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Posted: 10/1/2010 11:22:31 AM EST
What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now
I have a Metal Pen & my Belt. |
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Quoted: What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now I have a Metal Pen & my Belt. The same. |
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I had Five Guys hot dogs wit hEXTRA jalapenos for supper last night. I can improvise a biological WMD at a moment's notice.
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Right now? Nothing. If you can give me thirty seconds, I'll have a shilelagh...
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Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears.
Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5. |
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Random aluminum castings, 4' piece of 2" round Delrin, chair, 1" heavy rubber hose, phone-chuck on a cord
canned air upside down makes a nasty frostbite... knife. |
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Besides the real ones... a whole illustration studio full of sharp pens, pencils, drawing triangles, metal panel samples and xacto blades etc... everything is sharp, all capable of maiming and killing scores.
I can huck a 45deg triangle with deadly accuracy. I can also finger flip a single x-acto blade accurately and make it stick in the wall. I could also pick up my huge mac and bash some poor bastard on the head with it. My hobbies conflict with my professional identity. |
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Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears. Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5. I'll bet a cable snake could make a decent whip. |
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A fork shiv, a shiv I made out of my food tray, a shiv I made out of some wire, some garrotte wire, some tape and a viagra induced hard-on. In just a second I am going to fuck some shit up and ruin some folks lives in this prison bet on it. Wait hold on the guard is distracted wish me luck.
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Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan.
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24oz glass of soda, metal pen, paper clip, belt, keys, metal-framed eye glasses and shoe laces.
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Quoted: Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears. Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5. I could garrote someone with some cat3. |
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Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan. Okay. Some folks need a lesson on what an improvised weapon is not. |
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I've got two knives, a scissors, a screwdriver, and a wide array of Bic writing utensils in front of me on my computer desk, along with a few beverage glasses. I guess those all could be used as weapons in some way. I'd probably just wheel my chair over to the closet and grab something out of the safe if the need arose though.
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Cross pen, Gerber ParaLite, Swiss Army Classic model.
But then again, my Sig is in the desk drawer, why in the hell would I mess with CQ devices? Oh-wait. I have a biological weapon as well. One of the guys I work with is involved in his church's food pantry, and he often brings in excess food, etc. that no one at the church took. Right now I have a bottle of VitaminWater10 revitalize green tea (c+egcg) and let me tell you: I know why no one at the church took this shit stuff. I can choke it down if it's ice cold and I chug it, but once it warms up, . If I tackle a perp and force this down his/her throat, they'd be temporarily incapacitated. |
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I just fashioned a cubicle shank out of a Bic pen, an expansion slot cover, and some handset cord.
Marketing be all up in my business, and shit is going down TONIGHT, son! |
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I just fashioned a cubicle shank out of a Bic pen, an expansion slot cover, and some handset cord. Marketing be all up in my business, and shit is going down TONIGHT, son! Slash the face, it marks them as child molesters.* *So says Lockup - the only reason to ever tune into MSNBC |
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A fork shiv, a shiv I made out of my food tray, a shiv I made out of some wire, some garrotte wire, some tape and a viagra induced hard-on. In just a second I am going to fuck some shit up and ruin some folks lives in this prison bet on it. Wait hold on the guard is distracted wish me luck. |
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Quoted: Some heavy ass routers, with those sharp rack mount ears. Also, I can fashion a noose out of cat5. And those RJ crimps are a bitch on fingers should you need to torture someone.... |
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brass bank pens plate beverage glass carabiner power cords with larges boxes on one end keys with 4 inch box knot 8 ft bull whip |
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What Improvised weapons do you have on you right now I have a Metal Pen & my Belt. I'm only wearing boxer briefs but my Glock 23 is sitting on the arm of the couch next to me and that could make a pretty decent weapon in a pinch. TV tray, keys w/ ASP OC spray, large glass tumbler, heavy plaster column/pillar thingy, knife are all within arm's reach, SBR'd AR is in the next room; I could probably manage to hurt somebody with that enough to buy me time to get to my FUBAR at the other end of the house. |
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UIm sitting in my shop right now . . . hell , I'm a fracking arsenal of improv
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I am sitting at my desk. So, within arms reach (without moving), I can get:
1911A1 (w. three mags) - so, no real need for improvised weapons. But, if I didn't have that, I could use - my cat, whom I could throw at someone. - an iaido japanese sword (full-sized katana) - a variety of pens, staplers, etc. - a pair of large scissors that could really ruin someone's day - a box of .577-450 rounds that could be thrown, and would really hurt if it hit you in the head - the belt around my waist - if whipped around, it would really smart to be hit with the buckle - a screwdriver that could be quite stabby - an large old (possibly stone age) flint tool that fits comfortably in the hand - a large syringe with needle - transformer (or whatever that's called) on a powercord - that I guess could be swung around. I could go on. Crap - I need to clean my office a bit. It's a fucking mess. |
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Tactical Folder, Tactical Light, P220, spare mag, keys on a Kubotan. Okay. Some folks need a lesson on what an improvised weapon is not. You're full of it. Any one of those ought to make a decent weapon in a pinch. |
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