanced, space age body armor. I don't think a handgun is going to take this guy down.

So when this guy appears at the foot of your bed, offering you his sedative laced breakfast sandwich, what gun are you going to reach for to put this creep down for good?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:22:16 AM EST
ANYTHING I HAVE HANDY
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30mm depleted uranium
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:22:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:23:01 AM EST
lol
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:23:51 AM EST
Something slow please.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:24:06 AM EST
What ever it takes. Hell, I'll crush him with my gun safe afterwards!

God, those commercials REALLY disturbe me.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:24:51 AM EST
.223, 30 times.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:27:05 AM EST
Flamethrower... I want to hear his screams of agony as the plastic melts and sticks to his putrid flesh.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:27:08 AM EST
It would not matter - if I awoke to see the Burger King at the foot of my bed, I would have a heart attack from fear and die instantly...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:27:13 AM EST
What caliber is a baseball bat?
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Thermonuclear weapons are the only way to go.

CRC
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:32:14 AM EST
Something in the 'sub-launched' range.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:32:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 7:33:29 AM EST by Raid_Max]

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Flamethrower... I want to hear his screams of agony as the plastic melts and sticks to his putrid flesh.

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and then his Terminator style skeleton is revealed.


And he WILL stick his whopper between your buns, and you will like it.
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I cant believe it hasnt been said yet:

NUKE FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:40:26 AM EST
.22LR behind his ear.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:44:09 AM EST
.45 Colt case.............stuffed full of black powder..............with a 250 gr RNFP on top!

The bullet will punch right thru his fat ass!

He will choke on the smoke!

The flame will set him on fire!

The cuncussion will knock him senseless!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:46:03 AM EST
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Flamethrower. He's plastic.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:50:07 AM EST
.50 BMG.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:50:35 AM EST
Glad I'm not the only guy who finds "the King" deeply disturbing. Christ, it's like the fucking Wizard of Oz all over again...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:51:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 7:51:18 AM EST by gaweidert]
RPG's are cheap. We seem to be picking up a lot of these lately. Why not one for each family.
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Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:52:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By Troy:
Caterpillar D-9...

-Troy



The visual of that made me laugh my ass off.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:52:16 AM EST
7.62X54R
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:57:19 AM EST
Why? What has the King ever done wrong?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:07:45 AM EST
Prolly have to go with the "racking of a pump 12" follow up with "BIG BACON CLASSIC BALISTIC TIPS"

You know its that Ronald Macdonald phucker that really scares the chit out of me
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:13:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Troy:
Caterpillar D-9...

-Troy



LOL
Maybe we can revive the one from "Killdozer".
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:34:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By 89grand:
Why? What has the King ever done wrong?



He is creepy and freaky...just gives me the heeby geebies looking at him.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:35:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By bastiat:
The plastic has to be some sort of advanced, space age body armor. I don't think a handgun is going to take this guy down.

So when this guy appears at the foot of your bed, offering you his sedative laced breakfast sandwich, what gun are you going to reach for to put this creep down for good?



I do not know, but what ever you use, I'll pay for your ammo.....
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:37:23 AM EST
44 mag
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:38:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 8:39:51 AM EST by Zaphod]

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
ANYTHING I HAVE HANDY



+1!

A FULL magazine's worth, too, just to make sure!
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 8:46:52 AM EST by TheSaint2004]
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:47:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheSaint2004:
Found this pic, rofl

img286.echo.cx/img286/7594/whopper9ll.jpg


it's bound to offend someone
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:47:33 AM EST
I'd like to stuff several Egg McMuffins in his gullet and choke him to death
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:51:27 AM EST
Chuck Norris
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:55:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 8:55:32 AM EST by RustedAce]
tag!


Those are the best ads ever!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:56:21 AM EST


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Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:58:23 AM EST
Jack (Jack in da Box) can take either of em.

Ronald McDonald is still the all time loser.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:09:45 AM EST
A deagle with da beamz yo!

(god I hope I said that right lol...)
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:12:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 9:13:25 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
"I'll take Atomic Annie for the block."

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You can't kill the Devil!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:16:24 AM EST
What Caliber?

Fuck it, if he's at the foot of my bed, he's getting the Ka-bar. If Caesar was taken down by a knife, the Burger King can be too.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:24:56 AM EST
he is creepy, but could u imagine getting one of those king costumes and standing outside a friends window at about midnight and tthey look out and see you?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:26:38 AM EST
To kill old plastic head you need to use plastic bullets.
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