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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:30:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:33:53 AM EST
But you do that for fellow arfcommers right?.........RIGHT?........damn you good cops and your morals.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:35:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
So I ran into a former co-worker of mine about two weeks ago when I was taking a dinner break. Today I got a call and email from the person (I missed the call), saying they got a passing in a no passing zone citation and wanted to know if I could help them out.

Sorry but I don't ask other LEO's to drop tickets for friends. I told the person they should contact the LEO directly and talk to them about dropping the ticket.


Or perhaps he should just take his medicine? glad you didn't hook him up though.


By the way, I've got this ticket for public indescency, could you help me out??



Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:36:41 AM EST
I would have said, "traffic school".
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:36:48 AM EST

What the hell is the matter with people? You would think not feeling like a giant douche-bag when asking that favor would be worth just paying the ~100 bucks or whatever.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:37:36 AM EST
I didn't even know that you could ask to have a ticket dropped.

Next time I'm driving through a school zone at 140 MPH, naked, with a Vanilla Ice & Eminim duet blaring and I get pulled over, I'll just say to the cop "You mind if we just drop this whole ticket business? I don't think it'll look too good if any of this gets out."
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:40:23 AM EST
I always thought once the ticket was in the system, there is no "helping out". It's between you and the court.

At least that's what my LEO friends have always said.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:43:36 AM EST
This is why I only ask for favors if I have no other choice.
he should have just mentioned it, and asked for your advice.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:44:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By Ameshawki:
I always thought once the ticket was in the system, there is no "helping out". It's between you and the court.

At least that's what my LEO friends have always said.


lol
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:44:12 AM EST
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?

If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:46:21 AM EST
Is this the person who bought you dinner
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:47:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Harvster:
But you do that for fellow arfcommers right?.........RIGHT?........damn you good cops and your morals.

This.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:49:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:49:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By Slave1:

Next time I'm driving through a school zone at 140 MPH, naked, with a Vanilla Ice & Eminim duet blaring


WAIT A SECOND, they did a duet?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:49:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:51:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:51:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Dumbass.

She ain't asking for help with the ticket, she is asking for handcuffs and some stick time.

TRG
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:51:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 9:54:16 AM EST by 1Andy2]
Citabria fixed a houston toll thing (I accidentally got in the toll lane and didn't have any change) for me, once.

Er, at least I hope he did. Maybe I should stay away from houston...

eta: Of course, I don't think I exactly asked for help, just for advice. He volunteered it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:51:34 AM EST
"Defensive Driving School, here I come!"

HH
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:52:59 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:53:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Dumbass.

She ain't asking for help with the ticket, she is asking for handcuffs and some stick time.

TRG


THIS!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:55:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:55:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




PLEASE tell us this former co-worker is female...
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:55:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 9:56:43 AM EST by Skg_Mre_Lght]


Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?

If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?


Man....hookers charge more than a $100 ticket to suck a dick, according to ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:56:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:57:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?


All I got out of it was this:

go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet


So I say she's begging for some "stick time"
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:00:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?

If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?

seems to me it's 2 with the door open for 1 and a whole lot of flirt.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:01:02 AM EST
Well, young lady, I'd like to help you out. Hows bout we get together and "discuss" it ?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:01:07 AM EST
Sounds like "I'll trade ya some booty for making this ticket go away."

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:01:26 AM EST
Don't blame you. I wouldn't do it either in your position.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:02:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By EternalVigilance:

What the hell is the matter with people? You would think not feeling like a giant douche-bag when asking that favor would be worth just paying the ~100 bucks or whatever.


+ a million. I'd rather pay the $100 and retain some damn dignity
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:04:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
Don't blame you. I wouldn't do it either in your position.


I think she is open to whatever position you prefer !
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:05:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 10:06:37 AM EST by JamesP81]
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:

Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?

seems to me it's 2 with the door open for 1 and a whole lot of flirt.


Have to agree. I think this little lady wants Bama to use the cuffs on her

ETA: So Bama, you gonna use the cuffs on her
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:06:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By metoo:
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
Don't blame you. I wouldn't do it either in your position.


I think she is open to whatever position you prefer !


rimshot!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:08:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 10:08:33 AM EST by vaughn4380]
I think we need some pics to give you a proper response...







ETA: Pics or BAN!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!1
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:08:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Dumbass.

She ain't asking for help with the ticket, she is asking for handcuffs and some stick time.
TRG



And its Guarranteed if you do the ticket! ... Im not saying you should...but yeah I agree ...with what he said. If you were talking to a druggie and they made that many allusions to drugs ...what would you think ??

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:08:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




Are you reading what I'm reading?



Thank god he isnt a detective.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:08:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:09:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:10:28 AM EST
Hmm, were going to need pics of your friend to further assess the situation...
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:15:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By JamesP81:

Have to agree. I think this little lady wants Bama to use the cuffs on her

ETA: So Bama, you gonna use the cuffs on her


She was a big flirt back when we worked together and I have no doubts I could have tagged it then if I wanted.



No time better than the present!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:15:35 AM EST
Fatty is obviously a fatty.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:18:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:


Dumbass.

She ain't asking for help with the ticket, she is asking for handcuffs and some stick time.

TRG

It's pretty bad when 1NUTGUMMER's girlfriend figures it out before you, Bama.
Would you hit it?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:18:54 AM EST
She didn't even bother to do a spell-check and check over her grammar before asking a favor?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:19:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By WGPKlaus:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
So I ran into a former co-worker of mine about two weeks ago when I was taking a dinner break. Today I got a call and email from the person (I missed the call), saying they got a passing in a no passing zone citation and wanted to know if I could help them out.

Sorry but I don't ask other LEO's to drop tickets for friends. I told the person they should contact the LEO directly and talk to them about dropping the ticket.


Or perhaps he should just take his medicine? glad you didn't hook him up though.


By the way, I've got this ticket for public indescency, could you help me out??

Just got out of one of these... cost me 1125.00... Glad the ADA likes to do canonballs nakid off hotel balconys...(see locked thread!)







Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:20:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
How was it asked?

1. Help by useing your LEO powers to make it disappear?

or

2. Help by giving advice on what to do or say in court?




If I were to ask a LEO friend for help with a ticket I'd be asking 2.



The email.


I have been driving thru XXXXXX for almost 3 years 2 times a day 5 days a week. I never speed I always follow the rules. I made a judgement call and did an improper pass of course in front of a cute young cop. I even think it was ur partner. Lol. Y'all all look the same in those sexy uniforms. Such a sucker for a man in uniform. Anyway....Is there anything u can do? It was either hit the car turning in front of me, have the suv that was riding my tail go up my tail pipe cuz it was wet or illegally pass a turning car. Ticket is still cheaper than a 3 car accident but thought I would ask. I understand if there is nothing u can do but never hurts to ask. Lol. U start working for XXXXX and I get my first ticket in probably 10 years! Lol. Can I blame u? Haaha. Talk to u later. At least I might have made u smile. =) I am helping the city od XXXXXX afterall.
XXX




damn tried to butter you up pretty good too....
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:22:39 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:23:24 AM EST
Should have told her "No problem, it's gone" and done nothing...

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Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:24:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2009 10:28:22 AM EST by soupersnake]
I get that on occasion too...except I'm an attorney, so I've come to expect it. I just tell them it's not my specialty and it's cheaper to go through one of the attorneys or firms that specializes in traffic citations.


Edit: I agree with some of the above posters. I don't think she was really expecting you to get her out of the ticket. I think she just threw it out there just in case. Her email mostly reads like hey-I-just-want-an-excuse-to-flirt-with-you-and-maybe-get-out-of-a-ticket-at-the-same-time.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:36:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By EternalVigilance:

What the hell is the matter with people? You would think not feeling like a giant douche-bag when asking that favor would be worth just paying the ~100 bucks or whatever.


This X 10

I know, on a first name basis, more law officers than I can count. I know the county sheriff on a first name basis and the DA is a personal friend (comes from litterally thousands of hours of political activity and community service). I would be deeply embarrassed to have any of them know I was doing something I shouldn't be.

YMMV

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:39:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:


Dumbass.

She ain't asking for help with the ticket, she is asking for handcuffs and some stick time.

TRG

It's pretty bad when 1NUTGUMMER's girlfriend figures it out before you, Bama.
Would you hit it?


Considering I already knew I could hit if I wanted I tend to over look that part.

No.



Does her DL has a vision endorsement?

Or was it really dark when she met you?

TRG
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