Abraham Lincoln got hammered in the ass so much that he died of getting hammered in the ass.
Posted: 3/8/2010 3:29:28 PM EDT
There was a grassy knoll!!!!11!!!1!
Posted: 3/8/2010 3:30:25 PM EDT
WKUK is awesome.
Posted: 3/8/2010 3:34:51 PM EDT
Anyone who thinks that shit is funny is either 9 year old, has the mentality of a 9 year old, or is more hard up for something to laugh at than anyone I've ever met.
Posted: 3/8/2010 3:39:38 PM EDT
Bankers had him assasinated
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:02:20 PM EDT
Quoted:
WKUK is awesome.
They are funny.
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:39:29 PM EDT
1.BANG!
2."Sic semper tyrannis"
3. ????
4.break leg and escape
Does that about cover it?
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:50:54 PM EDT
Something that was way over due.
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:53:22 PM EDT
Quoted: Anyone who thinks that shit is funny is either 9 year old, has the mentality of a 9 year old, or is more hard up for something to laugh at than anyone I've ever met.
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Posted: 3/8/2010 4:57:05 PM EDT
Quoted: Bankers had him assasinated
I heard they murdered Washington too when he would become a king they could control
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:09:00 PM EDT
I'm actually reading a book about John Wilkes Booth and the assassination.
Hmmm, it doesn't mention anything like this.
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:20:00 PM EDT
Quoted: Bankers had him assasinated
Lincoln couldn't stand being married to Mary anymore and paid Booth to take his life.