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Posted: 1/20/2013 5:31:17 PM EDT
Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:32:16 PM EDT
Comes to collect what?
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:35:17 PM EDT
Purple!
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:35:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?


My newspaper subscription is set to auto-collect... Don't need to deal with any pimple-faced teen, or 400 pound WOW warrior earning his hot poet and Mountain Dew money.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Truth2882:
Comes to collect what?

$1,000
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:37 PM EDT

Same thing I have done every other time. Hand the nice lady a cup full of semen.


You were talking about the sperm bank, right?

Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:42 PM EDT
Tell em the check is in the mail!
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:39:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Whiskey65g:You were talking about the sperm bank, right?



Yes, the OP is a sperm bank, Deposits only please.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:40:31 PM EDT
I nicked the census man
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:41:26 PM EDT
"hell of a thing kill a man; you take everything he has and everything he'll ever have"
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:41:35 PM EDT
Obvious answer is obvious.....

I'll post the event on ARFCOM, include a poll asking what to do, and masturbate furiously until I get some half-assed answer and multiple demands for MS Paint.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:42:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2013 6:31:56 PM EDT by DT-USA]
Pass go, collect $200 :)
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:42:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?


My newspaper subscription is set to auto-collect... Don't need to deal with any pimple-faced teen, or 400 pound WOW warrior earning his hot poet and Mountain Dew money.


Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:43:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2013 5:46:58 PM EDT by MajorStumpDemon]


set the dogs on em..



and the chimps...


Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:43:29 PM EDT
ASS RAPE!

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Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:44:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:52:05 PM EDT
D's














Nutz
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 5:55:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 6:03:00 PM EDT
I've already paid the boy scouts for the popcorn, who else is comming?
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 6:03:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2013 6:04:58 PM EDT by Fullautoguy]
Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By Truth2882:
Comes to collect what?

$1,000




Damn beet to it
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:02:33 PM EDT
Hell, they even cut her teets.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:03:45 PM EDT
Yes sir, the check is in the mail!
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:05:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2013 7:07:59 PM EDT by dreadful_hillbilly]
Trespassers will be raped, survivors will be raped again.

Surviving survivors will be fed pancakes and forced to watch the full first season of Gray's Anatomy on DVD, then raped again. If they survive that I will send them on their way with a trunk full of imitation crab meat. There's nothing wrong with it. I just have too much and need to make room in my freezer.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:05:50 PM EDT



I collect figurines from the Franklin Mint.

Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:09:08 PM EDT
piss on their leg and mount them to display dominance is the only correct answer
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:12:38 PM EDT
Kid, we all have it coming.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:25:40 PM EDT
Molotov cocktails.
Link Posted: 1/20/2013 7:32:39 PM EDT
I gave at the office!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:31:16 AM EDT
This thread is Lulz.
OP, you should have used a more popular line in the title.

It's UNFORGIVEN everybody.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:32:57 AM EDT
Offer to suck his or her dick.

I figure I have a 60% chance he or she will be freaked out and leave.

If that doesn't work, using teeth.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:36:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:40:45 AM EDT
Release the dogs... or the bees... or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:44:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ndenway:
"hell of a thing kill a man; you take everything he has and everything he'll ever have"


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:00:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Whiskey65g:

Same thing I have done every other time. Hand the nice lady a cup full of semen.


You were talking about the sperm bank, right?



they are called depositories
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:36:49 AM EDT
None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:38:56 AM EDT


"Daves' not home"
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:43:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?


Great film!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:47:55 AM EDT
He should have armed himself...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:49:22 AM EDT
"I don't think I'll let you arrest us today Beehan."

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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:55:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Steelblitz:
Originally Posted By Whiskey65g:You were talking about the sperm bank, right?



Yes, the OP is a sperm bank, Deposits only please.


Like the "lady of the evening" always says (without moving her tongue) upon entering the Sperm Bank, "I'd like to make a deposit"...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:01:33 AM EDT
Activate the claymores.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:13:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2013 5:27:40 PM EDT by HommieDaKlown]
...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:15:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?

I'm your Huckleberry
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