Wasps are effing A**holes!

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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:05:22 AM EDT

Saw a wasp buzzing around my office this morning so I opened the window to let it out. What do I get for my troubles? It flew up my shorts and stung me on the ass. I now have 4 stings on my ass and inner thigh from this bastard and will be spending my lunch hour with a coworker's bag of frozen peas shoved down my pants! He's still flying around and I now have a jar to catch him in.

What is the ARFCOM approved method of execution? Any sting remedies would be useful also.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:07:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:08:50 AM EDT

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Dad, is that you?

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:09:29 AM EDT

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*looks at handle and laughs harder*

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:09:38 AM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:12:06 AM EDT

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Why the hell are you trying to catch a damn wasp?
.... Or provide it's means of escape?

All out war, man.... Is the only way

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:12:34 AM EDT

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You were waaaaay too nice

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:12:37 AM EDT

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Pic of swollen ass

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:13:21 AM EDT

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Benadryl.

Sorry to hear about the ass.

Wasps will fuck your shit up, yo.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:13:29 AM EDT

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and he's still flying around

LOL

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:15:02 AM EDT

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Once you catch him in the jar, I would microwave him.

Just to be sure.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:17:15 AM EDT

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Best first reply screen name and avatar in the entire history of Arfcom.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:18:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:19:55 AM EDT

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:22:45 AM EDT

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My sides!

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:23:51 AM EDT

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Lesson learned. Never try to be nice to a wasp.

Same goes for liberals, sharks, and crocodiles.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:28:29 AM EDT

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Stung 4x and wasp isn't dead ?? OP, fails at CQB skills...I am disappoint.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:29:28 AM EDT

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OP....why you do dat?

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:30:00 AM EDT

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My favorites
1. Mapp gas torch
2. Spray adhesive, they can't fly with wings stuck together and as they come out of the hole, they stick to each other
3. Carb cleaner or brake clean, smell goes away quickly when indoors
4. For long range, wasp&hornet spray

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:39:04 AM EDT

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It was a 6 legged, winged ninja. I feel lucky to be alive.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:40:28 AM EDT

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The dip? What does that do to organics?

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:41:02 AM EDT

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We've used fire, freon, electric tennis rackets, m80 firecrackers, blackcats, carb cleaner, soapy water, and weedeaters.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:41:37 AM EDT

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Holy FPNI, batman!

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:45:18 AM EDT

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Once you catch him in the jar, I would microwave him.

Just to be sure.

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WHAT?! Are you trying to make an angry mutant super wasp?

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:45:48 AM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:48:53 AM EDT

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Brake cleaner.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:51:35 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:53:37 AM EDT

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The most appropriate user name of all time

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:58:39 AM EDT

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Mash up some charcoal mix some water and rub on skin.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:06:42 PM EDT

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Years ago, we had a wasp hive that I didn't know about. As my wife and daughter were walking up to our front door, minding their own business, a few wasps started stinging them. As they ran up the sidewalk, the wasps chased them.

Now, had they stung me, I would have been a little upset. But they stung my wimminz. They crossed the line.

I did the obvious, I obtained copious quantities of wasp-killing chemical weapons from Home Depot, and laid waste to them, their friends, their families, and any wasps they once dated. I got the kind that not only works right away, but sticks around for a week, so if any of their friends or ex's come to check up on them, they get deaded, too. If I see anything that even LOOKS like a wasp hive in my yard, it gets doused in generous quantities of WMWD - weapons of mass wasp destruction.

As for a "remedy", take a couple of benedryl, and put some lidocaine on the sting for temporary relief, and hydrocortisone cream on it for longer-term relief.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:09:39 PM EDT

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I have one of these. Works great and is fun-

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:19:39 PM EDT

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So when this creature invaded some of your most personal space, what exactly did you do?

How did it not suffer any damage that would preclude any further attack?

Your narrative is short on details and borders on the incredulous.

4 stings on your lower body and you could not crush it while it was contained within your clothing?

I'm going to need a MS Paint diagram of how this went down, for science of course.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:42:29 PM EDT

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So when this creature invaded some of your most personal space, what exactly did you do?

How did it not suffer any damage that would preclude any further attack?

Your narrative is short on details and borders on the incredulous.

4 stings on your lower body and you could not crush it while it was contained within your clothing?

I'm going to need a MS Paint diagram of how this went down, for science of course.

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The first sting was about 7" up my inner right thigh as I shifted my body to reach the telephone. Startled I jumped straight up out of my chair, allowing the demonic insect access through the now loose fabric of my shorts to crawl further up my thigh and deliver two more stings nearly simultaneously. Realizing what was happening, I employed the same muscle memory I had developed for accessing a glock 43 in an ankle holster. I.E., I grabbed my shorts/underwear and forced them to my ankles in a squatting motion. Luckily, the wasp bypassed the twig & berries, but landed a final blow right below the asshole.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:47:24 PM EDT

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The first sting was about 7" up my inner right thigh as I shifted my body to reach the telephone. Startled I jumped straight up out of my chair, allowing the demonic insect access through the now loose fabric of my shorts to crawl further up my thigh and deliver two more stings nearly simultaneously. Realizing what was happening, I employed the same muscle memory I had developed for accessing a glock 43 in an ankle holster. I.E., I grabbed my shorts/underwear and forced them to my ankles in a squatting motion. Luckily, the wasp bypassed the twig & berries, but landed a final blow right below the asshole.

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Holy shit I'm dying over here!

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:55:24 PM EDT

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The first sting was about 7" up my inner right thigh as I shifted my body to reach the telephone. Startled I jumped straight up out of my chair, allowing the demonic insect access through the now loose fabric of my shorts to crawl further up my thigh and deliver two more stings nearly simultaneously. Realizing what was happening, I employed the same muscle memory I had developed for accessing a glock 43 in an ankle holster. I.E., I grabbed my shorts/underwear and forced them to my ankles in a squatting motion. Luckily, the wasp bypassed the twig & berries, but landed a final blow right below the asshole.

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Yes, almost exactly how I imagined it.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:00:39 PM EDT

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The first sting was about 7" up my inner right thigh as I shifted my body to reach the telephone. Startled I jumped straight up out of my chair, allowing the demonic insect access through the now loose fabric of my shorts to crawl further up my thigh and deliver two more stings nearly simultaneously. Realizing what was happening, I employed the same muscle memory I had developed for accessing a glock 43 in an ankle holster. I.E., I grabbed my shorts/underwear and forced them to my ankles in a squatting motion. Luckily, the wasp bypassed the twig & berries, but landed a final blow right below the asshole.

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It just gets better with each post OP.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:01:00 PM EDT

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Got stung 5x in the hand last year at the range. Now I carry an EpiPen.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:03:32 PM EDT

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you serious clark? why not just smash him when he was in your clothes.. wtf. Had one sting me on the arm that got in the house, fucker only stung me once cause I crushed that motherfucker fast.

after his replies thinking its a troll

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:07:54 PM EDT

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you serious clark? why not just smash him when he was in your clothes.. wtf. Had one sting me on the arm that got in the house, fucker only stung me once cause I crushed that motherfucker fast.

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The worst things about wasps is that they are one of the few insects that actively chases and holds grudges. I had one chase me and sting me several time before I made it to safety.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:10:55 PM EDT

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What I carry

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:24:16 PM EDT

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LOL, been there done that!

Most recent was about 3 weeks ago.

Standing at the plate rack, just finished on 12 of them.

Standing watching other shooters, when all of the sudden, my right inner thigh gets hit with a slight ricochet. Pat at my leg.....bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt....ouch! WTF!?!?! Then about 1/2 second after that.....bastard flew around and stung me on the back of the thigh.....SOB!!!!!

I hop around like a retard and 1/2 the line bust out laughing.

Bastard falls out of my shorts and is sorta 1/2 rolled up.

DONT SHOOT BEHIND THE LINE!

Picked that fucker up by the wing and walked him out to the burm ( 7 yards)....17 rounds latter, not one hit......stomped his ass.