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Posted: 4/28/2014 9:59:52 PM EDT
Did you know in Bakersfield, California, Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

http://weirdsexlaws.com
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:01:27 PM EDT
You're going to want to wear a condom having sex with anyone from Bakersfield...
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:03:21 PM EDT
FPNI
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:04:06 PM EDT
In before the ex wife jokes.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:06:28 PM EDT
I'm moving to LA.

A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. - See more at: http://weirdsexlaws.com/laws/state/ca/#sthash.4ql0fFFN.dpuf
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:06:44 PM EDT
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When we were in Texas Mrs.InkyNwG was reading all the weird sex laws off that website.. (Didn't want to go to Texas jail for getting our freak on...)

Texas has some seriously funny ones.. Many involving dildos and what color they are and are not allowed to be...
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:08:20 PM EDT
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NOW you warn me....
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:13:21 PM EDT
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NOW you warn me....
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Originally Posted By slick556:
Originally Posted By NwG:
You're going to want to wear a condom having sex with anyone from Bakersfield...


NOW you warn me....


Mrs.InkyNwG grew up in Tehachapi, the mountains above tweakersfield.. Thankfully she was a good girl and got out of there before high school..

I have been to weddings up there... Weddings that make a family tree look like the Olympic Rings...
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Mrs.InkyNwG grew up in Tehachapi, the mountains above tweakersfield.. Thankfully she was a good girl and got out of there before high school..

I have been to weddings up there... Weddings that make a family tree look like the Olympic Rings...
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Originally Posted By slick556:
Originally Posted By NwG:
You're going to want to wear a condom having sex with anyone from Bakersfield...


NOW you warn me....


Mrs.InkyNwG grew up in Tehachapi, the mountains above tweakersfield.. Thankfully she was a good girl and got out of there before high school..

I have been to weddings up there... Weddings that make a family tree look like the Olympic Rings...


I hooked up with a gal from Bakersfield my last weekend before leaving Germany a couple days later. I may have implied that I was going to be around for another week or so and she may have took that to mean we had plans.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:19:56 PM EDT
You know whats good to do in Bakersfield? Get the fuck out of Bakersfield.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:22:34 PM EDT
Florida - " Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. "

Now I know Florida has a bit of a problem when it comes to furry things... But the fact that this is a law means that there was once a problem with it...
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You know whats good to do in Bakersfield? Get the fuck out of Bakersfield.
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I thought about taking a trip to Utah. But oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:25:27 PM EDT
Krakow, Poland- " Three time offenders found guilty of having sex with an animal are shot."

Again, anyone from Florida considering that trip to Poland... Limit yourself to just 2...
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:27:22 PM EDT
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I thought about taking a trip to Utah. But oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine.
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You know whats good to do in Bakersfield? Get the fuck out of Bakersfield.


I thought about taking a trip to Utah. But oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine.
Id cross the desert like Lawrence of Arabia to gtfo of Bakersfield.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:29:42 PM EDT
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Krakow, Poland- " Three time offenders found guilty of having sex with an animal are shot."

Again, anyone from Florida considering that trip to Poland... Limit yourself to just 2...
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Krakow, Poland- " Three time offenders found guilty of having sex with an animal are shot."

Again, anyone from Florida considering that trip to Poland... Limit yourself to just 2...


Judging from this thread it's the people from phoenix you need to warn.

Also: Police: Woman accused of seeking horse on Craigslist for sex

The Phoenix News Times reports that this is the MCSO’s fourth bestiality bust stemming from Craiglist since 2011


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Id cross the desert like Lawrence of Arabia to gtfo of Bakersfield.
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Originally Posted By slick556:
Originally Posted By Riply21:
You know whats good to do in Bakersfield? Get the fuck out of Bakersfield.


I thought about taking a trip to Utah. But oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine.
Id cross the desert like Lawrence of Arabia to gtfo of Bakersfield.


Jawbone Canyon and Red Mountian are close by... Hundreds of thousands of acres of no rules desert party...

One thing to love about California... If you want to get out deep in the desert to fuck around, it's not a problem..
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:32:43 PM EDT
Hmmm. you guys have found some weird sex laws.
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:33:29 PM EDT
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From Nevada.

The Harry Reed Law

It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

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Judging from this thread it's the people from phoenix you need to warn.

Also: Police: Woman accused of seeking horse on Craigslist for sex



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Originally Posted By slick556:
Originally Posted By NwG:
Krakow, Poland- " Three time offenders found guilty of having sex with an animal are shot."

Again, anyone from Florida considering that trip to Poland... Limit yourself to just 2...


Judging from this thread it's the people from phoenix you need to warn.

Also: Police: Woman accused of seeking horse on Craigslist for sex

The Phoenix News Times reports that this is the MCSO’s fourth bestiality bust stemming from Craiglist since 2011




It's funny that people are all surprised that someone posted on Craig'slist about some animal bonein... You can find half a dozen people looking to have sex with or looking for a girl to have sex with their dag right now in any major city... Sometimes there are horse people too... In all cities you find them..

And no... I'm not looking for doggy dong... Mrs.InkyNwG and I get a kick out of the fucked up shit people post on there... It's pretty freakishly awesome sometimes... There is noting that can't be found in the CL personals...
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 10:40:21 PM EDT
Kansas City, Kansas: Women who go out on the streets alone at night in can be arrested under an obscure 1901 city ordinance. Any unattended females can be picked up by the police if they are "in the streets or any public place without lawful business and without giving a good accounting of themselves."



Funny I don't see the problem with this......




Link Posted: 4/28/2014 11:24:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By slick556:
Did you know in Bakersfield, California, Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

http://weirdsexlaws.com
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I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?
Link Posted: 4/28/2014 11:30:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By KTMRIDER:

I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?
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Originally Posted By slick556:
Did you know in Bakersfield, California, Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

http://weirdsexlaws.com

I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?


Female. Her Name is Debby.

Almost married the evil bitch 20 some years ago.
Link Posted: 4/29/2014 12:59:29 AM EDT
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FPNI
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FPCMTFU

First Post Cracked Me The Fuck Up.
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Female. Her Name is Debby.

Almost married the evil bitch 20 some years ago.
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Originally Posted By KTMRIDER:
Originally Posted By slick556:
Did you know in Bakersfield, California, Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

http://weirdsexlaws.com

I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?


Female. Her Name is Debby.

Almost married the evil bitch 20 some years ago.
so... how old would she be today?
Link Posted: 4/29/2014 1:23:03 AM EDT
Kentucky No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
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Kentucky No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
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So you're saying there's a chance
Link Posted: 4/29/2014 1:54:00 AM EDT
I challenge anyone to find an actual link to an official statute or ordinance that actually says any of these examples.
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I challenge anyone to find an actual link to an official statute or ordinance that actually says any of these examples.
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Debbie downers are not invited to our sexy party..

Anyway, S-28 says Debbie is a bitch..
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Kentucky No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
So you're saying there's a chance


Just remember a man can own a club, or a man can own a woman, never both.
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Just remember a man can own a club, or a man can own a woman, never both.
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Originally Posted By Badseed:
Originally Posted By waterglass:
Kentucky No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
So you're saying there's a chance


Just remember a man can own a club, or a man can own a woman, never both.


"It's her club officer... I tried to give it to her like 17 times.."
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Originally Posted By KTMRIDER:

I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?
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Originally Posted By KTMRIDER:
Originally Posted By slick556:
Did you know in Bakersfield, California, Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

http://weirdsexlaws.com

I'm in Bakersfield now. Is satan male or female?


How cold is it up there at night right now? I'm going to head out to Jawbone in the next week or two and have to figure out what to bring..

And, do you need me to bring you some condoms and dick bleach? I wouldn't trust the local supplies..
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Kentucky No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
So you're saying there's a chance


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