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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/8/2005 8:59:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/8/2005 9:01:19 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
The Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman.

Now I was familiar with the 1975 original and the 1980 sequel so I knew it was gonna be a feminazi bitchfest.

And it was and all the tired whinning, bitching and complaining was there:

1. REAL WOMEN don't look like that.

2. REAL WOMEN can't do those things.

3. REAL WOMEN are not here to serve YOU.

Blah, blah, blah...

Basically ONLY Stepford Robots and fictional characters like June Cleaver can make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.

Because as history has shown NO WOMAN has ever done those things EVER. But women can be powerful CEO executive types who can do ANYTHING a man can do except impossibly absurd things like make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.

And the funniest part is while the film goes on with it's tirade of men's unrealistic expectations of women it completely MISSES those expectations.

While a few of us would have the June Cleaver model far more of us would have the Goth Lesbian Model in black vinyl with "friends."

The reality for women who might buy into this nonsense promoted by the film is most men's needs are incredibly simple. Basically feed us, fuck us and let us get some sleep. That's it. Really is that simple. We hardly qualify as "needy" especially when compared to most females.

I wish someone would do a realistic remake of "The Stepford Wives" where they get rid of their nagging bitch of a wife and replace her with a Real Doll®. Yeah she can't cook for shit and never cleans the house but she fucks like a champ and doesn't talk you to death.

Movie would be fucking hilarious. I know if my choice was between a Real Doll® and Bette Midler I'd be making my own sandwiches from now on.



"Hi Honey I'm home.

Want some pizza? No? Ok, you keep watching the porno while I eat and we'll fuck later ok sweetums."

Link Posted: 8/8/2005 9:10:47 PM EDT
I'm just not gunna touch this one.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:12:20 AM EDT
I can't decide which is more fitting


or

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:49:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:00:54 PM EDT
Cowards...
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:51:54 PM EDT
Steyr, once again......

Love the sigline too
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