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I would love to be a teacher at that school.
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From what I have concluded from past accounts of these shooting rampages. There is only 3 ways to avoid being shot. 1 - Run 2 - Hide 3 - Play Dead |
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In before an unpopular teacher gets beaned in the back of the head with a can of Dinty Moore beef stew!
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will they have canned goods "range days" to keep up their competence?
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Sort of brings a whole new meaning to the term "food fight".
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Shows how delusional they are. Guns aren't effective for self defense but cans are?
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It will end as soon as a couple kids get in a fight and one smashes the other in the face with a can of corn.
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Shows how delusional they are. Guns aren't effective for self defense but cans are? View Quote Or else they're doing this to show how ineffective it is to leave people defenseless, and it's meant to subvert the idea that making people defenseless protects them somehow. Alternately, it's a somebody who finds that defenselessness unconscionable and is willing to push for anything that could be used. And at the very, very least, it's somebody who understands on some level that defense is needed, even if it's woefully inept. |
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The cans could be taken away from the students and used against them. It's better to just give them rape whistles.
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What can is best? I think refried beans myself. Fairly dense, won't slosh and absorb energy. Won't spill and mix with and guy blood.
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What can is best? I think refried beans myself. Fairly dense, won't slosh and absorb energy. Won't spill and mix with and guy blood. View Quote tomato paste. several of the little ones. you can chuck them fuckers pretty hard and accurate. i would actually be pretty afraid of a shitload of little kids chucking them. their friendly fire rates would be pretty atrocious, though. |
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So technically the principal is advocating bringing tools/weapons in to deter, hurt, or stop a gunman.
why not use one of the best tools available to stop violence....Another gun. Is that just too much weapon? The stupid. It hurts. |
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Can someone with kids make a test?
How fast and how far can an average middle school aged kid throw a 15oz can of Chef Boyardee Mini Ravolis? |
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So technically the principal is advocating bringing tools/weapons in to deter, hurt, or stop a gunman. why not use one of the best tools available to stop violence....Another gun. Is that just too much weapon? The stupid. It hurts. View Quote I vote to equip them with javelins. Because man, think about how many javelins that is. |
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Yet many of you trust your children's education to these people... |
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one of those little tomato paste cans out of a potato gun, some aquanet, probably do the trick, but you gotta let the kids practice a few times a week, can't expect a first shot hit if they don't hone their skills.
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I can't believe someone in that administration while typing out that letter didn't say, "hey...hold on...this is really fucking stupid. Let's not send this, cause it makes us look really bad."
"And may end up on the internet." |
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Sounds like somebody has been watching too much Crocodile Dundee lately.
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On facebook right now if anyone wants to give them some feedback on this idea.
https://www.facebook.com/ALiCEtraining |
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They need the upper that shoots soda cans to go with their canned food
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It may not be effective but at least she's doing something. Its a means for kids to defend themselves, surely we aren't suggesting giving kids guns and weapons. She didn't say staff would be throwing cans. What would you suggest children do for self defense?
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It may not be effective but at least she's doing something. Its a means for kids to defend themselves, surely we aren't suggesting giving kids guns and weapons. She didn't say staff would be throwing cans. What would you suggest children do for self defense? View Quote Be protected by armed adults, and not idiots stocking up on canned goods as a defensive measure. |
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As a side note, is this thread going full retard for anyone else? It went from one to two, then to 4. http://i.imgur.com/By8JKQO.jpg View Quote Nope. Your browser has the 'bola. |
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Not a good one...but an idea nonetheless. https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10917235_10152480422607541_8955921795851568012_o.jpg View Quote A ... canned food item? Here in NH it's legal for our teachers to carry firearms in school. Campus carry for the rest of us is legal as well. While individual districts undoubtedly have policies in place that frown on the practice, I know of two in my small city who carry everyday. I used to know a third, but he retired a couple of years ago. The most effective way to stop a school massacre is accurate return fire. Anything less is feelgood emotional masturbation. |
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