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Posted: 4/21/2007 6:16:11 PM EDT
I am pretty sure I know; this is a test not an effort to find out.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:16:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Godzilla transcends the concept of gender.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:17:31 PM EDT
[#2]
GODzilla, not GODESSzilla.....let me guess....oh hellIdunno.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:18:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Female.

It was that time of the month..
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:18:05 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I am pretty sure I know; this is a test not an effort to find out.


Godzilla is a....yes.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:18:07 PM EDT
[#5]
I have never seen godzilla, but judging from the name I would say male.
Wouldn't it be Goddesszilla if it was female?


ETA-HillBillySasquatch beat me to it
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:19:27 PM EDT
[#6]
If the more recent movie was any indication, Godzilla is female.

Since, you know...only females lay eggs
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:20:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Nothing other than a female could be that pissed off all the time and cause that much devestation.  Besides, it shit out a kid.  
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:21:10 PM EDT
[#8]
first godziwa movie i remember seeing, i think in the 60's, godziwa im pretty sure was stomping her way (i say HER) into tokyo to rescue a yungin (lil godziwa)..

so im gonna say its a she.....

now what about mothra?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:21:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Male.

There's no mrs. Godzilla, and with those short arms, he ain't jerking off anytime soon.




Why did you think he was so pissed?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:24:18 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

now what about mothra?


I think Mothra was also supposed to be female.

But don't quote me on that.


(Female monsters are always scarier anyway, since they can breed)
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:25:15 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I have never seen godzilla, but judging from the name I would say male.
Wouldn't it be Goddesszilla if it was female?


Actually, the original name was Gojira, as a mix between "gorira" (the Japanese word for gorilla, taken from English) and "kujira" (meaning whale). When it got brought over from Japan, it was romanized to Godzilla instead of, say, Gojilla (the two sounds, /dz/ and /j/, are very close)

According to the 1998 American-made Godzilla movie, Godzilla's female. I don't think the Japanese movies ever identified the gender of the monster.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:27:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Didn't the baby Godzilla refer to regular Godzilla as it's father? That movie was so ridiculous most of it has forced it's way out of my childhood memory banks, but I was sure it said Godzilla was male.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:27:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Both. That's why "it" is so mean...can't figure out which way to go so it destroys everything in it's path.

Honestly, the last movie revealed Godzilla to be female.


Quoted:
Godzilla transcends the concept of gender.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:27:37 PM EDT
[#14]
female.

The male was "Godzilom"
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:29:01 PM EDT
[#15]
Its big, horny, and can shoot fire from its mouth. Its a woman.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:29:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Blue Oyster Cult seems to think it's a male:

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!



ETA: I voted female.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:30:52 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Blue Oyster Cult seems to think it's a male:

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!


I am having a beer listening to it right now.  

Great tune...but I think they're wrong about that part.

Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:35:53 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Its big, horny, and can shoot fire from its mouth. Its a woman.


Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:35:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Wikipedia turns up nothing on "Godzilom."
Its consistently refers to Godzilla as a he, as well as in the article on the Son of Godzilla.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:36:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Yup HE laid eggs.
Must of been a-sexual reproduction because no one could get near her to fertilize
But everyone refers to the lizzard in the male.

Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:37:31 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Nothing other than a female could be that pissed off all the time and cause that much devestation.  Besides, it shit out a kid.  


I need to introduce you to my hubby
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:39:46 PM EDT
[#22]
Gojira is female.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:39:54 PM EDT
[#23]
The same one as Rosie Odonell
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:41:12 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Yup HE laid eggs.
Must of been a-sexual reproduction because no one could get near her to fertilize
But everyone refers to the lizzard in the male.



I think the 1997-ish movie said Godzilla reproduced asexually.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:41:52 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Wikipedia turns up nothing on "Godzilom."
Its consistently refers to Godzilla as a he, as well as in the article on the Son of Godzilla.


I apologize - I thought that it was an obvious joke.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:43:02 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
The same one as Rosie Odonell


Sure, just add to the confusion!

Link Posted: 4/21/2007 6:47:31 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wikipedia turns up nothing on "Godzilom."
Its consistently refers to Godzilla as a he, as well as in the article on the Son of Godzilla.


I apologize - I thought that it was an obvious joke.


Well...it was to me.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:45:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Does not matter...Chuck Norris could still kick it's ass either way!
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:52:51 PM EDT
[#29]
The original Godzilla was male .

Doesn't anyone here remember the Son of Godzilla ?


As for the new one ,like much of America I think it's
to confused to make up it's own mind.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:54:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Metrosexual
misosexual
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:56:47 PM EDT
[#31]
Male, the American movie doesn't even count as a real godzilla movie.  


I seem to remember some scene where baby godzilla called him papa or dada, or something when it was snowing at the end of an old godzilla movie.   Hows that for cold, hard, facts.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:57:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Wikipedia makes it a "he"
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 7:59:01 PM EDT
[#33]
hermaphrodite
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:26:25 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Male, the American movie doesn't even count as a real godzilla movie.  


I seem to remember some scene where baby godzilla called him papa or dada, or something when it was snowing at the end of an old godzilla movie.   Hows that for cold, hard, facts.


In Japanese or in the fucktard translation where 30 seconds of dialog gets converted into "Look!  It's Godzilla!"?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:32:05 PM EDT
[#35]
I seen it coming out of the ladies restroom once.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:44:31 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wikipedia turns up nothing on "Godzilom."
Its consistently refers to Godzilla as a he, as well as in the article on the Son of Godzilla.


I apologize - I thought that it was an obvious joke.


it was - at least to some of us.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:46:51 PM EDT
[#37]
You know that thing that drags behind him?  That ain't a tail.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:47:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Did I miss something? (I don't see then pun, if there was one)
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:52:53 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
You know that thing that drags behind him?  That ain't a tail.


Godzilla hits enemies with "that thing" in many of the movies.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 8:53:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Godzilla is MALE, otherwise, it would be BROADZILLA, which is MY WIFE! Typed while she watched.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:09:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Both or neither, but not hermaphrodite.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:12:59 PM EDT
[#42]
chix with dix.....tranny?   she male?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:13:41 PM EDT
[#43]
transgender
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:13:54 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I have never seen godzilla, but judging from the name I would say male.
Wouldn't it be Goddesszilla if it was female?


ETA-HillBillySasquatch beat me to it


So a god is always male?  
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:27:20 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
According to the 1998 American-made Godzilla movie, Godzilla's female. I don't think the Japanese movies ever identified the gender of the monster.


Actually, they said it was asexual and was born pregnant.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:41:46 PM EDT
[#46]
Post-Op Butch Lizard in a 'Roid Rage, forgot the Estrogen replacement....
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 9:51:02 PM EDT
[#47]
Male, that's why his name isn't Goddesszilla.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:30:01 PM EDT
[#48]
SheHe
Link Posted: 7/13/2007 8:01:37 PM EDT
[#49]
Godzilla is a she.
Link Posted: 7/13/2007 8:17:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Godzilla is a Transexual
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