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Posted: 5/3/2015 10:12:03 PM EDT
So we have this oddball neighbor lady that has popped up on the radar of the wife. Quick background for context: shes married, husband travels a lot, a few kids, seems to be very bored or socially awkward.

Ok, so on to the latest incident, note past incidents have been similar. I'm out doing some yard work in the front today and I see her and her kids milling around, we don't exchange pleasantries and both go about our business. Wife comes out a short time later and is doing random stuff here and there, neighbor lady is sitting on her front porch, wife ducks in to the garage really quick and neighbor lady yells across the street my name. I turn and look, and she invites me to come over later as they're having some sort of 'get together'. No mention/acknowledgement of my wife even though she was just seen outside with me 15 seconds ago. I make something up and go in to there garage, wife overheard it and snidely asks me "so, gonna go?". I laugh and make a joke of it, but the wife doesn't seem amused by the situation.

There have been incidents like this in the past where neighbor lady will come over and make small talk about stuff with no purpose, vague, disorganized details, etc.

No real point to this story, just seeing where GD takes it.

Also, no wife pics (job sec and all that), CSB, etc.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:12:38 PM EDT
No pics of neighbor lady or wife?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:13:43 PM EDT
Nice work bro. That means you still got it goin' on.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:13:56 PM EDT
FPNI
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:14:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:14:21 PM EDT
Neighbor lady pics. needed !!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:14:51 PM EDT
She definitely wants the D
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:15:10 PM EDT
Bring crab dip, post pics
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:15:24 PM EDT
She wants the D
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:16:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wjoutlaw:
She definitely wants the D
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Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:16:35 PM EDT
She wants your nuts op.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:17:03 PM EDT
OP is trolling - no one is that stupid to not know the neighbor wants the D.

Or help mowing the lawn. Same thing really.

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Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:17:04 PM EDT
In before the bunny boiling.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:17:15 PM EDT
We need pics to decide if this is a CSB or not.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:17:37 PM EDT
Sounds like you should avoid any situation where just you and neighbor lady might be alone. Who knows what story she might present.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:18:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aquaman67:
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yup..careful
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:19:20 PM EDT
IBTDT

(in before the divorce thread)
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:19:22 PM EDT
Pool party?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:21:03 PM EDT
No pics? This doesn't even rate as a CSB.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:22:51 PM EDT
She wants the SDB (sly dick business). Throw her a bone, tell the wifey to film from across the street, and then mow her lawn. Good neighbors and all that.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:25:49 PM EDT
She and your wife are actually good friends. They've devised this ruse to test your faithfulness.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:26:14 PM EDT
Before making any decisions, make sure she has viable means to wash her pussy.

... one of the many things that I have learned from GD.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:27:17 PM EDT
Homeless lady in NH story dies, new crazy neighbor story starts. Love it. GD, don't fail me now!
(OP, you ca blur out your wifey's face...)
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:27:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Erevis:
Before making any decisions, make sure she has viable means to wash her pussy.

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That's some sig line material right there for the taking.!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:30:34 PM EDT
Either your wife trusts you, or she doesn't. Doesn't matter if Eva Green moved in next door and invited only you over.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:32:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Erevis:
Before making any decisions, make sure she has viable means to wash her pussy.

... one of the many things that I have learned from GD.
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This is a problem rarely except in GD
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:34:09 PM EDT
Is this your neighbor?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:34:20 PM EDT
She wants the D
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:42:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:46:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:





That's some sig line material right there for the taking.!
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Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Before making any decisions, make sure she has viable means to wash her pussy.

... one of the many things that I have learned from GD.





That's some sig line material right there for the taking.!



I can't take credit for it. A poster in Rodent's crazy hippy neighbor thread pointed that out, and I am still finding dried coffee on my monitor for having read it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:50:24 PM EDT
Since she was gonna be mad anyways, ya shoulda answered "Maybe, she's always bitching that I don't spend much time with our kids."


Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:52:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
OP is trolling - no one is that stupid to not know the neighbor wants the D.

Or help mowing the lawn. Same thing really.

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As an auto mechanic, they usually just want me to fix their car..
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:56:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AMTguy:
She wants the SDB (sly dick business). Throw her a bone, tell the wifey to film from across the street, and then mow her lawn. Good neighbors and all that.
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I will try to get a neighbor pic. Shes blond, mid/late 30s, not in the best shape since shes squeezed more than a few out, but a rather large posterior. I also assume it looks better in the jeans/yoga pants than it does out of them.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:57:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By naludiablo:
Sounds like you should avoid any situation where just you and neighbor lady might be alone. Who knows what story she might present.
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This..... Big time!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 10:59:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SDB666:




I will try to get a neighbor pic. Shes blond, mid/late 30s, not in the best shape since shes squeezed more than a few out, but a rather large posterior. I also assume it looks better in the jeans/yoga pants than it does out of them.
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Originally Posted By SDB666:
Originally Posted By AMTguy:
She wants the SDB (sly dick business). Throw her a bone, tell the wifey to film from across the street, and then mow her lawn. Good neighbors and all that.




I will try to get a neighbor pic. Shes blond, mid/late 30s, not in the best shape since shes squeezed more than a few out, but a rather large posterior. I also assume it looks better in the jeans/yoga pants than it does out of them.


So have her leave them on, and just cut a hole in 'em.




Hmmm... Crotchless Yoga Pants.... An idea whose time has come.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:00:23 PM EDT
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Double-tapped dat ass.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:00:26 PM EDT
Why aren't you being neighborly?
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Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:03:29 PM EDT
Honestly that sounds like my wife. She's probably nervous. I do think it's weird for you to not assume both are invited. How is she supposed to ask your wife if she's always ducking out?

Of course you don't have to be friends with her.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:19:36 PM EDT
Are you foing or not?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:24:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ogive:


This..... Big time!!
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Originally Posted By naludiablo:
Sounds like you should avoid any situation where just you and neighbor lady might be alone. Who knows what story she might present.


This..... Big time!!


I try to avoid her, she hasn't given me *that* vibe yet, but she has gotten another female's attention. Who knows. One woman's shit is enough for me.

Originally Posted By JonnyVain:
Honestly that sounds like my wife. She's probably nervous. I do think it's weird for you to not assume both are invited. How is she supposed to ask your wife if she's always ducking out?

Of course you don't have to be friends with her.


This is where it is weird. They've spoken before, WNL has shared life details, marriage details, etc. She saw my wife and I both out there, but only chose to extend the invite to me, not like "Hey SDB, we're having a thing later on, why don't you and Mrs SDB come on by?".

She'll flag me down with random stuff about dogs, neighbors, comes by to give me kids toys, etc....shes WAY more engaging to me than the Mrs.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 11:28:15 PM EDT
ayep. still got it.
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