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Posted: 9/20/2005 1:05:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 1:06:01 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Being rejected for a job is one of them, for example
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Reading threads like these.
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Making a poor decision at work that costs the company money.
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My awfully contagious level of STD's

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Mirrors.





- BG
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:12:46 PM EDT
That creepy plastic figure in the Burger Kind commercials
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:19:39 PM EDT
Oh I just recalled a good one from college- a hot chick says "Your a nice guy and all, but your just not my type". Though usually she is the one 5 years down the road that has 2 kids with 2 different guys and is living with a third guy who "will change someday once he quits drinking".
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:22:54 PM EDT
When the wife asks: "Is it in yet?"
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Parents belittling my attempt to achieve when I was a child.
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Shooting yourself "accidently"
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Baldness... torn discs in my spine
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:30:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Freedom528:
When the wife asks: "Is it in yet?"



Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:32:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Freedom528:
When the wife asks: "Is it in yet?"



Hands down, winner. Quite emasculating.


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:34:31 PM EDT
Knowing I can use my schnoz as a windsail or air-brake.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:36:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Oh I just recalled a good one from college- a hot chick says "Your a nice guy and all, but your just not my type". Though usually she is the one 5 years down the road that has 2 kids with 2 different guys and is living with a third guy who "will change someday once he quits drinking".



That makes ya feel good dont it.

Then I begin to question why I had the hots for em anyway.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:58:50 PM EDT
When I was a bit younger, any laughter that I wasn't in on killed my self esteem.

Seriously though, it hardly bothers me anymore.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:58:57 PM EDT
I'd have to say when I'm about to bone my boyfriend in the butt and i suddenly go soft!! Then i say to myself "hey wait a minute, what am I doing? I'm not even Gay"
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[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 2:03:08 PM EDT by KlubMarcus]
Ugly women. The more there are around, the lower the morale.
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I had a problem with self confidence, but a divorce fixed it.
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When some dude acts like a complete ass but still gets chicks.

Makes me think that I could never lower myself to that level.
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Getting halfway up a 30-40 foot rock face, before having your muscles give out and not being able to finish.


Thats a fucking kill-joy.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:10:20 PM EDT
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:11:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
Being rejected for a job is one of them, for example



going thru that right now... Was told I was 'over qualified' on my last interview and they were afraid I wouldn't hang around long if a better job arose...

BASTARDS!!! I am out of work and damn near broke, how's that for 'over qualified'

EPOCH
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:12:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.



How tall are you?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:14:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.



How tall are you?



6'9"
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[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 2:17:34 PM EDT by Red_Label]
... spending time in cold water and then changing out of my swim trunks.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:16:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Silesius:
When some dude acts like a complete ass but still gets chicks.

Makes me think that I could never lower myself to that level.



+1

I just can't do it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:16:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.



How tall are you?



6'9"




You should kick their ass bigfoot.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:17:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.



How tall are you?



6'9"




You should kick their ass bigfoot.



No way dude. Don't piss off the ninjas.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:19:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 2:19:52 PM EDT by Mauser101]
This guy in my philosophy class.

This fucker is maybe 6'4" solid freaking muscle, conceited, confident and cocky. Now that'd be ok because he looks dumb as a brick...but no, the fuck head obviously has the brain of a small planetiod. Add to all this Mr. Type-A has the model for the goddess Venus hanging on his every whim.

I do NOT appreciate being humbled that much. I can't help but hate the guy, but he and his woman are exceptionally nice people.

BURN IN HELL!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:19:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.



How tall are you?



6'9"




You should kick their ass bigfoot.



1.3 Billion to 1. I like those odds.

Luckily though, I spent most my time in the south, and it wasn't an issue there, people were much more respectful about it. But Shanghai and Beijing were pretty bad.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:23:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
This guy in my philosophy class.

This fucker is maybe 6'4" solid freaking muscle, conceited, confident and cocky. Now that'd be ok because he looks dumb as a brick...but no, the fuck head obviously has the brain of a small planetiod. Add to all this Mr. Type-A has the model for the goddess Venus hanging on his every whim.

I do NOT appreciate being humbled that much. I can't help but hate the guy, but he and his woman are exceptionally nice people.

BURN IN HELL!



This post just killed my confidence.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:26:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
This guy in my philosophy class.

This fucker is maybe 6'4" solid freaking muscle, conceited, confident and cocky. Now that'd be ok because he looks dumb as a brick...but no, the fuck head obviously has the brain of a small planetiod. Add to all this Mr. Type-A has the model for the goddess Venus hanging on his every whim.

I do NOT appreciate being humbled that much. I can't help but hate the guy, but he and his woman are exceptionally nice people.

BURN IN HELL!



Since when did I take philosophy?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:42:53 PM EDT
Can;t be smooth with your fly unzipped
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GusHasford:
Can;t be smooth with your fly unzipped



if you got a foot long prick you can.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:47:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
When I am walking around in China and I have to listen to comment after comment about my height. Comments are also often accompanied by pointing, laughing, and photographs.

And also just being stared at my most everyone everywhere I go.

Ugh.


they do it to anyone over 6'
When I was in China with my mom in 78 all I got was stares and I was only 5'10" in HS.
My being chinese might have had something to do with it too
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public speaking
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:49:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:

Originally Posted By GusHasford:
Can;t be smooth with your fly unzipped



if you got a foot long prick you can.



As I said can't be smooth with your fly unzipped
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:52:19 PM EDT
Watching pornos with guys that are "gifted"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:02:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Watching pornos with guys that are "gifted"



Ok, dunno what to say about that one other than it sounds incredibly wrong.



Public speaking.
Sales presentations.
Mechanicing on something for hours to find it was the stupidist simplist friggin thing to start with.
Slacks when a case of the dick dribbles hits.
Talking in crowds.
Pretty much failing at anything.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:08:43 PM EDT
A wet fart with khakis on at work.
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[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 3:24:25 PM EDT by FortyFiveAutomatic]

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
This guy in my philosophy class.

This fucker is maybe 6'4" solid freaking muscle, conceited, confident and cocky. Now that'd be ok because he looks dumb as a brick...but no, the fuck head obviously has the brain of a small planetiod. Add to all this Mr. Type-A has the model for the goddess Venus hanging on his every whim.

I do NOT appreciate being humbled that much. I can't help but hate the guy, but he and his woman are exceptionally nice people.

BURN IN HELL!



I once had a guy like that in one of my psych classes. He was real tan, too, very handsome and very conceited-looking. Well, all the girls loved the fact that he was interning at the FBI and going to become a special agent, so the tittering girl jokes came about, "frisk me anytime" and what-have-you. Every guy was envious of this dude.

So then my good friends and I go out to the gun range to pop off some rounds that afternoon when none other than Mr. Fucking Fox Mulder is there at the firing line, sporting some new HK gear including a 9mm USP Compact and a 10/22. I situate myself next to him and much to my delight he can't shoot for beans. So I proceed to make a ragged hole with my 1911 at 15 yds and he gets this dismayed look on his face.

Later he comes up to me and starts shooting the shit about how we are in the same class blah blah blah. So then he asks if I can give him some pointers so I said "Naw you're fucking hopeless, man, so much for the bureau..." And he gets this face ---> . My friends start backing me up, saying "What, you want to join the FBI with THAT?" and they start laughing in his face, so then I look at him and say...."I'm just fucking with you, man." So then I run him through some snap-cap drills to work on his flinch and let him shoot my AR. We became good range buddies after that.

Moral of the story is that it's cool when you find out that you're better at something than somebody, and it's always a reward to teach, especially when it involves shooting. Oh, and it's always great fun to fuck with people.
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A heart attack.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:34:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR-10:


A heart attack.




Yeah.....that will ruin a day for sure.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:43:16 PM EDT
Screwing up in traffic.

Falling down in public.

Coughing fit in a restraunt or movie theater, or choking.

Seeing really bad photos of yourself.

Walking around with your fly open.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:47:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Watching pornos with guys






Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:48:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kill-9:
Parents belittling my attempt to achieve when I was a child.



+10000000000000000000000000000
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:53:52 PM EDT
Getting this---> look from a parent in the ER while trying to explain to them that even though their kid looks like they are going down the crapper everything will be OK. Happened this past weekend. Yes, the kid is all better.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 4:10:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:
Getting this---> look from a parent in the ER while trying to explain to them that even though their kid looks like they are going down the crapper everything will be OK. Happened this past weekend. Yes, the kid is all better.



Well done. There's nothing like a happy ending.
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