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Posted: 10/9/2005 9:51:46 AM EDT
I have intercepted an EMail through my wife's message board...LOOK at this crap they are sharing with each other!!!

DO NOT think that they are these "dainty" pretty young things... They are out to get us!!!

Time to resurrect the "He Man Woman Hater's Club"


EVIL I TELL YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZ
ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...... it never happened)



Sleep with one eye open gentlemen....
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 9:54:13 AM EDT
Thanks for the heads up.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 9:54:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 9:55:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2005 9:56:04 AM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]
Oooooohhhhh... this is gonna be good.


Link Posted: 10/9/2005 9:58:23 AM EDT
Dug this one up..

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Link Posted: 10/9/2005 10:00:27 AM EDT
Funny! Too FUNNY
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