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Posted: 2/15/2006 9:17:00 PM EST
Paramedics just left, with my roommate danny. Wis spoiled out the ass. Apparantly he got really drunk with the frat he just joined tonight. Im sitting in my room on my computer(arfcom), and he comes in in his underwear, drooling and sick looking. Saying he wants me to call 911. So I get them on there way over here, not knowing whats wrong with him. While i'm on the phone with them im asking him whats wrong, and I realize he's just drunk and puking in his toilet. But it's too late and they're on there way just to be sure since I dont know his med record. So they get here and check him out, realize he's just drunk, but he wants to go to the ER anyways. Then they say it's gonna be $500 and says nevermind, but still wants to go. So the paramedics try to get me to drive him, and refuse because I dont have any insurance. They wanted me to drive his car, saying it'd be under his insurance. I still say no, and he decides to stay here.

Then they say ok, lets just write this up, and we find his wallet in his pants. They go to pull out his drivers license. But it's a fake new jersey I.D. he made the other day. It was in the front of his wallet where his real one should be. They say ok, call the police, but I convinced them not to, because he'd get kicked out of school. So the older guy starts breaking up the fake ID, and decides to make him call his parents to tell them what is happening and clear it all up. But we cant find his phone and the other paramedic is getting fed up by now and decide to take him in the ambulance. So they just left with him. I dont think they're gonna tell the police about the ID but i'm not sure. The one said it was a felony(ouch)!

Roommate is acting like he's still in highschool cause his rich parents pay for everything. Maybe this will cause him to get his shit together. Thank god i'm not rooming with him next year. I'm all for doing stupid shit in college, but this kid is just retarded. In a way I feel bad, because he cant really live on his own yet and is 19.

Anyone else has something like this happen. I'm kinda pissed because I had PT today that really kicked my ass and wanted to go to bed early. Now i'm wide awake....damnit!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:18:57 PM EST
talk to my roommate, I think you and him would have fun sharing stories...
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:19:43 PM EST
Maybe they will tell the cops and he will learn a little about life.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:20:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:21:35 PM EST
"We like to hire folks with college degrees because they are so mature. . . . . . . . "
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:24:14 PM EST
Had a roommate go to jail for 3 months. He got busted for drugs before I met him and decided not to go to court. Well they caught him again and three months later he was back.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:24:56 PM EST
Pisses me off, I left my lamination machine out. Which is what he used to make this ID. I come out of my room with my GF monday and see him finishing this thing. I hope they dont come ask me why I had a lamination machine, I dont think they'll believe me.

LOL, made that and an AR15.com security license because i was bored.

I need to work more
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:27:44 PM EST
look on the bright side he had alcohol poisoning and you savaed his life.

Downside is all he is going to remember is you called and turned him in.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:29:33 PM EST
sounds like you need a new roommate
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:31:04 PM EST
Stupid hurts.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:31:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:33:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 9:34:24 PM EST by gmtmaster]
Pretty cool what alcohol does to you, huh?

Find a new room mate.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:34:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

You, on the other hand, sound much too mature and level-headed to be saddled with the likes of him, and having him impede your studies. Sad!

That's why I got a single this year...

So my crazy partying will only affect my GPA.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:40:46 PM EST
I wanted to live close to campus for my first year. Meet people(met my awesome GF) close to school(no car, just a mountain bike) Party some, which I dont anymore because ive got to PT as I head to OCS in a couple months.

Cant afford a 1 room, but am moving to a better place after my lease runs out. Further away from campus, quieter etc. Gonna get a motorcycle with the money I earn working now, and OCS pay which is like $2k.

Thing is, I went to highschool with all my roommates now. Didnt know them that well, but they are completely retarded. Never had a job...ever! Which is odd to me, as I work 2 jobs in highschool so I could come here.

Looking forward to next year big time!

I was a lube tech at a Ford dealership in highschool, I liked the benefits of being able to use all the equipment and will try to apply at the one here as soon as I get my ride. Next year will kickass!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:41:06 PM EST
He was coherent and actually managed to puke in the toilet?

Pffft. When they can only moan and puke on themselves... then you call the ambulance.

I love hate college.

- BG
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:43:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
He was coherent and actually managed to puke in the toilet?

Pffft. When they can only moan and puke on themselves... then you call the ambulance.

I love hate college.

- BG

I know!

I'm not a heavy drinker, but could keep down a 12 pack if needed. I honestly didnt know what was wrong with him. He walked to my room, talked to me. He just looked sick, drooling etc. Not throwing up much. He really wasnt in that bad of shape, thats why I feel kinda bad. But he told me to, and wanted to go to the ER so theres nothing I can do.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:46:16 PM EST
Your roommate sounds like a pussy. If you're able to understand him saying "call 911", he ain't drunk enough yet.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:49:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Your roommate sounds like a pussy. If you're able to understand him saying "call 911", he ain't drunk enough yet.


hell, in high school I completely passed out and my friends stole my car and then blew a trombone in my ear and I didnt wake up. I didnt need no stinking hospital. lol.

what school you at 1bmf?

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:54:39 PM EST
UCF too.

If your on facebook, I started a UCF group called Gun Lovers. There a couple good gun groups on there. UCF Shooting group, 2nd Ammendment group. You on any of those?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:03:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 10:06:24 PM EST by dsg2003gt]
I believe I am....

eta: actually no, I am in shooting and UCF gun club. I will search for your group.

eta2: found it and just joined.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:12:41 PM EST
He's only drunk?...whew , that's a relief.

After reading the thread title, I thought you were going to tell us you guys were out quail hunting.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:40:27 PM EST
Blanket party.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:45:32 PM EST
Speaking of facebook...

Peter W. At University of Illinois Urbana Champaign... (UIllinois) You can't miss me, I'm chugging a Champaign bottle in my pic.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:50:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 10:50:21 PM EST by Kalahnikid]

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Your roommate sounds like a pussy. If you're able to understand him saying "call 911", he ain't drunk enough yet.


+1, if he walked in, hes fine.

You aint drunk till you cant lie down without holding on!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:51:55 PM EST
Lucky he is not in my ambulance...

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:08:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

The one said it was a felony(ouch)!

Technically maybe a felony for producing one but I know many people that got busted for having fake IDs (including my own brother) in college and during spring break vacations. Never anything more than a misdemeanor and maybe a fine or in my brother's case, 20 hours of community service and it was expunged from his record. Not really a big deal on that one. The thousands of high school/college kids caught every year with fake IDs aren't coming out of it as felons for possessing one.

Now if they have a manufacturing operation going on, that is a different story.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:10:45 PM EST

My roomies freshman year were mostly druggies. Mid-second semester, I could hardly ever sleep or study in my room because they were up all night, coming and going, driving around smoking pot (since they did not, at my request, smoke in the room).

More than once the one other non-druggie roommate and I ended up watching over one or both of our other roommates. One night inparticular, when Roommate M was terribly depressed about the love of his life leaving him and a bunch of other things, he decided to try and cope chemically.

What I know for sure he took was:

LSD, two hits;
Alcohol, eight or ten drinks;
X (ecstasy?);
Marijuana, quantity unknown.

We were fairly sure he had taken at least two other drugs.

My (non-druggie) roommate and I stayed up with him all night, although he was not aware that we were there. He sat in a chair, sometimes eyes open, sometimes eyes closed. Somewhere in my piles of crap from college, there is a tape recording of part of a 'conversation' he had...we eventually figured out that he was talking to two other people (neither of whom were in the room), and that those two people were Satan and Jesus Christ. It was a very, very odd thing to listen to. But, we were mainly happy that he was still breathing. Looking back on it, we should've called 911 and damn the consequences, but his friends pleaded with us to just stay up with him because of all of the horrible (but ultimately trivial) things that would happen if the police/university/parents were involved.

Not sure what ever happened to Roommate M. Other than the drug problems he was a good guy.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:18:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By KS_Physicist:
'conversation' he had...we eventually figured out that he was talking to two other people (neither of whom were in the room), and that those two people were Satan and Jesus Christ. It was a very, very odd thing to listen to.

Thats pretty damn funny right there.

I had a kid down the hall take some shrooms for the first time. He: Stripped naked, broke off his guitar strings and stuck them in the electrical sockets, run all over the building screaming "They're coming after me" Finally EMT/Police arrive and take him away. Parents drive down from Chicago (4-5hr drive) late and night to bail get him from hospital.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:26:06 PM EST
I think I like my frat a whole lot better than your roommate's.

I just got back an hour ago from running, non-stop with a steady pace, about a mile and a quarter with the rest of my pledge brothers and the three frat brothers who are on the track team. I've walked half a dozen miles in one go before, out in the hill country, but I am by no means a runner. And every time we do this, we're adding more distance to it.

And the other night they went to all the pledges rooms and looked for booze, drugs, and porn to confiscate and throw out. Unlike other fraternities, which seem to exist solely to profit anyone with a liquor license, we're a service-oriented group; we do community service, help one another improve every aspect of our lives, etc.

I'm in the worst shape of my life, physically (and probably behaviorally too) and they're doing their best to whip me into shape and make me a better person. Like they said, I might hate some of 'em for all the things they're going to put me through during the pledging period, but they've all gone through the same things and hate 'em or not, we'll be brothers. We all made the trip together and we all contributed.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:51:02 PM EST
Organized Militia is the National Guard.

I think you meant to put in Unorganized Militia or State Militia.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:56:35 AM EST
Don't worry, just tell him the next time he's drunk that you aren't going to keep his airway clear when he's unconcious.
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