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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:40:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:41:37 PM EDT
KILL IT WITH FIRE! Post pics/video of results.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:42:49 PM EDT
Boot on it.

Jesus

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:43:49 PM EDT
Id? What is it?
(If you say "a spider" , I'll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:45:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2015 7:03:33 PM EDT by suthrnstyl2003]
I was wondering what happened to Fluffy. She disappeared last week. I posted flyers with a picture and offered a reward, but had no responses. Thank you kind sir for finding her!

Eta: The reward is not valid anymore as I've learned to live without her she is all yours!

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:50:11 PM EDT
Sorry you have to burn down the whole house

You might be able to use a trail of kibble to lead it to safety first. I heard they like kibble.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:01:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GT40:
Boot on it.

Jesus

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Is that you Chuck Norris?
The spider is under the gutter near the roofline

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:05:40 PM EDT
Looks like it's sitting on an egg sack.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:07:47 PM EDT
This is a perfect opportunity to use your home defense shotgun.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:06 PM EDT
Couple of belts of .308 should do the job.

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:47 PM EDT
Forget the .45. You're going to have to break out the 10mm for this one.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:10:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2015 7:10:58 PM EDT by RedDane]
Raid, Sheesh.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:11:41 PM EDT
Poke it with your finger
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:12:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:13:16 PM EDT
is that thing small enough to be sucked into a vacuum, or would it's legs be outstretched holding onto the end like the Alien at the end of the first Alien flick
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:14:12 PM EDT
Carb cleaner and a oxy/acetylene torch should fix that.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:14:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mossberg:
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This sounds good to me!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:15:35 PM EDT
Leave it be and let the nancies on here pop all of their goddamned p-mags, ready the 40w plasma cannon and all of that girly shit.


Jesus hopscotching Christ on a crooked rental fucking crutch. It's a spider. I've had shit bigger than that in my eye before.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:16:24 PM EDT
That is a female protecting her eggs...
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:44:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:54:50 PM EDT
Just a spider doing spidery stuff.

All is good.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:55:50 PM EDT
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Oh, I'm not going to fuck with it.

1. It's 10ft up. I'm too lazy to break out a ladder and don't want to damage my siding/gutter with fire or bullets.
2. It's not hurting me.
3. Its babies will help keep the yard clear of other bugs.
4. It's fun to watch manly ARFCOMers come unglued at the sight of a "little" spider.
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Originally Posted By brouhaha:
Originally Posted By bowbender7:
Leave it be and let the nancies on here pop all of their goddamned p-mags, ready the 40w plasma cannon and all of that girly shit.


Jesus hopscotching Christ on a crooked rental fucking crutch. It's a spider. I've had shit bigger than that in my eye before.


Oh, I'm not going to fuck with it.

1. It's 10ft up. I'm too lazy to break out a ladder and don't want to damage my siding/gutter with fire or bullets.
2. It's not hurting me.
3. Its babies will help keep the yard clear of other bugs.
4. It's fun to watch manly ARFCOMers come unglued at the sight of a "little" spider.



Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:56:22 PM EDT
I'd burn it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:03:17 PM EDT
Orb weaver?
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:04:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2015 8:05:06 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]
It made a cute little house. It wants to be friends. It will kill bad bugs.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:14:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
It made a cute little house. It wants to be friends. It will kill bad bugs.
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This is where I am. I have a spider that lives in my room. I call her Maggie. We're buddies.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:15:03 PM EDT
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It will crackle when the flames of goodness consume it's loathsome form.

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:24:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:35:19 PM EDT
NOPE
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:38:22 PM EDT
Arachnophobia is just a state of mind. That little bitty thing won't hurt you. It may hurt a fly or a mosquito, or some other loathsome bug, but not you.

Leave her be and join along in singing the "Itsy-bitsy spider"!

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:39:40 PM EDT
Yuck.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:40:42 PM EDT
Looks like a small Washington House Spider.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:46:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2015 8:51:39 PM EDT by balloo93]
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Originally Posted By Bones45:
Orb weaver?
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Not Orb Weaver. I have a couple of those at my house.

Looks like a Wolf Spider. SUPER common in Texas and they grow quite large. Good spider to have.



Not a Wolf Spider. Maybe a southern House spider.

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 2:16:39 PM EDT
I, like many, are terrified of spiders. My biggest fear isn't a 30' foot tall spider, it's a spider the size of a football. He could hide ANYWHERE in my house. I'd have to burn it down and move 500 miles away.
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