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Posted: 12/17/2016 9:33:13 PM EDT
My sister ordered my Christmas gifts from Sam's Club and had them shipped straight to me. A jacket, a nice new Blu-Ray player...they also included a pink 3x ladies top. Why I don't know. It wasn't on the order, I don't have an invoice...what the hell do I do with this thing? Do I take it to Sam's and hand to the lady at the counter? That's going to be embarrassing walking in there with this stupid thing. 

What would you do?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:34:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:35:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Give it to your husband to wear around the house.



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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:36:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Does it fit?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:38:14 PM EDT
[#4]
This thread sucks without pics.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:38:16 PM EDT
[#5]
When you bring home a bar scank or lot lizard let her use it as a night gown.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:38:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Donate it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:40:37 PM EDT
[#7]
Put it on and then fuck yourself!










Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:41:11 PM EDT
[#8]
What am I supposed to do with this?..........That's what she said!
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:42:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Wear it! It makes your junk look bigger!

Oh wait, women's TOP.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:44:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Man the fuck up and return it and not give a shit what people think of me
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:45:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you have moobs?

Try it on, maybe it will fit.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:45:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Without an invoice, there's no way to log it back into the system. Which means that even if you return it, is likely that the next clerk might just walk home with it.

Since it's sams club, I'd just sneak it back into the pile...
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:46:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Grease rag for working on stuff in the garage.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:50:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Use it to clean up your jizz after beating off.

Why waste a good sock?  
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:50:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Put it on the EE. Some arfcommer will buy it for his wife.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:50:41 PM EDT
[#16]
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Without an invoice, there's no way to log it back into the system. Which means that even if you return it, is likely that the next clerk might just walk home with it.

Since it's sams club, I'd just sneak it back into the pile...
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You mean reverse stealing? 

Sam's Club; our shit's so bad people sneak back into the store to return it with out anyone seeing! 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:00:30 PM EDT
[#17]
Give it to an adult.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:01:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Put it on and model it for us
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:03:26 PM EDT
[#19]
Obviously you have to meet a nice lady who will fit said shirt.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:26:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Wear it to the office Christmas party?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:43:19 PM EDT
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Obviously you have to meet a nice lady who will fit said shirt.
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I'd hate to meet the lady who fits this shirt! 

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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:30:13 AM EDT
[#22]
This thread is totally depressing  sans pics
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:46:31 AM EDT
[#23]
Maybe tell your sister about it?

Perhaps it was meant for someone else and accidently ended up in your box?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:57:04 AM EDT
[#24]
Take it with you to a bar and try to find someone who fits it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:00:31 AM EDT
[#25]
Give it to Mayday.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 5:14:24 AM EDT
[#26]
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Wear it
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Proudly.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 7:35:44 AM EDT
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Since it's sams club, I'd just sneak it back into the pile...
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I like that idea.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:52:53 PM EDT
[#28]
is it in your size?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:03:25 PM EDT
[#29]
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Put it on the EE. Some arfcommer will buy it for his wife.
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Holy shit 
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