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Posted: 3/14/2011 9:35:48 AM EDT
yes i know there are multiple thread on this, but this isnt one for Battle:LA

Sitting there during the previews and and this starts to play. WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT???????????

Hollywierd needs to be nuked because they just cannot come up with any original ideas anymore.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:37:05 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:38:21 AM EDT
[#2]
i think it looks good
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:38:36 AM EDT
[#3]
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I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.

Titantic 2: The Re-Sinkening
This time, itget s personal!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:38:49 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.


"The return of jack. He's back and he is pissed!"



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:39:16 AM EDT
[#5]
Wow....that looks pretty darn horrible.  I agree.....nothing new and creative has came out for a long time with a few exceptions.  They just gamble on selling movie tickets based on well known actors, and special affect....no really substance.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:40:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Discussed quite a few times over the past months.

Thirty years since the original. We'll see how good it is.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:40:20 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.


You and me both!

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Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:42:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:42:06 AM EDT
[#9]
They are already making an Independence day 2 and 3...
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:42:31 AM EDT
[#10]
I would like to counter that movie with one I saw last night:



The Fighter




One of the best movies I've seen in years.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:45:07 AM EDT
[#11]
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Thirty years since the original. We'll see how good it is.



it won't be any good. you can tell from the trailer. Most trailers contain the best clips from a movie. This trailer had what? some smoke with speshul effects, and one line of dialog from the guy who plays Conan. I can only hope that movie fails worse than all other movie flops put together.  The dumb shits that put this one together deserve to be cruxified to the tree of woe.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:46:57 AM EDT
[#12]
the original conan cannot be beaten.... its officially a classic.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:48:42 AM EDT
[#13]
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Could it really be worse than The Fast and the Furious PART FIVE ??  
... which is what I saw a preview for when I watched Battle: Los Angeles yesterday.

Fast and Furious (4) was actually a pretty good mindless action flick. It was just as good as the first one.

I think Fast Five (with paul walker, vin diesl, and Dwayne "the rock" johnson) could be just as fun.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:48:56 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.


Titanic II
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:49:14 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


yes i know there are multiple thread on this, but this isnt one for Battle:LA



Sitting there during the previews and and this starts to play. WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT???????????



Hollywierd needs to be nuked because they just cannot come up with any original ideas anymore.


Lawlz....  You know that Conan was not "an original idea" from Hollywood, right?  Conan dates back to the 1930's from author Rpbert E Howard...



Here is Howards original description of Conan



"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in
hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and
gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his
sandalled feet." -Robert E Howard, the Pheonix on the Sword 1932







 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:51:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.

"The return of jack. He's back and he is pissed!"
 


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:52:55 AM EDT
[#17]
whole lot better than that calvin klein ad with the ripped dudes in tighty whities asking if we wanna see their dicks... that was unfuckingbelievable, I wanted to leave the theatre before the movie even came on.  I dont even wanna leave my house anymore, sociey has become complete bullshit... and now theyre remaking arnold movies... fuck that noise
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:54:30 AM EDT
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whole lot better than that calvin klein ad with the ripped dudes in tighty whities asking if we wanna see their dicks... that was unfuckingbelievable, I wanted to leave the theatre before the movie even came on.  I dont even wanna leave my house anymore, sociey has become complete bullshit... and now theyre remaking arnold movies... fuck that noise

Did you go see the movie with PeeWee Herman?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:59:15 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.


Uhhhhhhh..........



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:00:08 AM EDT
[#20]
Please put "Conan" in the thread title so that people find this when searching.




 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:04:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Old is new again.......Conan......Red Dawn.....True Grit
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:04:32 AM EDT
[#22]
sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:05:12 AM EDT
[#23]
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


you know he's ghey right?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:06:11 AM EDT
[#24]
Has Rose Macgowan in it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:07:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


you know he's ghey right?


The hot ones always are
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:07:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Also: Stop whining about Hollywood being out of ideas. It shows you don't know much about cinema.

They've remade movies since the beginning of film.

And I think the storytelling is quite good for the most part these days!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:11:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


He's cut, but c'mon... Arnie WAS Conan the Barbarian.

Who they got playing Thulsa Doom...  



Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:11:45 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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I'm just waiting for "Titanic 2" to be released.


Titanic II


Budget
$6,000 (estimated)



Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:12:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Since the original Conan was an abomination to anyone that read Robert E Howard this is a good thing.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:12:54 AM EDT
[#30]
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Since the original Conan was an abomination to anyone that read Robert E Howard this is a good thing.


I thought the original movies were silly. Entertaining, but silly. I also look forward this this.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:14:59 AM EDT
[#31]



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Quoted:

sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.

http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg




He's cut, but c'mon... Arnie WAS Conan the Barbarian.



Who they got playing Thulsa Doom...  



http://manchester.diarystar.co.uk/images/chris-rock2.jpg





I was just happy Conan isn't being played by Will Smith.





 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:16:05 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


the original conan cannot be beaten.... its officially a classic.


The movie was a complete bastardization of the source material. Conan is a much cooler character as written by Howard than as played by Arnold.



It was a fun movie, but not a good adaptation of the classic books.



All the books are free for e-readers, btw.
 
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:16:43 AM EDT
[#33]
His sword looks like a piece of shit compared to the original one.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:17:53 AM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:17:56 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


He's cut, but c'mon... Arnie WAS Conan the Barbarian.

Who they got playing Thulsa Doom...  

http://manchester.diarystar.co.uk/images/chris-rock2.jpg


I was just happy Conan isn't being played by Will Smith.

 



No doubt. "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:18:08 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


LOL he's got moobs!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:18:52 AM EDT
[#37]
Don't wanna hear any tells of this "high adventure."   When did Conan become a pretty boy?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:20:38 AM EDT
[#38]
So.. is William Smith going to be in it?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:21:26 AM EDT
[#39]
I'd rather just read the stories written by Howard.  Ona side note the man could actually write a battle scene unlike others- such as tolkien
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:22:15 AM EDT
[#40]
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


LOL he's got moobs!


No,  they are perfectly formed delicious pectorals....
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:22:33 AM EDT
[#41]
Please leave" Killer Klowns from Outer Space" alone.   Kinda like Conan , bad enough not to need a remake.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:22:40 AM EDT
[#42]

I guess he is passable for the 'panther like' lean aspect of REH's Conan, but I still don't think he is quite as sinewy and strong as the Conan from the book.



A little too pretty for Conan, too.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:23:17 AM EDT
[#43]
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


LOL he's got moobs!


No,  they are perfectly formed delicious pectorals....




they look way to pointy to me..
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:26:23 AM EDT
[#44]
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


LOL he's got moobs!


No,  they are perfectly formed delicious pectorals....




they look way to pointy to me..


Does he have weird thumbs and knobby knees too?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:26:57 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:28:06 AM EDT
[#46]
Too much smoke effect in the trailer... but I might watch it, just because it has someone from Stargate Atlantis on it.  Granted Ronon Dex wasn't my favorite character from SGA (Rodney McKay, yay for geeks) but he wasn't bad either.


Although now ... now I'm imagining McKay as Conan.  It's quite an interesting image.  Something along the lines of this actually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKgk3deqEbo
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:30:42 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:

Quoted:
the original conan cannot be beaten.... its officially a classic.

The movie was a complete bastardization of the source material. Conan is a much cooler character as written by Howard than as played by Arnold.

It was a fun movie, but not a good adaptation of the classic books.

All the books are free for e-readers, btw.


 


Got a link by any chance?

This is actually not a remake.  It's supposed to stay true to the source material.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:35:30 AM EDT
[#48]
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sweet mercy I don't care if it's a terrible movie... I am so watching it.
http://media.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Conan-2011-3-550x366.jpg


LOL he's got moobs!


No,  they are perfectly formed delicious pectorals....




they look way to pointy to me..


Does he have weird thumbs and knobby knees too?


yes thats where I was going..
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:35:47 AM EDT
[#49]
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Too much smoke effect in the trailer... but I might watch it, just because it has someone from Stargate Atlantis on it.  Granted Ronon Dex wasn't my favorite character from SGA (Rodney McKay, yay for geeks) but he wasn't bad either.


Although now ... now I'm imagining McKay as Conan.  It's quite an interesting image.  Something along the lines of this actually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKgk3deqEbo


Jason Momoa is probably one of the better choices to take up the role of Conan.  From some of the episodes of SGA playing Ronon, you can see he does the "tough barbarian" thing pretty well.  The Physique might not be up to snuff, but i think he will be a fine actor in the part.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:36:23 AM EDT
[#50]
wow, does that ever look like shit....
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