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Posted: 1/22/2013 11:39:17 AM EDT
A virgin christian girl, with a clean record, over 21, with a CHL, walks into a school for class...



She doesn't trust her campus's "No Guns Allowed" policy, and brings her Glock 19 with her in her purse.




A bad man enters the building, wielding virgin seeking baby killer machine guns with bullets that could take down the empire state building in a single blow. He has 9 Beta-C mags, 2 AR15's, dual wielding 5-7's...




He walks in to her classroom, says something stupid to portray his would be glory...




The girl takes out her concealed gun, shoots him dead. Saving the lives of 300 people in her classroom.




What happens to the girl?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:40:31 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:40:59 AM EDT
[#2]
Crucified by the media as a racist gun owner.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:41:00 AM EDT
[#3]
She's 21 and still a virgin?
Answer: She is given the key to the city and made emperess.

Since your first statement was steeped in fantasy so will be my answer.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:42:27 AM EDT
[#4]
Real tragedy here is she's a 21 year old virgin.......Well maybe not for the lucky fucker that nails it....
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:43:57 AM EDT
[#5]
A 21 year-old virgin?

Sounds like she suffers from the crazy.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:46:11 AM EDT
[#6]
1. Expelled by the school.

2. Investigated by the police.

3. Sued by fellow student.

4. "Questioned" on all aspects of her life decisions by Fox/CNN/MSNBC

5.  Bullied and lampooned for being a virgin by MTV and John Stewart.

6.  Parade thrown in her honor in rural America.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:46:46 AM EDT
[#7]
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A 21 year-old virgin?

Sounds like she suffers from the crazy.


6. Bullied and lampooned by MTV and John Stewart, and....oh, GD.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:48:05 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
A 21 year-old virgin?

Sounds like she suffers from the crazy.


6. Bullied and lampooned by MTV and John Stewart, and....oh, GD.


lol

Is there something you're trying to tell us?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:48:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Here's the biggest problem.

Nobody in the media/left would admit that she saved lives. They would say 'We don't KNOW that he would have even shot anybody!"
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:48:55 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:49:36 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:49:46 AM EDT
[#12]
What state did this take place in? I feel that the location could make a difference.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:50:53 AM EDT
[#13]
School expels her, cops pat her on the back, and the media ignores the story to run a different "School massacre" that was really a bad drug deal 6 blocks from the school they have their cameras pointed at.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:51:20 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Here's the biggest problem.

Nobody in the media/left would admit that she saved lives. They would say 'We don't KNOW that he would have even shot anybody!"


+1

It's always best to WAIT until the guy starts murdering people, just to be safe.


And unfortunately I'm not kidding.  


Even then. If he said 'I'm going to kill all 50 of you stupid kids!', and managed to shoot 10 of them before dying, she wouldn't be credited with saving 40 lives.

If the media counted lives saved, they wouldn't have an argument. All they can do is count dead bodies, including the baby-didna-do-nuffin murdering scum.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:51:21 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Here's the biggest problem.



Nobody in the media/left would admit that she saved lives. They would say 'We don't KNOW that he would have even shot anybody!"




+1



It's always best to WAIT until the guy starts murdering people, just to be safe.





And unfortunately I'm not kidding.  


Ok, he pops his Pmag and murders 20 people, injures 50 more. She then shoots him. Now what?

 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:51:34 AM EDT
[#16]
She'll be expelled and offered a scholarship in Utah, where 21-year-old virgin Christians and carrying guns at school are both commonplace enough to be considered "normal."
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:51:59 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Here's the biggest problem.

Nobody in the media/left would admit that she saved lives. They would say 'We don't KNOW that he would have even shot anybody!"


+1

It's always best to WAIT until the guy starts murdering people, just to be safe.


And unfortunately I'm not kidding.  


That's the really sad thing.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:52:19 AM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:


What state did this take place in? I feel that the location could make a difference.


Do a New York version (can they even CCW?)

 



Do a Texas version
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:53:16 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
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A 21 year-old virgin?

Sounds like she suffers from the crazy.


6. Bullied and lampooned by MTV and John Stewart, and....oh, GD.


Yeah, something about her knees and elbows, and quite possibly needing a sammich.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:54:02 AM EDT
[#20]
In Texas the use of a firearm to protect oneself trumps gun free zone crap.  Still she probably would get in trouble with the school.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:54:47 AM EDT
[#21]
Is she white, black, or hispanic?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:58:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
In Texas the use of a firearm to protect oneself trumps gun free zone crap.  Still she probably would get in trouble with the school.


Is this all of Texas, or just those areas outside Dallas?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:59:04 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Here's the biggest problem.

Nobody in the media/left would admit that she saved lives. They would say 'We don't KNOW that he would have even shot anybody!"


+1

It's always best to WAIT until the guy starts murdering people, just to be safe.


And unfortunately I'm not kidding.  

Ok, he pops his Pmag and murders 20 people, injures 50 more. She then shoots him. Now what?  


Then they say 'See, even when an armed citizen is present, they can't stop the shooter quickly enough to save lives. The police would have stopped him by then anyway'.

Seriously, there is no winning against children. They just say 'nu-uh!' and move on.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:59:05 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Is she white, black, or hispanic?


You need to ask if the potential mass murderer (he didn't kill anyone just yet) is black/white/hispanic.
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