Well I for one am sick of ARlady......

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Posted: 6/13/2001 10:55:51 AM EDT

I mean sheeesh!!

First I buy her this really cool Bushmaster 20" A3.

Then I supply with with plenty of mags and ammo.

Then she pelts me with brass while I spot for her.

Then, if I beg her long enough, she even lets me shoot it sometimes.

Then I have to listen to her snicker all the way to the target and back because her groups are so much smaller!!!!

Women, can't live without 'em, can't outshoot them. Well at least I can't. I best hurry up and get her to AZ before one of you sly dogs out there snatch her away from me!

Just kidding dear [:D]

edited so she would not hurt me....too bad!

Posted: 6/13/2001 11:12:39 AM EDT

[#1]

I've seen ARlady shoot, and I know what she carries. I suspect that if I ever tried to shoot her (and I never would) I would be the one with the gunshot wound. Probably a little lower than Center Mass.

She really seems to nail that spot whenever she shoots bad guy silohuetes(sp?)

Posted: 6/13/2001 12:21:07 PM EDT

[#2]

well, MR. Matt S, if you're so tired of me, i'm sure i could find a nice gentleman who can appreciate my many good qualities (shooting, cooking, shooting, intelligence, shooting, sense of humor, shooting) and give me lots of love and affection.

care to re-think your post? [:D]

did i mention i love to shoot?

Posted: 6/13/2001 12:23:00 PM EDT

[#3]

I just love a lady that has .308, I mean 308 posts!!!!

Posted: 6/13/2001 12:26:01 PM EDT

[#4]

The above is what we refer to as "gun love"...

CMOS [:)]

Posted: 6/13/2001 12:39:50 PM EDT

[#5]

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I'm sure i could find a nice gentleman who can appreciate my many good qualities (shooting, cooking, shooting, intelligence, shooting, sense of humor, shooting) and give me lots of love and affection..........

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Damn Matt, you better watch your shit there bro!! I know of several guys that would LOVE to find a WOMAN with those AWESOME QUALITIES!!

Hell, I bought my wife the exact weapon that she wanted and still can't get her to go shooting with me. I was more than happy to load mags for her everytime we went, and it still didn't help her enjoy it. You got one, better keep her..........they are 1 in a MILLION!!!!

DK [:D]

I guess it is not all bad though, I can go shooting without listening to the garbage. [;)]

Posted: 6/13/2001 12:55:58 PM EDT

[#6]

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shooting, cooking, shooting, intelligence, shooting, sense of humor, shooting and give me lots of love and affection.

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Oh yeah, by the way, do you have a sister????

DK [:D]

Posted: 6/13/2001 1:33:08 PM EDT

[#7]

Don't let her fool ya guys, I cooked about 60% of the time we were together, and she tricks you into doing housework!!!!

I am still trying to figure out how she does that? [confused]

Posted: 6/13/2001 1:55:17 PM EDT

[#8]

"tricks you into doing house work"? let me tell you something buddy. there was no "tricking" to it. if you ever did the house work it was because you let it get to such a sty state that i wouldn't touch it. as it is, you were lucky i didn't call in the guys from the EPA to put your house on the Superfund site list.

quit trying to make me seem worse than i am.

[:D]

Posted: 6/13/2001 1:58:32 PM EDT

[#9]

Ouch!!

Ummm, she has a little bit of a temper there don't she Matt!! [^]

You still didn't say if you had a sister though.......

DK [:D]

Posted: 6/13/2001 2:24:59 PM EDT

[#10]

Matt S,
When I saw your title to this thread I clicked without bothering to notice who made it. You really got me as I was going to ream you a new one for attacking her. Treat her well, she really is one in a million. My wife regularly outshoots the men in our pistol club. She grins like a baboon. A few weeks ago she won the money with her Christmas present Santa brought--Rem. 700 BDL in .30-06. Hit three milk jugs full of water @150 yds. offhand with three shots. Then repeated to win the shootoff. Being half Mexican she has an attitude about like ARlady. Gotta love 'em.

Posted: 6/13/2001 3:21:49 PM EDT

[#11]

nope, no sis. no sibs at all for that matter. only brat here. can't you tell? [:D]

Posted: 6/13/2001 3:28:21 PM EDT

[#12]

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I thought the saying went... "can't live with them..can't shoot them

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Well I think OJ might have some ideas. I hear he's comming out with a book.

Posted: 6/13/2001 3:34:57 PM EDT

[#13]

I can see who wears the pants in that relationship! [rolleyes]

Posted: 6/13/2001 3:58:01 PM EDT

[#14]

Ybbeat, it's called friendly bantering. we both know where we stand in the relationship. he's definitely the man and i'm definitely the women, at least the last time i checked.

as to wearing the pants, i wear jeans a lot, does that count?

Posted: 6/13/2001 6:57:23 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm sick of her too. That's why I let you have her back. [:)]

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