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Posted: 12/31/2011 4:42:31 PM EDT
Which weapon light is the best?





 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:43:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't get too drunk.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:43:25 PM EDT
[#2]
I think you mean how do you keep this from turning into a bad divorce?
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:43:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Get them both shitfaced drunk, drive them home and let them pass out, then go get a hooker.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:44:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Give them both ruffies and then have sex with the super models next door.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:44:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:45:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Get plenty of pictures of both and post them

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Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:45:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
My wife's attractive female friend is staying over tonight. We are all going out drinking, then coming back to the house for drinks.

How can I turn this into a good night ?

Try not to get this thread locked guys...



Your asking this group.... my condolences.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:45:41 PM EDT
[#8]
It's a little late to soundproof the basement.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:45:56 PM EDT
[#9]




Quoted:

Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.




eh... depends on the wife.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:46:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Get plenty of pictures of both and post them

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Can do. Check back later
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:46:07 PM EDT
[#11]
I predict a lot of great advice coming from this thread
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:46:25 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:






Quoted:


Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.






eh... depends on the wife.

Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:46:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Well, that most likely depends on if you are looking for a divorce to occur in 2012.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:46:56 PM EDT
[#14]
The pictures are not loading
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:47:03 PM EDT
[#15]
All I can do is say good luck. and may the force be with you
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:47:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Get drunk and ask your wife's friend, "Which of us do you find more attractive, her or me?"
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:47:49 PM EDT
[#17]
And the curse continues...
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:48:04 PM EDT
[#18]
Always drink less than them. If you have a higher tolerance for alcohol, drink as much as them...



PROFIT!



And, in before the divorce.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:48:19 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.




eh... depends on the wife.




yeah my wifes pretty open minded...


If this is the case, a three way kiss at midnight should get the ball rolling.....

 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:48:22 PM EDT
[#20]
Spy camera??
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:48:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Be the DD and make sure they have a "real" good time !

Win Win later
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:49:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Lawyer up
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:49:35 PM EDT
[#23]
You know the rules pics of wife and friend.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:49:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:51:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
My wife's attractive female friend is staying over tonight. We are all going out drinking, then coming back to the house for drinks.

How can I turn this into a good night ?

Try not to get this thread locked guys...



Drink freely
have camera in living when you return home.
suggest a 'modeling contest'
????
profit!
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:51:06 PM EDT
[#26]
I all seriousness.....start off by making jokes about it...kinda feel it out. Start talking about when you were kids and stupid games like truth or dare....then suggest you guys play it....this has worked for me a few times in the past!!

  Oh....big one here.....YOU don't get too drunk...let THEM!!!  






If all that fails.....Ruffy's...?    
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:51:12 PM EDT
[#27]


Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:51:15 PM EDT
[#28]
Can be epic. Can be a disaster. Your wife has to lead here. No other way to make it work.



Waiting on the womenz responce.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:52:02 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
shit she almost caught me posting.

be back in a bit


Busted.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:52:13 PM EDT
[#30]
1) Do not be the one to suggest anything.

2) Do not jump at the first suggestion.

3) Stay reasonably sober to perform but act a lot drunker in order to claim you were just as uninhibited due to liquor as the women.

4) SIIHPAPP



Now fo...


Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:52:19 PM EDT
[#31]
Yeah, this is going to turn out nice.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:54:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Since it is your wife you should have a pretty good handle on how she would feel about something like that.

This thread is thin on details, so no advice.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:55:35 PM EDT
[#33]
This is going to turn out well.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:55:50 PM EDT
[#34]
When this happened to me, the wife ended up crashing in the bedroom, the GF on the
couch.

My hands ended up (somehow) up the GF's shirt.


Not good.

Edited: It was also New Years Eve. Eight years ago
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:56:06 PM EDT
[#35]
Just whip your dick out like a boss and ask, "Who's first?"
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:59:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Well, I'm in.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:59:10 PM EDT
[#37]
Tag for the 911 call
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 4:59:44 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



Quoted:

My wife's attractive female friend is staying over tonight. We are all going out drinking, then coming back to the house for drinks.



How can I turn this into a good night ?



Try not to get this thread locked guys...







Your asking this group.... my condolences.


This. You're asking for women advice here? In GD? What exactly are you trying to do here? Make things worse?



 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:02:28 PM EDT
[#39]
In on 1
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:03:07 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Yeah, this is going to turn out nice.....


.....or at least entertaining.



 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:04:09 PM EDT
[#41]
make sure you only drink half of what they do...
 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:04:22 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
My wife's attractive female friend is staying over tonight. We are all going out drinking, then coming back to the house for drinks.

How can I turn this into a good night ?

Try not to get this thread locked guys...



Your asking this group.... my condolences.

This. You're asking for women advice here? In GD? What exactly are you trying to do here? Make things worse?
 


HAHA..you would be surprised how many "closet" freaks there are in the world....The one's that ALWAYS blew me away in the bedroom are the same one's that are in Church every Sunday, and Say porn is gross....
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:04:31 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.


eh... depends on the wife.


yeah my wifes pretty open minded...


She won't be THAT open minded
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:04:32 PM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:


Well, I'm in.


Apparently, that's also what the OP wants to be able to say sometime later on tonight.



 
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:04:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Advanced planning is key; do you have a Hot Tub?
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:06:38 PM EDT
[#46]
I sense a train wreck coming!
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:06:47 PM EDT
[#47]
Either he has been bitch slapped and running for his car right now...or he is having a REALLY good time......
Tag for outcome.    
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:07:29 PM EDT
[#48]
Tag, this could be a fun read.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:07:30 PM EDT
[#49]
In before the eject thread.
Link Posted: 12/31/2011 5:07:51 PM EDT
[#50]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Never let another person into your bedroom, of course unless you like drama and a strong possibility of a divorce once your wife sobers up.




eh... depends on the wife.




yeah my wifes pretty open minded...


which is why you don't do anything involving another woman even if she initiates it.  She will see that you only have eyes for her and it will keep her open mindedness focused on you rather than a fuck buddy in the future you wont know about because she harbors some bad feelings and seeks revenge because you look like you enjoyed fucking her friend too much that one time and you really pissed her off lately.



Ill take my fee of 100 dollars by cash or money order for saving your marriage now.



 
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