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Posted: 10/28/2013 7:52:58 AM EDT
Ha! Suck it, ghetto motherfuckers and your single tootsie rolls!
Costco has a smokin' deal on big bags of full size, figured what the heck, give it a shot this year. Will be curious to see whether kids get excited or if they'll feel entitled. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive to your house/neighborhood
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When I was young I always loved those houses that passed out full sizers!
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive too your house/neighborhood View Quote Will they broadcast an announcement on the Ghetto Radio Network listing the addresses of the full size candy houses? Last year we had over 100 trick or treaters. I kept count since it was a new neighborhood. I should check last year's thread to see the official number, can't remember anymore. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Do people even go trick or treating in neighborhoods anymore? We get like 5 kids.
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There was always this old lady that gave away full cans of pringles. This lady was scary as fuck and you had to go inside to get them. We would always climb all over each other to get out after we got the goods.
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good for you OP, this is our first year handing out candy so we only have the small stuff. I was thiking of handing out Purell as a trick but egg stains suck to cleanup.
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Just checked last year's thread, glad I posted in there. Had 125 kids.
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Will they broadcast an announcement on the Ghetto Radio Network listing the addresses of the full size candy houses? Last year we had over 100 trick or treaters. I kept count since it was a new neighborhood. I should check last year's thread to see the official number, can't remember anymore. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive too your house/neighborhood Will they broadcast an announcement on the Ghetto Radio Network listing the addresses of the full size candy houses? Last year we had over 100 trick or treaters. I kept count since it was a new neighborhood. I should check last year's thread to see the official number, can't remember anymore. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I did this our first year in our new house. We had 1 kid stop by. That's right, 1. Apparently Halloween isn't a thing in my town. That kid got as much as he wanted, since it was about 2100 by then. He racked up. I told him to take as much as he wanted. He looked at me like I was a god. I felt pretty good, since he was wearing a pretty shabby costume, and it was obvious his family didn't have a lot of money. Hope he enjoyed it. |
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People still trick or treat? Last year I think about 10 kids showed up at the door and I got to enjoy a LOT of leftover candy. About 10 years ago you'd have 50-100 kids show up.
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Never had anyone stop by. And I live in town.
New place this year though. So maybe it will be different. |
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Never had anyone stop by. And I live in town.
New place this year though. So maybe it will be different. |
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My parents have been doing that for a couple years now. I was over there one year and the excitement from the kid's when they realized they were getting full sized candy bars was great.
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I did this our first year in our new house. We had 1 kid stop by. That's right, 1. Apparently Halloween isn't a thing in my town. That kid got as much as he wanted, since it was about 2100 by then. He racked up. I told him to take as much as he wanted. He looked at me like I was a god. I felt pretty good, since he was wearing a pretty shabby costume, and it was obvious his family didn't have a lot of money. Hope he enjoyed it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive too your house/neighborhood Will they broadcast an announcement on the Ghetto Radio Network listing the addresses of the full size candy houses? Last year we had over 100 trick or treaters. I kept count since it was a new neighborhood. I should check last year's thread to see the official number, can't remember anymore. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I did this our first year in our new house. We had 1 kid stop by. That's right, 1. Apparently Halloween isn't a thing in my town. That kid got as much as he wanted, since it was about 2100 by then. He racked up. I told him to take as much as he wanted. He looked at me like I was a god. I felt pretty good, since he was wearing a pretty shabby costume, and it was obvious his family didn't have a lot of money. Hope he enjoyed it. When we are ready to turn the porch light off we always give the last kid whatever is left in the bowl. Usually it is a sizeable amount and they act like they just won the lottery. |
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Good on you. Good for the kids.
I remembered all the houses that had good stuff when I was a kid. There was an old lady in one house that would give away change. Quarters, dimes and such (ETA back then that was a lot). That was fun. Stuck in my head. Sometimes candied apples. Good times. Halloween was a magical time like Christmas. |
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We are giving out full size candy bars... If any kids show up. We had 1 last year.
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Then you damn well better go full size. Maybe even king size. Make those 5 kids glad they came! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Do people even go trick or treating in neighborhoods anymore? We get like 5 kids. Then you damn well better go full size. Maybe even king size. Make those 5 kids glad they came! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I too get low numbers in my neighborhood, so we give out a couple fistfuls of the mini assorted candies. |
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I have a kid in y neighborhood in a wheelchair who usually makes it around near the end of the evening's festivities............he doesnt ask anyone to go to the door for him, but wheels himself up the driveway and to the door. I usually reserve some really good ones for him for that kind of effort
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I did this our first year in our new house. We had 1 kid stop by. That's right, 1. Apparently Halloween isn't a thing in my town. That kid got as much as he wanted, since it was about 2100 by then. He racked up. I told him to take as much as he wanted. He looked at me like I was a god. I felt pretty good, since he was wearing a pretty shabby costume, and it was obvious his family didn't have a lot of money. Hope he enjoyed it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive too your house/neighborhood Will they broadcast an announcement on the Ghetto Radio Network listing the addresses of the full size candy houses? Last year we had over 100 trick or treaters. I kept count since it was a new neighborhood. I should check last year's thread to see the official number, can't remember anymore. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I did this our first year in our new house. We had 1 kid stop by. That's right, 1. Apparently Halloween isn't a thing in my town. That kid got as much as he wanted, since it was about 2100 by then. He racked up. I told him to take as much as he wanted. He looked at me like I was a god. I felt pretty good, since he was wearing a pretty shabby costume, and it was obvious his family didn't have a lot of money. Hope he enjoyed it. |
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I remember in college at one of our houses we got a bag of candy just in case any parents let their kids come by. It was a shitty house and we often had beer cans on our shitty coffee table and couch on the front porch.
Those little bastards showed up in droves, we had to do like 3 emergency candy runs. I was giving out cup o noodles and packs of trident gum to keep the peace. |
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive to your house/neighborhood View Quote +1 - There was a story in the Seattle Times a couple years ago about how kids (or parents) use the interwebs to target high income neighborhoods for better trick or treating . . . . By the way, I tried giving away sodas last year, and the majority of kids said they weren't allowed to drink it (even if their parents were nowhere in sight) . Good kids, but sheesh! |
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Reminds me I need to get some candy in case any chitlins come by.
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I remember in college at one of our houses we got a bag of candy just in case any parents let their kids come by. It was a shitty house and we often had beer cans on our shitty coffee table and couch on the front porch. Those little bastards showed up in droves, we had to do like 3 emergency candy runs. I was giving out cup o noodles and packs of trident gum to keep the peace. View Quote Hahah! Reminds me of several years ago, we took the kids trick or treating to a friend of the wife's. She got a look of horror on her face and said "hang on..." She came back about a minute and a half later with an Easter egg coloring kit and a package of microwave popcorn in one hand and her car keys in the other. She had completely spaced that it was Halloween and we were the first to stop at her house. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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+1 - There was a story in the Seattle Times a couple years ago about how kids (or parents) use the interwebs to target high income neighborhoods for better trick or treating . . . . By the way, I tried giving away sodas last year, and the majority of kids said they weren't allowed to drink it (even if their parents were nowhere in sight) . Good kids, but sheesh! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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except all the ghetto kids will have their parents drive to your house/neighborhood +1 - There was a story in the Seattle Times a couple years ago about how kids (or parents) use the interwebs to target high income neighborhoods for better trick or treating . . . . By the way, I tried giving away sodas last year, and the majority of kids said they weren't allowed to drink it (even if their parents were nowhere in sight) . Good kids, but sheesh! Heheh, I suppose If I wanted to be a bastard since it's a school night, I could give out Red Bulls to go with the candy bars. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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We used to walk 7 blocks over to get to the house that gave out full size candy bars every year.
The fact that I remember this decades later is an indicator of the legendary status you will gain on Thursday. |
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If kids these days are anything like in my day you will be very popular.
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The most popular one in my old neighborhood was the couple that put loose change (mostly pennies) in a huge punch bowl. You could get one handfull. That was a huge deal when a penny really bought something.
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We give out full-sized bars, because 'Merica!
Also, we're not chickenshit yuppie pussies. Pretzels? Raisins? GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
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If I lived in town I would make a big wheel the kids had to spin, like Wheel of Fortune. There would be a little banrupt sized sliver that would get you an apple or something crappy, and various other cady prizes.
The grand prize would be like a whole god damn case of hersey bars. I haven't had a trick or treater in the 6 years I have lived here though, and if I did the poor little bastard would probably get run off the property by the dog. |
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Back in the day my friends and I would always know the houses that usually gave away can of pop.
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We give out full-sized bars, because 'Merica! Also, we're not chickenshit yuppie pussies. Pretzels? Raisins? GO FUCK YOURSELF! View Quote My parents used to give out pencils and little erasers. Lamest house in the city. I've since then converted them to give out full sized candy bars and Caprisuns. |
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A house in my neighborhood gave out cash one year!
(when I was a kid) We just did "trunk or treat" at church and there was pushing 1,000 kids there. |
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We did that one year and were the favorite house in the neighborhood.
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I used to keep two bowls of candy. One of full sized bars for the neighborhood kids that I knew and recognized. Then I had a bowl of fun sized crap, sixlets, peppermint swirlies, sweet tarts and other crappy candy for ghetto rats who's mommy drives them door to door in a hoopty.
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I used to keep two bowls of candy. One of full sized bars for the neighborhood kids that I knew and recognized. Then I had a bowl of fun sized crap, sixlets, peppermint swirlies, sweet tarts and other crappy candy for ghetto rats who's mommy drives them door to door in a hoopty. View Quote Your news letter may I suscribe? |
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There was always this old lady that gave away full cans of pringles. This lady was scary as fuck and you had to go inside to get them. We would always climb all over each other to get out after we got the goods. View Quote She probably gave them away just to get kids to come to her door. I may be reading things into it, but it sounds to me like she was lonely. |
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