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Posted: 4/28/2005 12:21:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2005 6:04:23 AM EDT by sgthoskins]
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:22:46 PM EDT
now they're making knock-off red Xs too?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:24:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 12:24:30 PM EDT by Mauser101]
Damn these people and their hobbies that I disapprove of! They should be banned/deported/shot in a soccer stadium!
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:24:26 PM EDT
"I'm Darth Vader! No, I'm Darth Vader! No, I'm..."

"Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?"
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:25:43 PM EDT
I counted 15 Vaders (and one guy from the movie Hellraiser)
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:26:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 12:26:51 PM EDT by Mauser101]
Check out the Tuskan Raiders (Sandpeople) in the back center! You know they're the guys with the good drugs.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:27:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 12:27:55 PM EDT by sgthoskins]

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
now they're making knock-off red Xs too?



With material like that you need to go on circut.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:31:07 PM EDT
Hey cool!

(Oops, did I say that out loud?)
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:31:08 PM EDT
FIXED.

Where is Waldo?



Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:44:24 PM EDT
Who is the blue guy behind the emperor?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:45:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sigman:
Who is the blue guy behind the emperor?



Sshhhhh..... don't tell anyone I told you this ok?

It's Eric the Hun, but don't tell ANYONE I said that.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:47:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By sigman:
Who is the blue guy behind the emperor?



Sshhhhh..... don't tell anyone I told you this ok?

It's Eric the Hun, but don't tell ANYONE I said that.


But who is he supposed to be? A gay empiral guard?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:47:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:47:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sigman:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By sigman:
Who is the blue guy behind the emperor?



Sshhhhh..... don't tell anyone I told you this ok?

It's Eric the Hun, but don't tell ANYONE I said that.


But who is he supposed to be? A gay empiral guard?



He is one of those guys that hangs out in The Emperors throne room I think.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 12:54:21 PM EDT

Dude, where is Elvis trooper?!?!

Raiders are cool but they are sloppy drinkers.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:03:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sigman:
Who is the blue guy behind the emperor?



I think you see those guys on security details for Palpatine in the prequels. Or atelast you see guys that look very similar to that anyway.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:04:15 PM EDT
You know, I'm not ashamed to admit that I once wanted to join the ranks of people like them.

And then I turned eleven.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:06:24 PM EDT
I know one thing......your daughters would be safe around these guys
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:07:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 1:09:01 PM EDT by mfingar]
I think Episode III has 17 Vaders.

It would be cool to see all those stormtroopers run through the local mall (knocking product off the shelves & screaming obsenities)
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:08:35 PM EDT
I heard those guys are a bunch of assholes.

That Emperor costume is pretty good though.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:09:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:
I know one thing......your daughters would be safe around these guys




Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:10:31 PM EDT
Looks like a Jerry Springer episode gone amock.

Vader 1 "I'm your daddy."
Vader 2 "No, I'm your daddy."
Vader 3 "Like hell you are, I"m his daddy"
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:11:35 PM EDT

What Airsofters do on the weekend.


I dunno, play Airsoft?

And why do you give a damn?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:12:29 PM EDT
WHAT?! No Ewoks? pfft
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:13:44 PM EDT
What are the red sperm cell lookin people...?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:15:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
Check out the Tuskan Raiders (Sandpeople) in the back center! You know they're the guys with the good drugs.



Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:17:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 1:19:11 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
Ya know, I imagine the guys who are stormtroopers must be resonable normal.
They can't exactly fit the sterotype of the chubby middle aged guys, who smell of cheese, in jedi robes.
There seems to be a natural weight restriction, in order to fit in that armor.
Plus they have helmets on, which shows good sense.
That way no one can make fun of them for it at work!
But yea, it would be kinda cool to see about 70 guys dressed up as stormtroopers just go into a mall and start kicking ass.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:18:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Noname:
What are the red sperm cell lookin people...?



Imperial Honor Guard.
they are the one's who are Palpatine's personal escort.
I was a star wars nerd in 6th grade.
I've been clean for 8 years.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:20:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Silesius:
I heard those guys are a bunch of assholes.

That Emperor costume is pretty good though.



When you're as badass as that crew is, you don't have o be polite.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:24:52 PM EDT
overheard at the 501st legion Star Wars Celebration III:

"Ok guys, Hurry up so we can break out the 16 sided dice"

"Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"You guys tried boffing yet???"

"I just drank like 5 Mountain Dews, I think I'm drunk"

"No mom, I don't wanna go yet!!"

"Jar Jar??"



Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:25:27 PM EDT
These sperm cells look a little weak ... did they forget to walk throught the car wash before the meeting?

Link Posted: 4/28/2005 1:31:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By skid2964:
These sperm cells look a little weak ... did they forget to walk throught the car wash before the meeting?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/skid2964/Forum_Stuff/4388-501st_002_mod.jpg



We can't all pull city garrison duty.

The Stormtroopers on Tatooine (the planet Luke grew up on) were all dirty and grubby looking. I suppose kindof like how nobody tells the guys walking down the streets of Baghdad they forgot to starch their trousers.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 2:18:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:

Originally Posted By skid2964:
These sperm cells look a little weak ... did they forget to walk throught the car wash before the meeting?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/skid2964/Forum_Stuff/4388-501st_002_mod.jpg



We can't all pull city garrison duty.

The Stormtroopers on Tatooine (the planet Luke grew up on) were all dirty and grubby looking. I suppose kindof like how nobody tells the guys walking down the streets of Baghdad they forgot to starch their trousers.



OH! they are Tatooine .... silly me ....
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 2:21:45 PM EDT
The force is strong with that one......I mean...UH, That one......wait, NO That one, ummmm

Will the REAL Darth Vader please stand up
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 2:25:28 PM EDT


sorry, but you should be at least 6'1" + to be Vader!


Star Wars? More like SpaceBalls!


Link Posted: 4/28/2005 2:58:13 PM EDT
Shit i'de get in a trooper uniform just so I could go "BANG, BANG, POW!" and chase around Rebels.

Then again i'de probally get thrown out.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:05:02 PM EDT
Meh... whatever floats their boat I guess.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:17:17 PM EDT
Hey! You in the helmet! Smile for the camera!
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:19:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:
I think Episode III has 17 Vaders.

It would be cool to see all those stormtroopers run through the local mall (knocking product off the shelves & screaming obsenities)



LOL!!!!
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:21:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Ya know, I imagine the guys who are stormtroopers must be resonable normal.
They can't exactly fit the sterotype of the chubby middle aged guys, who smell of cheese, in jedi robes.
There seems to be a natural weight restriction, in order to fit in that armor.Plus they have helmets on, which shows good sense.
That way no one can make fun of them for it at work!
But yea, it would be kinda cool to see about 70 guys dressed up as stormtroopers just go into a mall and start kicking ass.



Some of those guys really push the weight limits of the Empire.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:22:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
"I'm Darth Vader! No, I'm Darth Vader! No, I'm..."




You'd THINK they'd have a "one-Vadar" rule....




Well there sure as shit don't have a sanity clause, why stop at one vader.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:25:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:
I think Episode III has 17 Vaders.

It would be cool to see all those stormtroopers run through the local mall (knocking product off the shelves & screaming obsenities)





that would be SO funny

thanks,
Ron
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:25:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Silesius:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Ya know, I imagine the guys who are stormtroopers must be resonable normal.
They can't exactly fit the sterotype of the chubby middle aged guys, who smell of cheese, in jedi robes.
There seems to be a natural weight restriction, in order to fit in that armor.Plus they have helmets on, which shows good sense.
That way no one can make fun of them for it at work!
But yea, it would be kinda cool to see about 70 guys dressed up as stormtroopers just go into a mall and start kicking ass.



Some of those guys really push the weight limits of the Empire.




The secret is blow-out ass and fatback panels. I'd guess many of them have flab pushing out the rear.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:33:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2005 3:35:12 PM EDT by hepcat85]
Wow....

HERE'S the home page.....



Highlights include:


C3 Parade - Thursday at 11am
Stormtrooper Olympics - Thursday at 3pm
Building Star Wars Props at Home - Thursday at 5pm
C3 Opening Ceremonies - Thursday at 8:30pm
Bounty Hunter Costuming - Friday at 12pm
Meet the 501st - Friday at 1:30pm
Imperial Officer Costuming - Friday at 3pm
C3 Droid Hunt - Friday all day (badge distribution)
C3 Droid Hunt - Saturday 9am-4pm (game play)
Darth Vader Costuming - Saturday at 12pm
501st Group Photo - Sunday at 8am

Stormtrooper Costuming - Sunday at 12pm


They missed a few...

Bully Avoidance & Self Defense - Thursday at 9AM
Stormtrooper Aerobics - Friday at 10AM (Armor optional)
Battlestar Galactica viewing - Friday at 10PM (bring your own snacks!)
Dancing Vader's performance of "Cats" - Monday at 8PM
Sand People Mixer - Saturday at 7:30 (BYOB)
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:49:07 PM EDT
God, It looks like a WW2 reenactment. Scores of lardass 509'th PIR reenactors playing cowboys and indians with five SS reenactors, one each from a different SS division. Not to mention the two guys doing FJ, and the guy doing late-war Kriegsmarine naval infantry.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the one guy that's running around dressed like a Luftwaffe fighter pilot. Hey bubi, where did you park the ME-109?

Oy f'n vey,

G
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 3:52:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 4:04:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
FIXED.

Where is Waldo?



www.galactichunter.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/4388-501st_002.jpg





Uber GAY!!!!!!! For god sakes take away their airsoft and give them real guns. Someone is pissing in the gene pool!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 4:08:56 PM EDT
I am amazed their are wemon their. I guess the few that are their get the pick of the shallow end of the gene pool.
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 4:16:16 PM EDT
What's this guy looking at?

Link Posted: 4/28/2005 4:18:22 PM EDT
What's with the StormPooper towards the left side of the pic with the little French flag? Is he surrendering to the cameraman?
Link Posted: 4/28/2005 4:21:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
What's this guy looking at?

members.cox.net/wombatpics2/lookhere.jpg



a girl?
"rachel_f, will you be my girlfriend?"
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