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Posted: 8/20/2004 5:51:10 PM EST
Man, today has been rough.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:54:46 PM EST
Dare I ask (or will everyone come in and get cranky)? What happened today?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:56:27 PM EST
Mine might has been worse. No sleep for 30 hours, no food since 4am, got 2 quarts of used Motor oil on me and my clothes, then had to wear them 8 hours. Im not getting into the small stuff
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:58:24 PM EST
You think you had a rough day? Hah! The chair that I was sitting in all day didn't even have armrest on it! Brutal!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:59:16 PM EST
Thanks for asking.

I work at a video store, and I got a real asshole come in today. He was like in his thirties, a professional type with a tie and shit. Anyway, we do exchanges and he comes in and wants to do an exchange. He had one DVD I think it was called Barely Legal or something like that. Anyway, he wanted us to buy it from him. So I said okay we can give you 4 dollars for it. He gets all pissed and said I paid $30 for this thing couldn't you give me at least half that? Sorry sir, I said, store policy is only $4 max for used movies. So, he walks back to the Adult section and starts looking at the other movies for an exchange since I told him he could get more if he did a straight across exchange. Then he comes back and says there was nothing he wanted. And on and on
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:01:14 PM EST
You need a real exciting day, with rabid dalmations, hornets, ether, burning yourself, and having to wash yourself with fast orange.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:01:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Mine might has been worse. No sleep for 30 hours, no food since 4am, got 2 quarts of used Motor oil on me and my clothes, then had to wear them 8 hours. Im not getting into the small stuff



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:02:36 PM EST
You should have just said... "Sir, if you would like, I can contact the owner of the store about your pornography and you can work it out with her. She is a really nice elderly lady, I'm sure she would be happy to talk to you about your Barely Legal video."
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:03:28 PM EST
Sorry to hear that. People can be such jerks. I was a cashier once upon a time, and people don't seem to understand that there is nothing the people working at the counter can do about store policy. Good luck on a hopefully better day tomorrow.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:04:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:04:23 PM EST
Do you have a girl there that keeps walking down to the next store and hitting on the married guy that works there? maybe showing off some panties?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:05:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Do you have a girl there that keeps walking down to the next store and hitting on the married guy that works there? maybe showing off some panties?



What if it's her... I mean.. the author of the story her... not her her.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:05:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
You should have just said... "Sir, if you would like, I can contact the owner of the store about your pornography and you can work it out with her. She is a really nice elderly lady, I'm sure she would be happy to talk to you about your Barely Legal video."



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:05:51 PM EST
Go work support for a cable company, then you get to deal with high grade idiots.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:06:02 PM EST
I think someone is out looking for alot of attention again....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:06:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Do you have a girl there that keeps walking down to the next store and hitting on the married guy that works there? maybe showing off some panties?



LOL
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:07:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Botch:
I think someone is out looking for alot of attention again....



Yea I have been lonley...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Botch:
I think someone is out looking for alot of attention again....



Yea I have been lonley...



could be the oil smell....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Botch:
I think someone is out looking for alot of attention again....





+1
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:30 PM EST
He acted like he was the only one in the store even though there were other people waiting to check out movies.

I said, look sir you might want to try the discount DVDs we can give you a straight across deal for those, and he goes back to the Adult section again. He comes back with one of the discount movies and when I thought he was going to check out he changes his mind. He brings back two more DVDs and stands there trying to decide between them all. I was like, please make up your fucking mind dude. They are all the same. Damn.

Finally he gets all three and pays me $30 something dollars and gives us his Barely Legal DVD.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:47 PM EST
WAIT WAIT...........LET ME GET THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:50 PM EST
Just chalk it up to the guy being a jerk and move on. It's unfortunate realy, but something you will likely encounter on a daily basis. We live in a "me first" society these days. That means to many, as long as their individuals needs are met, they don't care who they step on or piss to get there.

My only advice is to just sit down at the end of the day, sigh, and use this example to make you take an even greater appreciation for people who still display manners and show respect for others. But I know how you feel. I've had several jobs where interacting with the public were the primary duties. I can say without a doubt that any job that requires dealing with the public will make you want to pull your hair out at time (maybe that's why I am thinning ?) Anyway, maybe tomorrow will be better. But in the meantime, don't let it get you down.

-CH
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:09:53 PM EST
Doin the dance baby... doin the dance

:D/--<

:D|--<

:D\--<

:D|--<
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:11:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By DpC:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Botch:
I think someone is out looking for alot of attention again....



Yea I have been lonley...



could be the oil smell....




I got that off with lots of fast orange. I go have a new grey and black pattern on my clothes.



Deciding on porn can be hard, its hard to find one that fits everything.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:11:49 PM EST
Do you happen to work down the block from one of our other members?

Tech support is an even worse position to have to tell customers "no". That's why I don't do it anymore... I can understand where you're coming from. Next time if the same guy questions you, tell him you can't take it back because of all the stains on the DVD case.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:15:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:
He acted like he was the only one in the store even though there were other people waiting to check out movies.

I said, look sir you might want to try the discount DVDs we can give you a straight across deal for those, and he goes back to the Adult section again. He comes back with one of the discount movies and when I thought he was going to check out he changes his mind. He brings back two more DVDs and stands there trying to decide between them all. I was like, please make up your fucking mind dude. They are all the same. Damn.

Finally he gets all three and pays me $30 something dollars and gives us his Barely Legal DVD.




They really are all the same... I mean... really.

It goes something like this:

Cue cheesy acting: Ned Hugeschlonger "Hello ma'am, can I help you?"
Casie Deecup "Yes, something is wrong with my car."
Ned: "Oh... I see, it is your muffler."
Casie: "Really? Why don't you adjust it for me... *unbuttons Ned's pants and pulls out this fucking huge crooked penis that looks like it belongs on a Rhinocerous*

Then it goes: blowjob, followed by female receiving oral, then more blowjob, then sex (missionary), change to doggy style, then some crazy ass position that only women with a lot of flexibility can pull off after an hour of stretching, anal sex, then Ned blows his spunk all over Casie's face while she has this look of intense pleasure


This pretty much sums up EVERY porno scene ever produced.

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:16:10 PM EST
IBP18
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:17:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 6:18:21 PM EST by Misery]
Porn is really hard to purchase. So many decisions. How many scenes? Any DPs, ATMs, facials? Will the guy eat out the girl first or will he get a BJ first? Will the BJ be a good one? What if they forget a position like RC?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:18:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 6:22:27 PM EST by AlphaBobRI]
Let's see...

1)You like to post pictures of yourself holding water filled rubbers to a 99.9% male BBS

2)You state several times that you love sex and guns are hot.

3)You ask if it is OK to flash your jumblies to someone on the board.

4)And now you tell us you work in a porno shop and are into lesbo porn!!


God, this Goth life sure is interesting.
Rock on, girl!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:18:36 PM EST
People buy porn? I never pay for porn.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:18:38 PM EST
What is RC?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:18:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:19:20 PM EST
Reverse cowgirl
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:20:12 PM EST
You know what I like? Lesbo porn. It's cool to see chicks getting it on.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:20:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Misery:
Reverse cowgirl




I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I already knew the answer...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:20:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:
You know what I like? Lesbo porn. It's cool to see chicks getting it on.




Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:21:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By necromancer:
He acted like he was the only one in the store even though there were other people waiting to check out movies.

I said, look sir you might want to try the discount DVDs we can give you a straight across deal for those, and he goes back to the Adult section again. He comes back with one of the discount movies and when I thought he was going to check out he changes his mind. He brings back two more DVDs and stands there trying to decide between them all. I was like, please make up your fucking mind dude. They are all the same. Damn.

Finally he gets all three and pays me $30 something dollars and gives us his Barely Legal DVD.




They really are all the same... I mean... really.

It goes something like this:

Cue cheesy acting: Ned Hugeschlonger "Hello ma'am, can I help you?"
Casie Deecup "Yes, something is wrong with my car."
Ned: "Oh... I see, it is your muffler."
Casie: "Really? Why don't you adjust it for me... *unbuttons Ned's pants and pulls out this fucking huge crooked penis that looks like it belongs on a Rhinocerous*

Then it goes: blowjob, followed by female receiving oral, then more blowjob, then sex (missionary), change to doggy style, then some crazy ass position that only women with a lot of flexibility can pull off after an hour of stretching, anal sex, then Ned blows his spunk all over Casie's face while she has this look of intense pleasure


This pretty much sums up EVERY porno scene ever produced.




They are not all the same! Sometimes the guy spunks on her stomach instead.

But seriously, porn is not even close to being anything resembling love-making. It looks more like wrestling! It is porn that creates bad lovers as teens see that and think that's how it is. They don't realize that such rough sex feels about as good to a woman as repeatedly punching her with a closed fist down there. (shakes head)
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:21:52 PM EST
I knew a goth girl who worked at an adult book store, but that was years back.

This just brought it to my memory.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:22:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Originally Posted By Misery:
Reverse cowgirl




huh?

ah hell if I don't know by now I don't need to know.

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:23:08 PM EST
DPC I love your avatar is it from the movie the Crow?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:23:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By DpC:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Originally Posted By Misery:
Reverse cowgirl




huh?

ah hell if I don't know by now I don't need to know.




Think about it.... what does a cowgirl look like when riding a horse? Which way does she face? Now reverse it and you get the picture.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:23:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By DpC:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Originally Posted By Misery:
Reverse cowgirl




huh?

ah hell if I don't know by now I don't need to know.




The girl on top, but facing the other way
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:24:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 6:24:17 PM EST by thebeekeeper1]
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