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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:40:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 9:51:27 AM EDT by sweatpants]


What do you guys think? Keeper?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:41:32 AM EDT
Really what could go wrong? You should write to her
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:42:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 8:42:41 AM EDT by dorobuta]
Wow - does she has a sister?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:42:31 AM EDT
Full of total win!!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:42:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:42:50 AM EDT
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:44:34 AM EDT
dady issues....
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:45:01 AM EDT
Well, at least she doesn't sound crazy.... I say go for it!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:45:05 AM EDT
She wears size 26/28, would be fun seeing the video of said impregnation attempts.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:45:27 AM EDT
That's a girl to bring home to meet mom...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:46:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mom2Sarah:
Really what could go wrong? You should write to her


yes, and pics are a must!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:46:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.

Here is a representative example:

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-1054-body-shape.htm#img

Height: 5 8 ft

Weight: 266 lbs

Pant size: 26

Shirt size: 2X

Shape:



Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:46:45 AM EDT
Damn, if only was closer to TX, not married, and looking for a desperate land whale
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:46:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:47:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.


lol... this.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:47:22 AM EDT
sounds harmless enough, what could possibly go wrong!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:48:22 AM EDT
Oh and take along the Turkey Baster going need it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:48:41 AM EDT
string her along and post it here
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:48:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sweatpants:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2prcoli.jpg

What do you guys think? Keeper?


I'm tagging this for your AAR. Good luck and good hunting
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:48:52 AM EDT
"Plus"....snicker.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:49:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
string her along and post it here

Foing
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:49:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.




Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:50:51 AM EDT
Sounds win/win to me.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:51:08 AM EDT
holy shit.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:52:51 AM EDT
Motherfuckin' TAG.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:54:05 AM EDT
26/28. Take her home. That's enough to feed the entire village.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:54:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Wholly shit.

Adjusted slightly.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:55:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dorobuta:
Wow - does she has a sister?

Yes, but she ate her.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:55:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 8:55:40 AM EDT by Chris0013]
go for it....
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:56:05 AM EDT
Don't get too close - once you cross the event horizon, the gravity well will just suck you in...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:57:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.

She is a human bowling ball, as wide as she is tall.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:58:14 AM EDT


Never stick it in teh crazy.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:59:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:59:08 AM EDT
Well, we know she can eat, but can she Cook?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:01:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sweatpants:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ihwg84.png


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:02:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:02:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.


I think it's actually how many days it takes for her to revolve around the Earth.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:03:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sweatpants:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ihwg84.png


If i had more time id reply to you.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:03:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:05:27 AM EDT
It'll all end in tears...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:06:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmajunkie:
She wears size 26/28, would be fun seeing the video of said impregnation attempts.


Probably something like this
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:08:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mfingar:
Where were the women like this when I was single...

Seaworld...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:08:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KS-Diesel:
Originally Posted By mfingar:
Where were the women like this when I was single...

Seaworld...


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:12:22 AM EDT
Help me find my car keys and we'll DRIVE out of here!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:12:26 AM EDT
Next Season on Whale Wars.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:14:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.


I was all for it until I got to this. ^^^^^^




Remember it's the law!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:14:56 AM EDT
because that is how you break your cycle of picking abusive men. You ask stranger on the internet to knock you up and get themselves into the middle of her drama-cyclone.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:15:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZeroZero:
because that is how you break your cycle of picking abusive men. You ask stranger on the internet to knock you up and get themselves into the middle of her drama-cyclone.

BUT SHE'LL RAISE YOUR KIDS
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:15:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
26/28 is not "plus." It's exponential.


Thats funny
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:28:03 AM EDT
Take a 2x4 and a bag of flour if you go.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:29:47 AM EDT
SIIHW*APP







*wrinkles
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