For watch lovers... If our guns were like the high end watches:
1. They would shoot plus or minus 5 MOA and this would be a excellent one.
2. We'd have to shake or wind it after every 5 rounds.
3. None would be made in the US.
4. We'd brag about their imperfections like the crooked gold-plated barrel because they are hand-made by elves in Switzerland.
5. After lots of trial and error, we'd figure out which position to lay them on the proper side during the night so they would shoot better the next day.
6. The sling would cost 1/3 the price of the rifle.
7. We could buy cheap really-close imitations that shoot better for $5 from some street vendor.
8. An AR15 would weigh 25 lbs because it was made of platinum and only cost $8000.
9. We could proudly carry them around and liberal sheeple would envy us our coolness and fortune, rather than label us gun nuts.
10. The internals would be comprised of 200 pieces that were beautiful to look at, but only a few wise old men who spent years as apprentices before becoming masters could fix.
11. Walmart would sell cheap plastic clones that shot just as good or better for 10,000 rounds and then we'd buy another rather than fix and cost about $50
What's funny about high-end watches for those who like them are that we buy into the crap about craftmanship. Don't get me wrong as I like high-end watches. I actually lust after a IWC Mark XV.
Since I can't afford the high-end that I want, I settled for a sold only in Japan version only Titanium Citizen Eco-Drive with Saphire crystal, anti-magnetic to 16000 gauss, and water proof to way deeper than I'll ever go. I'm partial to military style watches in 38-40mm size.
For some reason I realize that the mechanical high-end watches are neither as robust or accurate or waterproof as mid and lower end, like my Citizen, but I still want them. Those Omega Speedmasters are nice, but they are too big.
High-end watches (non-rolex or cartier), like guns, are pretty much guy things. Give a lady a $3000 IWC versus an equivilent cost diamond bracelet and see which gets you more sack time. [SEX]