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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:44:08 PM EDT
I know its a little early, but the girlfriend and I are plannning a big costume party so we started plannning early. We haven't dressed up in years and wanted to think of something clever and different. We decided on DISCO ZOMBIES. Yep, tattered leisure suit, moused up hair, and decomposing flesh.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:19:09 PM EDT
A New Orleans "LOOTER"
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:20:12 PM EDT
A college student.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:21:58 PM EDT
I'm going to try and find a BK King costume.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:22:42 PM EDT
Cartman in his KKK Hitler suit. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad kitty baaaaaaaaaaaaaad I look just like him to
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:27:32 PM EDT
First I'm gonna turn my pockets inside out.

Then I'm gonna take a BIG trash bag and poke leg and arm holes in it and step in and tie it around my neck.

Then I'm gonna pin lettuce leaves to my hair and dump coffee grounds on my head.

Voila!


Poor white trash.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:28:08 PM EDT
Sarge.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:28:34 PM EDT
A year older my b-day is the 7th
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:21:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:22:30 PM EDT by warlord]
Passing out candy to the niebhborhood tikes and wearing my favorite Halloween mask
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:23:40 PM EDT
I'm going as Sean Penn.

My costume will consist of a red plastic cup and body armor.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:28:25 PM EDT
Make sure your photogs are close by......
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:34:39 PM EDT
I will be at work
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:34:41 PM EDT
I think I'll go as Oprah. All I need is no make-up and to keep repeating, "It's a travesty!"
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:35:23 PM EDT
I was going to go as Satan, but they're all sold out of Diane Feinstein costumes
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:36:21 PM EDT
Asleep.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:51:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:53:57 PM EDT
A Private in the US Army

-Storm
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:57:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
A drunk college student.



fixed it to reflect my costume
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:04:42 PM EDT
39, it IS my Bday.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:07:21 PM EDT
a guy sleeping on a mattress
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:12:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 10:12:38 PM EDT by GabbasaurusRex]
A homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:26:57 PM EDT
A grumpy old man. Then I'll take my kids out to beg for candy, while I keep watch. Then candy inspection. Mostly grumpy old man.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:27:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 10:29:04 PM EDT by rasanders22]


This or a one eyed trouser snake.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:28:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
A homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.



I love that movie.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:29:49 PM EDT
Nothing. Not even a human being. A maggot. The lowest lifeform on earth.

Yeah, what The_Stormrider said.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:39:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
my.monkeyview.net/albums/rasanders22@aol.com/default/100033601.jpg

This or a one eyed trouser snake.



"Telegram"
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:45:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Stormrider:
A Private in the US Army

-Storm



Best one so far. Where? What MOS?

Let us know!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:50:05 PM EDT
I have an awesome "flasher" costume that I made a few years ago. Combat boots, an old trenchcoat, and a big huge strap-on dildo with flashing/blinking pumpkins for balls. It is pretty funny. I haven't worn it in a few years, so I might have to bust it out.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:57:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
I'm going to try and find a BK King costume.



Now that's scary.
Hell, be careful,

That's Zombie level creepy,
Worthy of 'Shoot On Sight'.



Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:00:06 PM EDT

What are you going to be for Halloween?


Annoyed when vans full of people that don't speak english, from a different part of town, knock on my door all night.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:09:43 PM EDT
vader, for the 5th year in a row. too cheap to get a new costume
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:17:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R0ME0:
vader, for the 5th year in a row. too cheap to get a new costume


obligatory "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
quote
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:21:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 8:51:34 AM EDT by DienBienPhu54]
SEAL TEAM ONE


seal cap

seal shirt


udt diver's shorts


corral shoes


1966 era Rolex diver's watch


seals ring


military issue aviator sunglasses


high & tight haircut

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:24:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:36:07 PM EDT
a Soldier, what else?




<-------------
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:47:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 11:58:40 PM EDT by Mauser101]
I have wanted to make a monk/gargoyle costume based around this facial prosthetic and a brown sackloth monks robe for several years now. Always forget to save up for it early on.

Halloween is my favorite holiday.

EDIT:
Last year I put on some ratty old clothes, stuffed some extra cloths under them to give some weird bulges and put on a mismatched old rubber monster mask and gloves. I took a big bowl of candy out and laid up against the back of my car in my driveway. I laid myself out so that I'd look like stuffed clothing somebody left out there with some candy. I think the clothing bulges really helped.

It was so fun. I wouldn't normally jump up or scream or anything like that. Some teenage kid would come up all hotlike and poke me with something and I'd bounce my leg like nerve reaction. Some other kid would come over and reach in for some candy and I'd just turn my head to look right at them. Sometimes I wouldn't do a damn thing and after they took some candy I'd get up and follow them to the next house, shuffling like the undead.

I felt really bad that I freaked out the little 4 year old Supermen and 5 year old ballerinas. They would never even come close to me if I did anything or not. I just had to put the bowl down and walk away.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:53:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 12:17:55 AM EDT
I'll be what I am every year, an asshole...

myit
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 4:19:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By The_Stormrider:
A Private in the US Army

-Storm



Best one so far. Where? What MOS?

Let us know!



Ft. Knox, KY

19 Kilo.....I'm getting to play with the Abrams. I head out in a few more hours....passed my PT test by a hair...mile in 8:17. If anyone's gonna be at Knox this go around, let me know.

CelesChere, where you headed? Paris Island by the sound of it?

-Storm
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 4:21:11 AM EDT
a civilian with a concealed handgun
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:16:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:32:42 AM EDT
I'm going to be a railroad engineer..... I'll be working
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:34:14 AM EDT
drunk
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:41:30 AM EDT
A plug and outlet outfit with my wife. She bought them last year and we never wore them. I am the "plug" and she is the "outlet". i'l try to find a pic
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:43:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:45:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
my.monkeyview.net/albums/rasanders22@aol.com/default/100033601.jpg

This or a one eyed trouser snake.



Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:46:57 AM EDT
I always go as myself
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 7:47:47 AM EDT
Pimp daddy Subnet.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 8:15:53 AM EDT
As an old, bald, fat ass that hasn't got a clue, (I'll just be myself) as I can't afford a costume.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 8:17:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyrax777:

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
A drunk college student.



fixed it to reflect my costume





Fixed it to reflect MY costume
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 8:28:22 AM EDT
<---- Bubba Fett, most feared repo man and bass fisherman in all of known space.
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