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Posted: 9/17/2004 9:06:09 PM EDT




I think she is serious this time....

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:07:54 PM EDT
Does the cat play with dolls?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:09:52 PM EDT
Will the cat fit in a standard size frier?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:12:37 PM EDT
I take it the cat must have tore up one of your G.I. Joes and you are pissed at the cat. personally I think you should give the little guy a chance. But what ever happens niether one of you can stay here
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:12:38 PM EDT
lol, wtf, did she really put that in a newspaper?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:19:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tac45:
Will the cat fit in a standard size frier?



Yes it did.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:25:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By tac45:
Will the cat fit in a standard size frier?



Yes it did.



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:41:13 PM EDT
I'm going to buy you and turn you into my personal little bitch. You will clean my firearms, load my magazines, clear each weapon, set up and replace targets, and mow my entire lawn on command. Then, when you have completed my list of tasks to my satisfactory, you may spend 10 minutes cruising AR15.com and you will have 10 minutes per week to play with your dolls. Other than that...you're going to wish like hell you'd like cats.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:44:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 9:45:59 PM EDT by M4]
You had me until I read the "handsom, has a good job, personable & funny" part.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:44:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 9:44:54 PM EDT by M4]
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Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:46:31 PM EDT

Iv'e seen many of your posts.

And giggled along with the rest.

You're a very funny man

At funny you are the best

You're wife must be a saint

To live with such a guy

If I read to many more

I'll laugh until I cry


Really, ..... that poor women, she must be a saint.

Zen

"This is my poem, there are many like it, but this one is mine"



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:53:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZEN:
Iv'e seen many of your posts.

And giggled along with the rest.

You're a very funny man

At funny you are the best

You're wife must be a saint

To live with such a guy

If I read to many more

I'll laugh until I cry


Really, ..... that poor women, she must be a saint.

Zen

"This is my poem, there are many like it, but this one is mine"







Damnit... someone call the nice men in the white coats... we're losin this one.

- BG
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:55:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:03:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:22:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Eric The(HonestAsTheDayIsLong)Hun

Summer is almost over. Winter will soon be here.
The days are shorter and shorter.

The next time I shake your hand I’m going to count my fingers and check to see that my wallet is where I left it.

You should have said, “I’m as honest as Kerry is crooked.”

Giggle(UpAgainstTheWallMotherF**ker!­)Smith

By the way, that is a name of a Very Real game based on the 1968 Chicago Democratic convention.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:39:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wheelow:
lol, wtf, did she really put that in a newspaper?



*FALLS OVER*

No one is THAT gullible, welp, er, ummm, except for you!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:44:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 10:45:08 PM EDT by Dave_A]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
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I think she is serious this time....

Sgatr15



You are a whole lot older than 32

I hear Dan Rather may need a replacement soon, you seem to be qualified...
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