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Posted: 10/12/2005 2:29:34 AM EDT
I have learned many lessons, but here are the highlights.

1. Racism is bad.

2. GWB, is the greatest prez ever, even though he started the Hurricane, cuz he hates blacks.

3. The ar15 is the preferred home defense weapon against prarie dogs, deer, and the occasional home intruder.

4. Police do to much.

5. Police do to little.

6. Hand guns starting with a caliber less than .40 should never be mentioned here.

7. DU is -------------> that way.

8. Black rifles will the fall of hunting as we know it in North America.

9. Zombies are real.

10. Bump firing works.

11. Airsoft is for dummies.

12. Check points are wrong.

13. Driving may or not be a right.

14. Wolf ammo is crap.

15. XM193 is the only way to be sure.

16. Spell check is good, mmmkay.

Please be patient as my learning continues.

P.S. Is there a thread that explains most if not all of the abreviations used here.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 2:31:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxim_Mag:
P.S. Is there a thread that explains most if not all of the abreviations used here.



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=242923

Mike
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 2:35:21 AM EDT
Here's one you missed.

Airsoft isn't for adults but doll skits are okay.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 2:38:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By joker581:
Here's one you missed.

Airsoft isn't for adults but doll skits are okay.



and bump-firing is a "rite of passage"
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 2:54:05 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:33:40 AM EDT
Oh man you left out a bunch of stuff!

1. The French are sucky, pussy, surrender Monkeys (who dont' bathe).

2. Evolution is a "theory" so the world was created in seven "days" but those days are half billion years long.

3. Gov't helping poor old people = Bad, Gov't helping poor old corporations = good.

4. Democrats = socialists = Communism.

5. Godhatesfags.com

6. Islam is a religion of peace.

7. Anyone who agrees with you is a "strict reconstructionist" anyone who diagrees with you is a DU troll.

8. Umm something about boiling Frogs in water????!!!!

No wonder after 2 and a half years on this board im considering seeing a psychiatrist.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 4:01:14 AM EDT
You are way off.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 4:06:27 AM EDT
People can start threads that could be fun for all but all it takes is one bitter asshat to come along and piss in the Post Toasties.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:27:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
People can start threads that could be fun for all but all it takes is one bitter asshat to come along and piss in the Post Toasties.



Are you saying I pissed in the Toasties?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:32:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
People can start threads that could be fun for all but all it takes is one bitter asshat to come along and piss in the Post Toasties.




Well said.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:33:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
People can start threads that could be fun for all but all it takes is one bitter asshat to come along and piss in the Post Toasties.



<homer>mmmmm toasties<homer>
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:35:58 AM EDT
Right/Wrong
Correct/Incorrect

It just doesn't matter
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:37:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By redfisher:

Originally Posted By joker581:
Here's one you missed.

Airsoft isn't for adults but doll skits are okay.



and bump-firing is a "rite of passage"





underwater
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 5:50:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxim_Mag:
I have learned many lessons, but here are the highlights.

7. DU is -------------> that way.




I thought it was
<--------------------- that way.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:00:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By Maxim_Mag:
I have learned many lessons, but here are the highlights.

7. DU is -------------> that way.




I thought it was
<--------------------- that way.



Yup, definitely....

<------------------------------------------------------------------------------way that a' way
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:02:10 AM EDT
I've learned that the proper response to any type of conflict is to "draw down".
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:05:29 AM EDT
There's a Spelling Nazi lurking in every thread, right next to the Dupe Police.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:45:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/12/2005 6:47:08 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
I've learned that anyone who gets better than 30 miles per gallon is a Commie treehugger.

*Does not apply to motorcycles.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:59:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SPTiger:
I've learned that the proper response to any type of conflict is to "draw down".



AND the proper response to any type of conflict with a woman is to stick it in her pooper ....
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:02:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/12/2005 7:04:06 AM EDT by eye_spy]
DT
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:03:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By eye_spy:

Originally Posted By SPTiger:
I've learned that the proper response to any type of conflict is to "draw down".



AND the proper response to any type of conflict with a woman is to stick it in her pooper ....



Very good lesson to have.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:05:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/12/2005 7:06:18 AM EDT by uns69]
Ive learned that I am not the "gun buff" that I thought I was, compared to most people here
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:05:29 AM EDT
That no matter how much you may have spell checked your "What I've Learned" post, some people still use "to" when they meant "Too"


4. Police do to much.

5. Police do to little.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:05:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxim_Mag:
4. Police do too much.

5. Police do too little.


17. The grammar nazis will help [me].
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:07:38 AM EDT
Things I've learned:

1. Airsoft is for wankers.
2. There are two types of people I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French.
3. Wolf is crap ammo, unless you need affordable ammo that always functions well.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:12:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Things I've learned:

1. Airsoft is for wankers.
2. There are two types of people I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French.
3. Wolf is crap ammo, unless you need affordable ammo that always functions well.





Uhh, nm....
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:14:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Things I've learned:

1. Airsoft is for wankers.
2. There are two types of people I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French.
3. Wolf is crap ammo, unless you need affordable ammo that always functions well.





Uhh, nm....



Sarcasm is an underappreciated art, apparently.
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