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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:25:47 PM EDT
OK, maybe it is just me having worked 60 hours (7 days straight) and having been SLAMMED all week (60% staff due to illnesses, etc.) but 2 things happened tonight that were noteworthy:

1 - my favorite 750 pound woman (shudder) is back. I went to do some xrays of her knee. Hmm, gee, I wonder why your knee hurts? Couldn't be the 750 fucking pounds of lard you are putting on it? So I get up there and there are some nurses in there trying to assist her to get out of bed - she wants to use the bathroom. She is cursing, yelling, etc. (in addition to being fat, she's a really nasty spiteful person.) Well, just as she is getting to the edge of the bed . . . it BREAKS! This is a $30,000 bed, made with high quality steel, and it fucking breaks! Never had that happen before. Plus, in the process, guess who got a full-monty beaver shot? I literally almost threw up, and that has never happened to me before. It may be quite some time before I can have sex again.



2 - I finally realized what was bugging me/bothering me so much on some of our floors. There is a TV channel on our cable here that shows these beautiful scenes of nature, waterfalls, mountains, etc. Nice, soft music playing the whole time. I finally figured out why it bothered me - remember the scene from Soylent Green where Heston's buddy goes to get euthanized? Same sort of thing going on - pretty ironic that this channel is on in most of the rooms where people are comatose.

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:26:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:28:36 PM EDT
Whew! I thought you were going to write about a rash of people coming in with human bites and then slipping into a coma...
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:34:27 PM EDT
That's a nice story. I'm kinda aroused now!
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:36:27 PM EDT
Just hurl a sack of flour at her and head for the wet spot(s)

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:38:34 PM EDT
full monty beaver shot, oh man that was sweet.....
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:40:45 PM EDT
And this will teach your ass to not call in sick over the holidays.......<cough, cough>

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:49:12 PM EDT
How the hell can someone weigh 750 fucking pounds?!?!?!?

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:52:48 PM EDT
... Hey buddy, you chose your career
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 4:56:49 PM EDT
The horror.


Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:01:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
And this will teach your ass to not call in sick over the holidays.......<cough, cough>




Problem was I wasn't sick and didn't call in, but I should have.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:02:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
How the hell can someone weigh 750 fucking pounds?!?!?!?




By eating everything in sight and not exercising? And get this - SHE HAS KIDS! Her daughter is like 400 pounds. Ugh.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:05:17 PM EDT
Damn.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:05:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
How the hell can someone weigh 750 fucking pounds?!?!?!?




By eating everything in sight and not exercising? And get this - SHE HAS KIDS! Her daughter is like 400 pounds. Ugh.



Well who feeds them? At that weight you cant get food for yourself.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:06:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
How the hell can someone weigh 750 fucking pounds?!?!?!?




By eating everything in sight and not exercising? And get this - SHE HAS KIDS! Her daughter is like 400 pounds. Ugh.



Well who feeds them? At that weight you cant get food for yourself.



They roll around?

Link Posted: 12/27/2005 5:12:07 PM EDT
I like visiting the ER waiting room when I'm short on beer funds to find alternative excitement, what I do is I look for the sickest person in the room, set down next to them and , then I get up and go sit down next to someone else.


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