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Posted: 10/1/2010 11:22:31 AM EST
What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now

I have a Metal Pen & my Belt.

Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:22:55 AM EST
[#1]



Quoted:


What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now



I have a Metal Pen & my Belt.





The same.



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:23:36 AM EST
[#2]
A knife.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:23:41 AM EST
[#3]
Pen, keys, belt, 1911
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:23:47 AM EST
[#4]
My heat vision.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:24:12 AM EST
[#5]
I had Five Guys hot dogs wit hEXTRA jalapenos for supper last night. I can improvise a biological WMD at a moment's notice.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:24:52 AM EST
[#6]
nothings a weapon until I use it as one
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:25:40 AM EST
[#7]
Glock pen lol.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:26:30 AM EST
[#8]
Pen

Pocket knife

Penis
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:27:04 AM EST
[#9]
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:27:19 AM EST
[#10]

geiger counter

Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:27:27 AM EST
[#11]
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:27:41 AM EST
[#12]
My bare hands. I had to register them as weapons.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:27:52 AM EST
[#13]
my face and my boots.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:28:00 AM EST
[#14]
Right now?  Nothing.  If you can give me thirty seconds, I'll have a shilelagh...
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:28:41 AM EST
[#15]
Fart
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:28:48 AM EST
[#16]
a pen that is really a mace canister
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:29:01 AM EST
[#17]
No need for an improvised weapon right now.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:29:20 AM EST
[#18]
Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears.



Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:29:44 AM EST
[#19]
My meat saber and my steely eyed wolf dominance.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:30:40 AM EST
[#20]
My dangerously ugly appearance.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:30:49 AM EST
[#21]
Leather belt
knife
leatherman
even my inhaler
socks
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:32:24 AM EST
[#22]
Random aluminum castings, 4' piece of 2" round Delrin, chair, 1" heavy rubber hose, phone-chuck on a cord

canned air upside down makes a nasty frostbite...



knife.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:32:53 AM EST
[#23]
I can throw the tee-shirt and hope to blind the suspect
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:34:25 AM EST
[#24]
Besides the real ones... a whole illustration studio full of sharp pens, pencils, drawing triangles, metal panel samples and xacto blades etc...  everything is sharp, all capable of maiming and killing scores.

I can huck a 45deg triangle with deadly accuracy. I can also finger flip a single x-acto blade accurately and make it stick in the wall.

I could also pick up my huge mac and bash some poor bastard on the head with it.

My hobbies conflict with my professional identity.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:35:55 AM EST
[#25]
Quoted:
Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears.

Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5.


I'll bet a cable snake could make a decent whip.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:36:34 AM EST
[#26]
Metal pen, belt, and kershaw leek.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:37:02 AM EST
[#27]
3' long piece of 2 aught insulated copper wire.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:37:10 AM EST
[#28]
A fork shiv, a shiv I made out of my food tray, a shiv I made out of some wire, some garrotte wire, some tape and a viagra induced hard-on.  In just a second I am going to fuck some shit up and ruin some folks lives in this prison bet on it. Wait hold on the guard is distracted wish me luck.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:38:48 AM EST
[#29]
A bunch of scalpel blades and some euthanasia solution
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:39:54 AM EST
[#30]
Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:40:57 AM EST
[#31]
24oz glass of soda, metal pen, paper clip, belt, keys, metal-framed eye glasses and shoe laces.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:41:16 AM EST
[#32]



Quoted:


Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears.



Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5.


I could garrote someone with some cat3.



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:41:58 AM EST
[#33]
Quoted:
Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan.


Okay.  Some folks need a lesson on what an improvised weapon is not.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:43:10 AM EST
[#34]
I've got two knives, a scissors, a screwdriver, and a wide array of Bic writing utensils in front of me on my computer desk, along with a few beverage glasses. I guess those all could be used as weapons in some way. I'd probably just wheel my chair over to the closet and grab something out of the safe if the need arose though.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:45:50 AM EST
[#35]
keys, belt
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:46:15 AM EST
[#36]
The Chopsticks of Death.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:47:37 AM EST
[#37]
Cross pen, Gerber ParaLite, Swiss Army Classic model.

But then again, my Sig is in the desk drawer, why in the hell would I mess with CQ devices?

Oh-wait. I have a biological weapon as well. One of the guys I work with is involved in his church's food pantry, and he often brings in excess food, etc. that no one at the church took. Right now I have a bottle of VitaminWater10 revitalize green tea (c+egcg) and let me tell you:

I know why no one at the church took this shit stuff. I can choke it down if it's ice cold and I chug it, but once it warms up, .

If I tackle a perp and force this down his/her throat, they'd be temporarily incapacitated.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:48:13 AM EST
[#38]
I just fashioned a cubicle shank out of a Bic pen, an expansion slot cover, and some handset cord.



Marketing be all up in my business, and shit is going down TONIGHT, son!
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:49:01 AM EST
[#39]
I have the Mkii Model B Tier 1 attack mongrel:











Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:49:57 AM EST
[#40]
Quoted:
I just fashioned a cubicle shank out of a Bic pen, an expansion slot cover, and some handset cord.

Marketing be all up in my business, and shit is going down TONIGHT, son!


Slash the face, it marks them as child molesters.*

*So says Lockup - the only reason to ever tune into MSNBC
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:50:35 AM EST
[#41]
Quoted:
A fork shiv, a shiv I made out of my food tray, a shiv I made out of some wire, some garrotte wire, some tape and a viagra induced hard-on.  In just a second I am going to fuck some shit up and ruin some folks lives in this prison bet on it. Wait hold on the guard is distracted wish me luck.


Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:50:40 AM EST
[#42]
My mind
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:51:11 AM EST
[#43]



Quoted:


Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears.



Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5.


And those RJ crimps are a bitch on fingers should you need to torture someone....



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:52:13 AM EST
[#44]
Attack spaniel.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:54:25 AM EST
[#45]
Tactical pen & pencil

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Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:55:10 AM EST
[#46]
leather man wave
brass bank
pens  
plate
beverage glass
carabiner
power cords with larges boxes on one end
keys with 4 inch box knot
8 ft bull whip
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:55:32 AM EST
[#47]
Quoted:
What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now

I have a Metal Pen & my Belt.



I'm only wearing boxer briefs but my Glock 23 is sitting on the arm of the couch next to me and that could make a pretty decent weapon in a pinch. TV tray, keys w/ ASP OC spray, large glass tumbler, heavy plaster column/pillar thingy, knife are all within arm's reach, SBR'd AR is in the next room; I could probably manage to hurt somebody with that enough to buy me time to get to my FUBAR at the other end of the house.
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:59:02 AM EST
[#48]
UIm sitting in my shop right now . . . hell , I'm a fracking arsenal of improv
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 11:59:49 AM EST
[#49]
Link Posted: 10/1/2010 12:00:45 PM EST
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan.


Okay.  Some folks need a lesson on what an improvised weapon is not.


You're full of it. Any one of those ought to make a decent weapon in a pinch.
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