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Posted: 1/15/2015 10:46:54 PM EST

Not a good one...but an idea nonetheless.

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:47:56 PM EST
The intruder is not a hungry Rosie O'Donnell.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:50:22 PM EST
I would love to be a teacher at that school.



NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:50:26 PM EST
the stupid, it burns
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:57:41 PM EST


From what I have concluded from past accounts of these shooting rampages. There is only 3 ways to avoid being shot.

1 - Run

2 - Hide

3 - Play Dead


Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:01:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Imbhindu:


From what I have concluded from past accounts of these shooting rampages. There is only 3 ways to avoid being shot.

1 - Run

2 - Hide

3 - Play Dead


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0. Shoot first.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:03:21 PM EST
Well, that's one way to promote the canned food drive...
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:03:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 0100010:



0. Shoot first.
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Originally Posted By 0100010:
Originally Posted By Imbhindu:


From what I have concluded from past accounts of these shooting rampages. There is only 3 ways to avoid being shot.

1 - Run

2 - Hide

3 - Play Dead





0. Shoot first.

After a barrage of canned food
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:08:06 PM EST
In before an unpopular teacher gets beaned in the back of the head with a can of Dinty Moore beef stew!



Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:09:49 PM EST
will they have canned goods "range days" to keep up their competence?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:11:35 PM EST
Sort of brings a whole new meaning to the term "food fight".
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:15:16 PM EST
Shows how delusional they are. Guns aren't effective for self defense but cans are?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:16:17 PM EST
It will end as soon as a couple kids get in a fight and one smashes the other in the face with a can of corn.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:19:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:20:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By texassooner:
Shows how delusional they are. Guns aren't effective for self defense but cans are?
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Or else they're doing this to show how ineffective it is to leave people defenseless, and it's meant to subvert the idea that making people defenseless protects them somehow.

Alternately, it's a somebody who finds that defenselessness unconscionable and is willing to push for anything that could be used.

And at the very, very least, it's somebody who understands on some level that defense is needed, even if it's woefully inept.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:09 PM EST
That can't possibly be real can it.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:45 PM EST
The cans could be taken away from the students and used against them. It's better to just give them rape whistles.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:48 PM EST
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It will end as soon as a couple kids get in a fight and one smashes the other in the face with a can of corn.
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BAM
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:49 PM EST
Hey this yet again but at least it has a letter
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:23:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
That can't possibly be real can it.
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Yes, it can.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:06 PM EST
Why not pies?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By memphisliving:
The cans could be taken away from the students and used against them. It's better to just give them rape whistles.
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Rape whistles could be taken and used against them. Hearing damage is real.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
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I see what you did there....

also, this is retarded. theyre worried about teachers shooting kids for minor infractions, but not kids who are assholes throwing cans at eachother for the hell of it?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:25:29 PM EST
What can is best? I think refried beans myself. Fairly dense, won't slosh and absorb energy. Won't spill and mix with and guy blood.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:25:59 PM EST
FPNI
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:27:22 PM EST
Is this serious, or a joke?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:27:33 PM EST
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What can is best? I think refried beans myself. Fairly dense, won't slosh and absorb energy. Won't spill and mix with and guy blood.
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tomato paste. several of the little ones. you can chuck them fuckers pretty hard and accurate. i would actually be pretty afraid of a shitload of little kids chucking them. their friendly fire rates would be pretty atrocious, though.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:32:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 11:32:20 PM EST by NEASGNoMercy]
So technically the principal is advocating bringing tools/weapons in to deter, hurt, or stop a gunman.

why not use one of the best tools available to stop violence....Another gun.

Is that just too much weapon?

The stupid. It hurts.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:33:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 11:34:09 PM EST by edcurtis]
Can someone with kids make a test?

How fast and how far can an average middle school aged kid throw a 15oz can of Chef Boyardee Mini Ravolis?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:33:41 PM EST
They better can that idea.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:34:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NEASGNoMercy:
So technically the principal is advocating bringing tools/weapons in to deter, hurt, or stop a gunman.

why not use one of the best tools available to stop violence....Another gun.

Is that just too much weapon?

The stupid. It hurts.
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I vote to equip them with javelins. Because man, think about how many javelins that is.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:35:54 PM EST


Yet many of you trust your children's education to these people...

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:39:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By texassooner:
Shows how delusional they are. Guns aren't effective for self defense but cans are?
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You NAILED it.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:40:13 PM EST
High capacity corn! Assault peas!
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:44:29 PM EST
one of those little tomato paste cans out of a potato gun, some aquanet, probably do the trick, but you gotta let the kids practice a few times a week, can't expect a first shot hit if they don't hone their skills.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:47:23 PM EST
I think this is the source of the can stupidity.

http://www.alicetraining.com/
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:48:38 PM EST
bring in a five gallon bucked of pickles
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:49:04 PM EST
I can't believe someone in that administration while typing out that letter didn't say, "hey...hold on...this is really fucking stupid. Let's not send this, cause it makes us look really bad."

"And may end up on the internet."
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:51:04 PM EST
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0. Shoot first.
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Originally Posted By Imbhindu:


From what I have concluded from past accounts of these shooting rampages. There is only 3 ways to avoid being shot.

1 - Run

2 - Hide

3 - Play Dead





0. Shoot first.

Looking for me?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:53:24 PM EST
Sounds like somebody has been watching too much Crocodile Dundee lately.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:53:53 PM EST
On facebook right now if anyone wants to give them some feedback on this idea.



https://www.facebook.com/ALiCEtraining
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:55:22 PM EST
Might as well just shit your pants and fling it at 'em.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:55:29 PM EST
They need the upper that shoots soda cans to go with their canned food
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 11:56:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 11:58:10 PM EST by Shia]
It may not be effective but at least she's doing something. Its a means for kids to defend themselves, surely we aren't suggesting giving kids guns and weapons. She didn't say staff would be throwing cans. What would you suggest children do for self defense?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:00:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shia:
It may not be effective but at least she's doing something. Its a means for kids to defend themselves, surely we aren't suggesting giving kids guns and weapons. She didn't say staff would be throwing cans. What would you suggest children do for self defense?
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Be protected by armed adults, and not idiots stocking up on canned goods as a defensive measure.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:01:54 AM EST
As a side note, is this thread going full retard for anyone else?

It went from one to two, then to 4.

Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:04:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
As a side note, is this thread going full retard for anyone else?

It went from one to two, then to 4.

http://i.imgur.com/By8JKQO.jpg
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Nope. Your browser has the 'bola.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:06:14 AM EST
Every kid should have mentos and a liter of cola on hand.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:07:02 AM EST
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A ... canned food item?

Here in NH it's legal for our teachers to carry firearms in school. Campus carry for the rest of us is legal as well. While individual districts undoubtedly have policies in place that frown on the practice, I know of two in my small city who carry everyday. I used to know a third, but he retired a couple of years ago.

The most effective way to stop a school massacre is accurate return fire. Anything less is feelgood emotional masturbation.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 12:07:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By memphisliving:


Yes, it can.
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Originally Posted By memphisliving:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
That can't possibly be real can it.


Yes, it can.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ala-middle-school-tells-kids-throw-cans-shooters-article-1.2075972?utm_content=buffer8f71e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=NYDN+Facebook
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