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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:31:01 AM EDT
I'm really tiring of the gunsmith/admin jobs I have been working in the last 14/5 years. The crappy pay long hrs and little respect. I need a fresh start.

So I'm thinking of cashing out moving to WA state and opening me a "animal farm". From the reports in the paper this looks like a money maker! Just need to get some good insurance in case an accident happens with one of the horses and some one get killed. I really thinking of going the sheep route though. No sharp edges and Velcro gloves to aid in traction.

Hmmm just need to find some land, I will build it and they will come...

Oh and Ill have discount pricing for Arfcom members!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:33:16 AM EDT
What? Now you want to be "designated animal farmer?"
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:36:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
What? Now you want to be "designated animal farmer?"



Ya I'm thinking of branching out.. You got to diversify to stay on top!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:37:55 AM EDT
You think your pay sucks now, wait till your a farmer.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:38:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2005 8:41:51 AM EDT by operatorerror]
Oh......my.........God...........

So would you then be a pimp?

ETA where's that picture of the sheep in lingerie when ya' need it?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:40:28 AM EDT
salad fingers
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:11 AM EDT
See "Man dies after sex with horse" thread.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:42 AM EDT
Fat_McNasty's Animal Love Barn?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:47 AM EDT
Where is the pic of the rabbit with the pancake on the head?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:42:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Oh......my.........God...........

So would you then be a pimp?



Well I guess.... But its completely legal! OOO I can get a pimp stick and slap the ewe's around. COOL!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:53:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2005 8:55:04 AM EDT by Stealth]

Originally Posted By BarnStormer:
Fat_McNasty's Animal Love Barn?



Fat_McNasty's Fun Farm?



Put's a whole new meaning to the term "cowpoke".

ETA: You can't pimp my pig. It's still a virgin.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:56:44 AM EDT
Q: How do they practice Safe Sex in Washington?



A: Spraypaint an X on the back of the sheep that kick.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 8:57:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Fat_McNasty's Fun Farm?



Put's a whole new meaning to the term "cowpoke".




Now there is a t-shirt waiting to be made!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:03:15 AM EDT
Good Luck with that McNasty! ^^ backs out slowly. Patty
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:30:33 AM EDT
Just remember, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 1:12:11 PM EDT
A heavy petting zoo, if you will. Hell its even legal there. Let me know when its IPO time.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 2:29:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Seneca-Cayuga:
A heavy petting zoo, if you will. Hell its even legal there. Let me know when its IPO time.



LOL

Fat_McNasty's heavy petting zoo.. It has a ring to it!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:57:26 PM EDT
Bump for the night crew..
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:02:00 PM EDT
I'd buy that pimp stick for you if you did it!

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:03:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Oh......my.........God...........

So would you then be a pimp?

ETA where's that picture of the sheep in lingerie when ya' need it?





BTW the Google image search to bring that up was "hooker sheep".

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:04:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Oh......my.........God...........

So would you then be a pimp?

ETA where's that picture of the sheep in lingerie when ya' need it?





BTW the Google image search to bring that up was "hooker sheep".




Damn shes pretty hot!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:06:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
I'd buy that pimp stick for you if you did it!




Hell, I'd even throw in the pimp stick grip tape!

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:10:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
I'd buy that pimp stick for you if you did it!




Hell, I'd even throw in the pimp stick grip tape!



LOL
Its gota be a Sword Cane Pimp stick!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:13:07 PM EDT
Remember. In Washington State you can fuck a horse, but you can't fuck a chicken.

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:15:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gibby:
Remember. In Washington State you can fuck a horse, but you can't fuck a chicken.




No No chicken pluckers at my farm. Maby a chicken choker. But definatly no chicken pluckers!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:15:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Its gota be a Sword Cane Pimp stick!



Screw that. If I bought you one of those I'd want part of the profits.

Well, either that or a "free day" every other week or so.
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