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Posted: 1/5/2012 2:52:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 2:52:49 PM EDT by motown_steve]
...we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flyin' any lower why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing, but we got one little fudge on them Rooskies. At this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no RADAR screen!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 2:53:18 PM EDT
Mein Führer... I can valk!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 2:55:54 PM EDT
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.

Link Posted: 1/5/2012 2:57:12 PM EDT
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 2:58:11 PM EDT
I refuse to allow you to pollute my precious bodily fluids.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 3:00:25 PM EDT by Molotov357]
Group Captain, please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:42 PM EDT
Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsin' around on the airplane?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:52 PM EDT
Mr. President, the Russkie talks big, but frankly we think he's short of know how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant pee ons to understand a machine like some of our boys, and that's not meant as an insult Mr. Ambassador. Take your average Russkie we all know how much guts he's got. Just look at all them Nazzis killed and they still wouldn't quit.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:01:00 PM EDT
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:02:28 PM EDT
Listen here, Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name...
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:03:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Eazy_E:
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.


Best line in any movie ever
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:05:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 3:05:46 PM EDT by samurai77]
Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!



My favorite movie of all time!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:07:40 PM EDT
Heck, I reckon y'all wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:08:42 PM EDT
If the pilot is good, I mean really good...he can fly that bird so low it will be frying chickens in the barn yard!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:09:43 PM EDT
Fella could have a good time in Dallas Vegas with all that.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:21:28 PM EDT
You try any purversions in there I'll blow your head off.

you'll have to answer to the coke-cola company!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:21:48 PM EDT
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral -

Nevermind.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 3:35:58 PM EDT
I've been to a world's fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:04:46 PM EDT
Well, I first became aware of it Mandrake, during the physical act of love. A profound sense of fatigue and emptiness followed. Fortunately, I was able to interpret these feeling correctly...loss of essence. I can assure you that they have not recurred Mandrake. Women sense my power and seek out the life essence. I do not avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:13:18 PM EDT
If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
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