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Posted: 7/17/2008 12:13:12 PM EST
Mine was when we got the Klingons off Uranus.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:14:41 PM EST
Two words:

Monica Lewinsky
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:15:20 PM EST
One BIG ASS free fire zone
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:15:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 12:19:20 PM EST by Max_Power]
Taking out MIR.





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Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:15:54 PM EST
256MB of CL2 DDR from Corsair!
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:16:26 PM EST
Hanging my head out the window like a dog during the Kessel Run, done in 3 parsecs, by the way.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:16:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:
256MB of CL2 DDR from Corsair!


smokin!!!
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:17:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By stoner63a:
Hanging my head out the window like a dog during the Kessel Run, done in 3 parsecs, by the way.


Is that on the way to Tannhauser Gate?
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:18:44 PM EST
When I turned this:



Into this:



Kevin "With only 163 rounds from my Dillon."
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:19:47 PM EST
Withdrawing and nuking the site from orbit was always fun.

(It really is the only way to be sure)

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:20:49 PM EST
The mission over Macho Grande....

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:23:45 PM EST
Two chicks at the same time. A shuttle door gunner can hook that sort of thing up, ya know.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:24:35 PM EST
Gotta be the Hippies.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:24:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
The mission over Macho Grande....



No, I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:30:08 PM EST
Shooting down YAKs when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:31:02 PM EST
When the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:31:31 PM EST
Using the phased plasma rifle to destroy yard gnomes.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:36:02 PM EST
What the fuck about OPSEC guys. THINK about it!!!!!SS
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:36:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rocksarge:

Originally Posted By stoner63a:
Hanging my head out the window like a dog during the Kessel Run, done in 3 parsecs, by the way.


Is that on the way to Tannhauser Gate?


Have to take a left after the Ship Graveyard at Karos. You'll pass the Gehenna asteroid fields on your right after a couple lightyears, slingshot past Sarum, and take the first exit to the near megalith at Tanis. You'll want the second level, next to the big flouron sign that says "RESOURCE DROPOFF POINT HERE".

Oh, and watch out for Vaygr. It's a tough part of town.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:37:16 PM EST
Watching spotted owls burn up on re-entry.

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:37:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Two chicks at the same time. A shuttle door gunner can hook that sort of thing up, ya know.


Beat me by 14 minutes
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:38:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:38:23 PM EST
Watching attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.........and knowing that I set them on fire
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:38:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:38:54 PM EST
It's still classified but if you come by my booth at the gun show I'll tell you all about it.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:39:07 PM EST
My tour was pretty quiet but there was that one time when we put itching powder in Sarge's suit right before the EVA to fix the solar panel.

That shit was hilarious!

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:40:14 PM EST
When we landed on I-3623B and caught the nexus in time for a photo op.

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:40:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain....


It's a shame she won't live...


...but then again... who does?
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:45:35 PM EST
I miss the beef jerky rations.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:46:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
I miss the beef jerky rations.


I miss the bacon rations the most though.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:49:55 PM EST
My tour was going great until I put a burst through the space station. That's why it was abandoned. I did see some action during the Battle of the Six Cities on Mars.

I also saw some action during Solar System War II. My team was transporting a company of U.S Colonial Marines (Space Mobile) when we came under heavy fire during the drop I went through forty belts of 60 caliber caseless. Before we took off from the hot LZ I personally witnessed two Colonial Marines turn into red mist due to a RPG-06 Disintegrator Rocket Propelled Grenade (hyper engine type) hit. Damn I don't think any of those guys made it off the dark side of the Moon.


Damn Colonial Marines (Space Mobile) fuckers are hard core.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:49:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 12:52:19 PM EST by bloodmoon]
My tour was going great until I put a burst through the space station. That's why it was abandoned. I did see some action during the Battle of the Six Cities on Mars.

I also saw some action during Solar System War II. My team was transporting a company of U.S Colonial Marines (Space Mobile) when we came under heavy fire during the drop I went through forty belts of 60 caliber caseless. Before we took off from the hot LZ I personally witnessed two Colonial Marines turn into red mist due to a RPG-06 Disintegrator Rocket Propelled Grenade (hyper engine type) hit. Damn I don't think any of those guys made it off the dark side of the Moon.


Damn Colonial Marines (Space Mobile) fuckers are hard core.


Sorry for the double post my hands took a lot of radiation on my tour. Damn Chinese almost got me with a neutron grenade.


Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:50:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 12:50:50 PM EST by SMProud]
How about the time I got two Medals of Honor? But I can't wear them because the mission was classified.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:52:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:53:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By SMProud:
How about the time I got two Medals of Honor? But I can't wear them because the mission was classified.
Damn all I got was a blue heart metal and a crimson star with V device.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:53:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 12:54:20 PM EST by macman37]
Oh, I forgot about the mission in The Nam where I dismounted and went rogue, killing a couple of bad guys in Laos from 1500 meters out using CIA handloads and Kentucky windage in my CAR15. I can't be given a medal for this because that would mean it's not secret anymore.

I was a hardcore four year old.

I did hear this one in person once.

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:57:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 12:59:48 PM EST by bloodmoon]

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:

Damn Colonial Marines (Space Mobile) fuckers are hard core.


Apparently they also double tap.
I would never claim to be a Colonial Marine I was just a Space Navy douche. There is no way I am getting off the drop ship to go down on a planet or moon. Too many autonomous mines, Invisible snipers and way way to many Chinese-Russian Space infantry with Type 55, 6.66mm caseless assault rifles. I won't even mention the number of plasma launchers and RPGs (Hyper rocket type).

By the way my double tap was due to radition from a neutron grenade hands ain't what they use to be.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 12:59:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2008 1:02:40 PM EST by patchouli]
I remember getting issued all the top gear for free.

Larue gave us all their "Stealth Tactical Ultimate Powerful Impressive Devices." It was awesome. I didn't think they could cram any more buzz words into their product name. I was wrong.



Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:00:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:03:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:

By the way my double tap was due to radition from a neutron grenade hands ain't what they use to be.


I'm so sorry.

Thanks for your service.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:07:56 PM EST
Learning that a mini-gun does make a sound in space.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:13:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:14:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:

By the way my double tap was due to radition from a neutron grenade hands ain't what they use to be.


I'm so sorry.

Thanks for your service.


Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:20:03 PM EST
I wiped out a zerg infestation on the moon, but they had to burn all of the records to keep the public from panicking.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:32:43 PM EST
Once the main hatch on the shuttle was jammed, I used an inanimate carbon rod to hold it closed long enough for re-entry, thus saving everyone's life. Unfortunately, because I was classified at the time the rod got all the credit.

Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:34:54 PM EST
my ETS
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:34:59 PM EST
I'll tell you what I don't miss, those lonely weight less nights.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:36:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
I miss the beef jerky rations.


dude I "acquired" a ton of it. I plan on selling it at gunshows.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:49:47 PM EST
Moonpie
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 3:06:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By NeedMoreAmmo:
Shooting down YAKs when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor.


Forget it...he's rolling!
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 3:14:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:

By the way my double tap was due to radition from a neutron grenade hands ain't what they use to be.


I'm so sorry.

Thanks for your service.






Here this guy is telling you about his experience from neutron grenades during a VERY pivotal event in human existence and you are laughing about it?

It's sad to know Heros like him aren't shown any respect.

And Jesus bloodmoon, I've seen first hand what those n-frags can do. That's something I only wish I could block from my memory, and pray no one else ever has to experience. I too, thank you for your service.
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