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Posted: 5/19/2005 8:21:41 AM EDT
What do you think would happen?
I rather enjoyed Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:22:26 AM EDT
Would have been better. Cant see how it could have been worse.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:23:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 8:24:02 AM EDT by Stormtrooper]
Ezikiel 25:17 Mutha Fucka. See My Wallet? Its the one that says bad mother fucker on it.

Do you see a sign in my yard that says dead jedi storage on it? well do you?

Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:23:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 8:24:40 AM EDT by A-nus]

Originally Posted By metroplex:
What do you think would happen?
I rather enjoyed Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2.



Honestly I think they would be much better characters, but for some reason I don't think he could flesh out the environments as well as Lucas.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:32:19 AM EDT
Lucas directing the action and Tarantino directing the actors would've been the wat to go.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:43:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stormtrooper:
Ezikiel 25:17 Mutha Fucka. See My Wallet? Its the one that says bad mother fucker on it.

Do you see a sign in my yard that says dead jedi storage on it? well do you?





"Say Hut again mutherfuka, I DARE you..."
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:45:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:

Originally Posted By Stormtrooper:
Ezikiel 25:17 Mutha Fucka. See My Walletlightsaber? Its the one that says bad mother fucker on it.

Do you see a sign in my yard that says dead jedi storage on it? well do you?


.....fixed it for you!


"Say Hut again mutherfuka, I DARE you..."

Link Posted: 5/19/2005 9:06:22 AM EDT
What role would "The Gimp" have?


Do they speak english in Hut?
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 9:14:37 AM EDT
Hell, Irvin Kersher should have directed all of them after the great job he did in Empire.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 9:34:12 AM EDT
That's easy:


SG
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 9:36:38 AM EDT
Someone would have gutted Jar Jar slowly and graphically. It would have caused me to watch Episode II.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 9:57:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 9:59:05 AM EDT by desertmoon]
What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak Bachii in What???


The light saber! When you absolutely, positively gots to chop up every muthafucka in the room!
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 10:51:24 AM EDT
ROFLMAO
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 10:57:07 AM EDT
I can't stand Tarantino... So I'm glad he didn't make Ep. I - III!

I think that Lucas should have stepped aside and let others adapt his stories to the screen... Especially Eps. I and II.

Episode III stands on its own IMHO. It's a very good movie. If Lucas had done Eps. I and II the way he did III, there would be no people whining about him messing up our childhood memories.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 6:05:15 PM EDT
(Samual Jackson voice)
"What does Jabba the Hut look like?"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"Bocce, motherf***er! Do you speak it?"
"That's right, the Force came down and stopped these motherf***in' lasers!"


(Alec Guiness voice)
"You don't need to rob this coffee shop."



(Eric Stoltz voice)
"You've got to stick the light saber into the tauntaun with a stabbing motion."
(John Travolta voice)
"Then what?"
(Eric Stoltz)
"I'm kinda curious about that myself!"



That's all I can think up for now, but this is such a rich gold mine of parody I'm sure I'll be back-

Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:09:39 PM EDT
How about a remake of Episode 4

Han Solo
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.

Luke
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--


Han Solo
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.


Obi Wan
(looking through his
datalog)
Yoda...who the fuck is Yoda?
Yoda...Yoda...think...think...
think...


Han Solo
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.


Chewbaca
Arrrgh (SUBTITLE: Which one is "True Blue?)


C3-PO
You don't remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I don't even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
I've at least heard of "True
Blue."


Chewbacca
ARRRGH! ARGH! GURGGLE!
(SUBTITLE: "Look, asshole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world's biggest
Madonna fan.)


GREDO
I hate Madonna.

(Han Solo blasts Gredo under the table)

Luke
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Don't
Preach" phase, I don't know, I
tuned out.


Han Solo
Hey, fuck all that, I'm
making a point here. You're gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.


Obi Wan
Oh fuck, Yoda's that little green
dwarf.


Luke
What's that?


Obi Wan
I found this old datalog in a
robe I ain't worn in a bantha's
age. Yoda what? What the fuck
was his last name?


Han Solo
Where was I?


C3-PO
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.


Han Solo
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
twilek who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.


Chewbaca
Arr? arr?
(SUBTITLE: How many dicks was that?)


R2D2
Wooo...
(SUBTITLE: A lot.)


Han Solo
Then one day she meets a Mace Windu
motherfucker, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
fucker's like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.


Obi Wan
Chew? Yoda Chew? No.


Han Solo
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."



Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:25:37 PM EDT
Fuck Madona.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:28:00 PM EDT
they wouldn't have sucked ass
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 8:32:46 PM EDT
Yoda: Call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris you know?

Mace Windu : They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Yoda: Have the metric system they have. A Quarter Pounder they would not know what the fuck is.

Mace Windu : Then what do they call it?

Yoda: A Royale with cheese they call it.

Mace Windu : A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Yoda: Call it le Big-Mac, still is a Bic Mac it is.

Mace Windu : Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

Yoda: Into the Burger King I did not go.
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