ME: 9-1-1 what are you reporting?
lady: There are a bunch of guys in my pk lot that wont leave...
Me: what is your address?
lady: chevron in Granite Falls
Me: maam can you give me the physical address?
lady: Hey there are a bunch of guys here talking about shooting!, Now are you going to send anyone?
Me: Maam, dont worry about them they are just meeting to goto the pit...
lady: huh?...
Me: maam, do you see anyone wearing a black t-short with a yellow AR-15 rifle on the back?
lady: What is a AR-15 rifle?....Is it the one that those evil people use...like the SNIPER rifle?
Me: No maam, it is not evil, people that shoot other people are evil...Please dont blame the rifle
Lady: How did you know what they were wearing, I did not tell you!
Me: I know who they are maam, they are not EVIL people.
Lady: Good because the bald/chubby guy is cute!, Do you think He will go to the High School Prom with me?
Me: Not till you get your teeth fixxed maam!
Lady: Ok well if you know him maybe you can ask him?
Me: OK maam I will tell him tonight!
Lady: they are gone now..
Me: so that means that there is no prob. and I dont have to send anyone?
Lady, Only the Chubby/Bald guy! [:D]
Me: I will see what I can do maam, you have a good day!
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I was trying to figure out what I was going to have to say to some snagletooth'd chick that don't know her own address, when she called in a panic, because there was a sudden increase in Brain power, and the potential to add a branch to the family tree in Granite Falls! [BD]
Sorry guys, I really wanted to be there, but I had to work!