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Posted: 10/27/2006 10:06:53 AM EST
Stray dog crapped in his front yard.


I couldn't help myself. I put some toilet paper on/next to it.


Instant Phantom crapper in the neighborhood.


this ought to be pretty good.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:09:30 AM EST
lmao

Someone did that to on of my neighbors, but also put a fork in it.
Dumbass even called the cops out.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:09:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Stray dog crapped in his front yard.


I couldn't help myself. I put some toilet paper on/next to it.


Instant Phantom crapper in the neighborhood.


this ought to be pretty good.




Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:10:53 AM EST
[homer]Doh![homer]


Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:11:05 AM EST
This is not a tag for future laughter.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:11:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:
lmao

Someone did that to on of my neighbors, but also put a fork in it.
Dumbass even called the cops out.



I don't predict the LEOs being called, but I'd bet he'll ask me if I'll keep an eye peeled when I'm home. Betcha I get a snort of some pretty good Irish out of the deal.

Still, it's gonna be funny, and damned hard to keep a straight face.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:14:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By TaterSalad:
This is not a tag for future laughter.


Neither is this.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:15:20 AM EST
Next time put it on a paper plate and set it on his front porch. Wrap some plastic silverware in a napkin and post a dinner pic.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:16:07 AM EST
did the phantom take a picture of it?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:18:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:20:34 AM EST
take pix next time when cops are called.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:22:06 AM EST
No Picture?

Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:26:21 AM EST
Neighbor just got home. Will keep you posted.


Betcha i get a snort of Irish Whisky out of the deal.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:27:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:28:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Neighbor just got home. Will keep you posted.


Betcha i get a snort of Irish Whisky out of the deal.


I'm willing to bet that you'll be his prime suspect.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:36:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:
lmao

Someone did that to on of my neighbors, but also put a fork in it.
Dumbass even called the cops out.


Probably requested that DNA be taken from the sample and run through the database for a hit on the offender.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:38:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Neighbor just got home. Will keep you posted.


Betcha i get a snort of Irish Whisky out of the deal.


I'm willing to bet that you'll be his prime suspect.


Yes, if he's lived next to you for any amount of time, he probably already has suspicions!
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:42:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:

Originally Posted By TaterSalad:
This is not a tag for future laughter.


Neither is this.
nor this
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:45:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:

Originally Posted By TaterSalad:
This is not a tag for future laughter.


Neither is this.
nor this


What are you guys talking about.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:46:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:



Betcha i get a snort of Irish Whisky out of the deal.



So you'll play with dog shit for booze?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step brother.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:10:38 PM EST
Happened as planned with a hitch.

He saw the pile, called and asked if I had seen anyone, so I ran across the street.

sat down at the small bar in the rec room.

offered to keep an eye peeled for the perp and got offered a snort.

Then he said he was going to call his daughter that had moved out recently and see if she was being stalked or something. It ain't right leaving a guy worried about his family, so I offered to look at the pile. I did and told him it looked like dogshit to me and that the TP had probably been placed there by some smartassed kid.

He looked relieved and offered me another little taste.

He knows, I know that he knows, and he knows that I know that he knows, but a word will never be said about it for at least a couple of years, then we'll have a chuckle.


Tolja I'd get a pretty good taste of Irish out of it!

It's great living in a neighborhood like this.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:12:46 PM EST
I was going to suggest that you tell him that you saw the guy/girl that did the deed but it looks like you have a plan!
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:26:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Neighbor just got home. Will keep you posted.


Betcha i get a snort of Irish Whisky out of the deal.


I'm willing to bet that you'll be his prime suspect.


The same thought came rapidly to mind here, too. I don't suppose he knew about you and the SEC did he?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:37:08 PM EST
And HE'S the odd one, right?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:37:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:
lmao

Someone did that to on of my neighbors, but also put a fork in it.
Dumbass even called the cops out.



I don't predict the LEOs being called, but I'd bet he'll ask me if I'll keep an eye peeled when I'm home. Betcha I get a snort of some pretty good Irish out of the deal.

Still, it's gonna be funny, and damned hard to keep a straight face.



If anyone can, it'll be you ! You're a nut, hahaha
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:41:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Stray dog crapped in his front yard.


I couldn't help myself. I put some toilet paper on/next to it.


Instant Phantom crapper in the neighborhood.


this ought to be pretty good.


You get an A for ingenuity.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:14:11 AM EST
NOW that is FUNNY what has the world come to when cops are called to a drive by shitting?? I'm still laughing!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:20:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:22:52 AM EST
"Phantom Crapper"
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:32:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By 6731HBAR:
NOW that is FUNNY what has the world come to when cops are called to a drive by shitting?? I'm still laughing!!


Ooops, I read it wrong, even though the cops were not called, it is still funny.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:36:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:

Originally Posted By TaterSalad:
This is not a tag for future laughter.


Neither is this.
nor this


What are you guys talking about.


Nothing.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:05:33 AM EST
We had a Phantom Shitter at college. Lasted weeks.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:19:38 AM EST
A few years back I had a problem neighbor across the street who would call the police for every sort of imagined problem. Then one day he stopped me as I was doing yardwork and told me that dogs had been crapping on his lawn and since he had to go out of town, would I watch his yard. All I did was check it for piles and since none appeared, I had to leave one myself.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:47:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 4:49:52 AM EST by PeteCO]
Back when I was college someone left a pile of grogans in one of the showers. You would have thought the staff of the dorm building was trying to solve a murder. No, it wasn't me, but it was fucking hilarous when they had a damn meeting about it, telling the whole (co-ed) floor about the seriousness of the matter.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:58:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:05:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 5:06:41 AM EST by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:07:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:11:43 AM EST
damn...you never cease to amuse me!



(are we going to get some more SEC action this election?)
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:34:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Happened as planned with a hitch.

He saw the pile, called and asked if I had seen anyone, so I ran across the street.

sat down at the small bar in the rec room.

offered to keep an eye peeled for the perp and got offered a snort.

Then he said he was going to call his daughter that had moved out recently and see if she was being stalked or something. It ain't right leaving a guy worried about his family, so I offered to look at the pile. I did and told him it looked like dogshit to me and that the TP had probably been placed there by some smartassed kid.

He looked relieved and offered me another little taste.

He knows, I know that he knows, and he knows that I know that he knows, but a word will never be said about it for at least a couple of years, then we'll have a chuckle.


Tolja I'd get a pretty good taste of Irish out of it!

It's great living in a neighborhood like this.


You are my hero!


B
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:14:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 9:17:07 AM EST by piccolo]
Daughter saw me out in the yard today. She was home visiting(she has her own place).

She told me to make it a point to 'trick or Treat' this year, as her dad just broke out another jug to replace the one I killed. Remy-Martin Cognac, which I love.

I know more about their rec room bar than they do because years ago, the daughter started letting me know when Dad got a freebie of good hootch during the holidays.

She thinks it's funny.(Also, she remembers me catching her doing stupid things growing up, and I'd chew her out from time to time, but I never ratted her out. She's in her 20s now and a delightful young woman with a really sharp sense of humor.

They drink their habitual stuff, and I gernerally get offered the good stuff.

When I TP'd the doggy doo, I figured they still had some of that good Irish left over because they haven't had people in for months and neither of them drink it.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:16:42 AM EST
ost.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:25:12 AM EST
If I didnt know better, I'd say that you must live nearby Ziti.
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