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Posted: 10/29/2001 6:54:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2001 6:52:47 PM EDT by lordtrader]
Very strange indeed. I figure I try one of these on-line dating dealy cause frankly I need to get laid. Well I get an e-mail tonite. Normally I get e-mail promoting porn sites, call girls, etc. Well tonite I get an e-mail who's name looked strangely familiar. So I send one back just to gather more intel and I get a reply "You idiot don't you remember me!!!!" So I figure hey how rude. So I send one back asking for more info. I get an e-mail back with answers to my questions. The hair in the back of my head stood up on end. This was a girl I dated 11yrs ago. She was 20 I was 23. So to verify I asked about a specific moment that only she and I and one other person would know. Well she knew what it was. You see my old roommate walked in on us one morning while I was....well....dining out without going out [:)] So WTF this chick is in Dallas too. This is weird. I move out of state and I figure I would be safe from ex's and bang I run into one on an online dating dealy. WEIRD I thought. But I thought you guy might enjoy the story. Well gonna go back to see if I have an e-mail. BTW she was kinda plump when we dated. NOt fat, just a lil extra in certain places. Hmmm wonder if she's skinny now or huge. Could go either way you know.
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 6:56:49 PM EDT
So did we get our eyebrows wet...?
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 6:57:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 6:58:19 PM EDT
Dunno if I still have dining priveleges. She was the first red head I ever had. I was hooked thereafter.
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:01:06 PM EDT
LT, during times of not gettin any, even large womenz be fine...!
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:02:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2001 6:56:49 PM EDT by I_am_Sancho]
Originally Posted By lordtrader: . She was the first red head I ever had. I was hooked thereafter.
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don't be fooled for a second, the email is the government at work, trying to initiate contact, or possibly terrorists. they will always exploit weaknesses like that. time to start learning how to locate your rifle farm without the aid of a gps. check those foodstores and mask filters while your at it.
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:08:05 PM EDT
I agree redheads do have a more delicate flavor, very tasty but not too strong...[:D]
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:23:56 PM EDT
What is ya boy......stupid or somethin? You either follow this up or quitcherbitchin about womenz ya here? Hey.......get with the chick and if she ain't exactly yer cup o'tea............more bluntly put, if she be more of a gallon or two of tea, well, do her anyhow if ya get the chance and worry about the rest later. This could be exactly what you been looking for know that? Keep us posted, and um...good luck..............red heads are quite tasty BTW.
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:30:17 PM EDT
you know they say doin a fat chick is like riding a moped. its fun to ride just don't let anyone catch you on one. john
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:32:54 PM EDT
Hey I don't know she's fat....yet. But when we were dating the potential was there. [;)] I will be trying to get jiggy wid that thats for sure. Unless Mr. Happy says no [:(]
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:34:06 PM EDT
just do it, it should be better than talkin about it here. john
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:40:07 PM EDT
Hell just roll her in flour and poke the wet spot...[:D]
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:44:49 PM EDT
I e-mailed her my number, let see if she calls. I had forgotten who broke up with whom though. Wether I pissed her off(more than likely I did it at that age) or it ended amiably. Hopefully she doesn't just want to get back at me for something I did way back then. This will haunt me till I find out.
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:48:18 PM EDT
Ah, the fine taste of the red head, savor it. Ask for pics and send her some of yourself fondling your favorite gun. Or puppy, if you want to get "jiggy". Go for, the worst that could happen is you pay for a $300 dinner and get slapped in the face at the end of the night. Ice
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:49:43 PM EDT
Body armor and a kevlar cup might be called for. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/29/2001 7:52:44 PM EDT
I went on a date wearing a cup once, she was a soccer player, and, well... um, let's just say for the record that I didn't remove it that evening, she took care of it. Definitely body armor, if she knows your fondest for guns, she might be packing, too. Good luck, Ice
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 3:34:48 AM EDT
LT, during times of not gettin any, even large womenz be fine...!
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....And they start to look reeeaaal good too! Hey LT!....If you decide to get some, take some pictures of her and post it up....[:)]
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 4:19:32 AM EDT
Wait Just One Minute.... It might be Imbrog|io using a disguise !!! [;)] Speaking of which... Does anyone know where he disappeared to ?
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 4:37:20 AM EDT
Got an e-mail back this morning, she's engaged. [:(] She does web design now and was doing research for a singles club web page she's building and ran across my profile. Just my luck. Going out to lunch with her on Monday. I think I'll let her pick up the check.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 5:06:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 6:10:36 AM EDT
Have fun talking about nothing. Oh well, she could have been uglier than you remember and looking for a man to saddle and chain. Hey! if you put marriage in that tone, it sounds fun [}:D] Enjoy yourself, Ice
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 6:38:30 AM EDT
She's [size=6]HUGE!!!![/size=6] Bet on it. Nuckles. [smash]
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 7:50:27 AM EDT
If she asked YOU out I'd let her pick it up too.Otherwise I'd split it w/her.I was not born to kiss these womenz asses who all want equalrightscrap and then EXPECT US guys to ALWAYS pick up the check.
Link Posted: 10/31/2001 12:17:45 AM EDT
maybe she will have a friend you can meet? john
Link Posted: 10/31/2001 12:41:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Unless Mr. Happy says no [:(]
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Speaking of which. You get them damn pills yet, LT? How's that going?
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