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Posted: 2/14/2017 12:20:40 PM EDT
Thanks to @Ridgerunner9876

I texted my wife this:

Roses are red......So are your lips.
You should sit on my face
And wiggle your hips.

She responds with:

Her: There was a murder this morning!

Me: Where?

Her: In our bathroom

Me: When?

Her: This morning silly

Me: WTF are you talking about (figured it was me due to the poem)

Her: There is blood everywhere see!



Her: More



Me: okay who is dead? (figured it was one of the cats)

Her: I found the victim, the 2 cats are sitting here looking innocent



Pic of wifey feeding her pets when it was 10* outside


Never did get an answer for the awesome poetry

Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:26:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Living the dream...
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:44:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Your cats look weird.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:45:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Stole the poem.  Hopefully I have better results.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:46:15 PM EDT
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No foolin', man.  Their necks are, like, all long n' shit.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:47:38 PM EDT
[#5]
OP gets to snuggle up with the Alpacas tonight.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:51:46 PM EDT
[#6]
I love how they barfed on it.  it's their version of the middle finger.  Fuck yo couch mouse!
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:52:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Update:  Worked for me OP.  Thanks for the poem
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:55:25 PM EDT
[#8]
She needs to quit pulling on those ponies necks like that, see how it stretches them out...
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:56:49 PM EDT
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No foolin', man.  Their necks are, like, all long n' shit.
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Your cats look weird.
No foolin', man.  Their necks are, like, all long n' shit.



I googled kittahs and got this


and then googled possum and got this
possum page


Now I am really confused


Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:58:16 PM EDT
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That is what made me go

Kind of like the cats went all MAGA on the mouse
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 1:02:11 PM EDT
[#11]
That mouse be leakin'
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 1:07:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Your Critter Abatement Technicians are more useful than mine!
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 2:02:55 PM EDT
[#13]
LMAO.
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