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Posted: 10/9/2001 2:04:19 PM EDT
I've tried to be good with all five of my wives and countless girlfriends. But they never seem appreciative even when they take into consideration that I may be trying to do it with serveral of them at the same time. Example of what pisses off the current one are: Urinating in the potted house plants. Me initiating sex at 3:00AM while she is sleeping......and I'm not at home and..... Bringing home strange, yet interesting, women I've found lottering around the local bus station.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:08:49 PM EDT
What is wrong with urinating in house plants? Also, what about the times when your significant other wants some nookie and you are too stressed out or tired. She doesn't understand, but then gets pissed off when you want to and she ain't in the mood! Hey Goatboy, we ought to start a Sex and Relationships forum with all these questions. Good luck with the ladies, Ice
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:08:58 PM EDT
..........ME.............
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:09:04 PM EDT
Last time I pissed her off was when I forgot the mags for her mak90. (hey i can't remember everything when you take 15 guns to the range!!) idaho-ar15
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:09:30 PM EDT
My girlfriend.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:15:37 PM EDT
My wife just can't understand that if it's oral, it's not really sex, so I didn't really cheat. The leader of the greatest country in the world taught me that. (well, the former leader). (No, I would never actually cheat on my wife, and the above is bs).
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 2:52:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By varmitgun: ..........ME.............
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Ditto.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:01:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunslinger: Urinating in the potted house plants. Me initiating sex at 3:00AM while she is sleeping......and I'm not at home and.....
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My favorite is pissing on her face at 3:00AM or during a Klinton (BJ) session, let loose with a ripe dusty... [:D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:04:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunslinger: I've tried to be good with all five of my wives and countless girlfriends. But they never seem appreciative even when they take into consideration that I may be trying to do it with serveral of them at the same time. Example of what pisses off the current one are: Urinating in the potted house plants. Me initiating sex at 3:00AM while she is sleeping......and I'm not at home and..... Bringing home strange, yet interesting, women I've found lottering around the local bus station.
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The potted plant thing and sex thing is forgiveable(sometimes the sex thing is even appreciated, but maybe that's just me).. BUT the bringing home strange women is NOT, being a woman myself I can say that if my man did that, than he'd be out the door... If you had respect for her, then you wouldn't bring these women home.. Maybe this is why you have been married so much..respect is a give and take thing; you won't get any unless you give some in return! Just my 2 cents worth.. -Andrea
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:04:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunslinger: I've tried to be good with all five of my wives and countless girlfriends...
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What are you, a Morman??? [;)]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:12:32 PM EDT
I think its Mormon. Last time I checked, polygammy is illegal. Ice
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:26:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 3:21:14 PM EDT by Nimrod1193]
If he's married to five women at the same time, I think the word is [b]moron[/b]. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:31:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By varmitgun: ..........ME.............
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I fall under this catagory also.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:34:32 PM EDT
Ignoring her or repeatedly doing the "yes, dear" "um-hum" thing. Women hate that. But, when she drones on and on and on......her vocal chords are like the Energizer bunny on steroids. She just keeps going and going and going.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:35:19 PM EDT
=================================== [b]EVERYTHING[/b] ===================================
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:45:12 PM EDT
Oh please, admit it you can't live without us!! You'd never have sex if it wasn't for women.. Just remember that next time you bitch about how women are annoying..
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:49:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TRW: Ignoring her or repeatedly doing the "yes, dear" "um-hum" thing. Women hate that. But, when she drones on and on and on......her vocal chords are like the Energizer bunny on steroids. She just keeps going and going and going.
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Get the memory enhancement upgrade that, when implemented properly, allows you to regurgitate the last three sentences that she said (these invariably end with "..and you didn't hear a WORD I SAID!!!)[;D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:51:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: The potted plant thing and sex thing is forgiveable(sometimes the sex thing is even appreciated, but maybe that's just me).. BUT the bringing home strange women is NOT, being a woman myself I can say that if my man did that, than he'd be out the door... If you had respect for her, then you wouldn't bring these women home.. Maybe this is why you have been married so much..respect is a give and take thing; you won't get any unless you give some in return! Just my 2 cents worth.. -Andrea
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Blonde-Bombshell, I am 99.9999999999% sure that Gunslingers's post was complete sarcasm. look that word up in the dictionary, it will come in handy around here. Besides, what's that matter with bringing home strange woman?? I know Gunslinger and am sure he would be willing to share the woman with his wife[sex], that alone shows how much he is willing to give and take in relationships. Remember, it's not by mistake that woman have 3 holes[;)]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:53:00 PM EDT
When I leave the toilet seat up and she just about falls in in the middle of the night.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:55:37 PM EDT
There's a 3,500 character limit to posts here. Maybe, we should take this discussion to a forum more apropriate for large posts. Just kidding honey.z
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 3:56:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 3:52:27 PM EDT by 11H1P]
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: Oh please, admit it you can't live without us!! You'd never have sex if it wasn't for women.. Just remember that next time you bitch about how women are annoying..
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Sure!!! there are (in no particular order) Sheep Llamas Camels Horses Pigs Cows Bulls (if you are strange and brave) The following require duct-tape and/or protective clothing: Cats Squirrels Chickens Newts LOL!!!! (My wife is getting a kick out of this!!!) Edited because I forgot to indicate sarcasm-see above post regarding sarcasm) Avoid redundant redundancy!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:04:46 PM EDT
She hates my driving.. Thats the only thing that I can do to really piss her off. I drive a big truck and when people cut me off and I tap the horn and they give me the bird, I ride there ass and with my big ass front bumber and grill gaurd get really close, or I get in front of them and start hitting my brakes. Well I get mad on the raod. Im working on these issue.....
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:11:11 PM EDT
She got pissed when I turned a picture of her into an AR15.com Photoshop Project - [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~steel_rat/wguns.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:20:31 PM EDT
Me doing this.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:21:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:29:46 PM EDT
Breathing
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 4:32:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: She hates when she meets me at a party and we have the same dress on. [:I]
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What's worse is when [i]you[/i] look better in the dress that she does!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 5:25:24 PM EDT
Nothing. I even asked her and she couldn't come up with anything. When I said that I guess that makes me perfect she said, "that's what pisses me off. You think you're all that and a bag of chips. With a soda." archick ought to love that one. FWIW, everytime I take her in a gun store and start looking at something seriously she asks what it is, then says don't you already have on like that, then she tells me to buy it. I wish I'd listened more!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:09:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:11:37 PM EDT
... that I got the house in the divorce
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:18:20 PM EDT
Guns.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:23:34 PM EDT
[blue] It pisses my wife off when I don't load enough 5.56 for her to shoot too!She loves my"hi-cap's"!!![blue][sex]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:24:50 PM EDT
I can see a lot of our wives and girlfriends need to read this simple primer. [url]http://www.mastalk.com/wife.htm[/url] [;)]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:36:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 6:31:50 PM EDT by Fl3gun]
Originally Posted By drjarhead: Nothing. I even asked her and she couldn't come up with anything. When I said that I guess that makes me perfect she said, "that's what pisses me off. You think you're all that and a bag of chips. With a soda." archick ought to love that one. FWIW, everytime I take her in a gun store and start looking at something seriously she asks what it is, then says don't you already have on like that, then she tells me to buy it. I wish I'd listened more!!!
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you gotta quit smokin that stuff !!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:39:41 PM EDT
Probably coming to these forums all the time would be a good start.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 6:58:39 PM EDT
There's one son of a bitch over in Afghanistan who'll find out what pisses my wife off, if he hurts even one hair on our sons head. You can take THAT to the bank. stay safe
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:06:29 PM EDT
That I got EVERYTHING in the divorce. Hell, that what she wanted. (fine by me!) Vulcan94
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:08:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: Oh please, admit it you can't live without us!! You'd never have sex if it wasn't for women.. Just remember that next time you bitch about how women are annoying..
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No, we could have sex, heh heh heh.. It's just that we wouldnt have anyone to cook and clean for us!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:10:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: She hates when she meets me at a party and we have the same dress on. [:I]
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REally? The ones I've met have liked it when I had the same dress on!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:13:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Floater:
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: Oh please, admit it you can't live without us!! You'd never have sex if it wasn't for women.. Just remember that next time you bitch about how women are annoying..
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No, we could have sex, heh heh heh.. It's just that we wouldnt have anyone to cook and clean for us!
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My man cooks for me thank you very much!! But I must admit, I enjoy cleaning!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:22:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blonde_BombShell: My man cooks for me thank you very much!! But I must admit, I enjoy cleaning!
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Wipe your mouth!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:44:28 PM EDT
Me being on AR15.com! [:)] too bad![:D]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:09:17 AM EDT
Thank you Sgtar and you're right I believe in sharing.[;)] No, I am not and was not married to all five of them at the same time. Just one right after the other. Blonde, you're right about the sex thing. God gave men women for two reasons. The first was to do dishes. He gave them a pussy for the second reason, which was so men wouldn't kill y'all off. (Surely you've heard the old saying if women didn't have a pussy there would be a bonuty on them.) Ever since the invention of the automatic dishwasher y'all now have only one redeeming feature. Therefore, in the interest of survival, you should use it and use it often.[:)]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:16:39 AM EDT
What pisses my wife off? Introducing her as "My First Wife".[spank]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:16:41 AM EDT
Rational thought and logic.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:24:39 AM EDT
My wife hates when I say "There is is great deal I can't let pass."
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:47:54 AM EDT
When I wipe my dick on the curtains.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:51:22 AM EDT
Can't speak for wives, but I know my fiancee' got kinda upset when I bought a Kimber Custom CDP and am keeping it 1800 miles away from her! he he, I figure that'll get her out here[}:D]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:55:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GWIGG: When I wipe my dick on the curtains.
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I thought I was the only one who did that! I've got to admit, though, that the balloon valances are a little tough to reach.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:00:35 AM EDT
me coming home everyday!
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:02:34 AM EDT
When I start sniffing her panties...
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